Meg's quotes involving tampons, rape, birth control, hot black cousins, and carrots with Nullmetal Alchemist. My day's aren't normal.

Okay. *sigh* QUOTEEEESSSSSS
"Hey, Demy, put my phone in your locker"-MEG
"Okay, I'll put it in with my tampons" *slide*-DEMY
"Ew. Now my phone is caressing your unused tampons."-MEG
"...THAT WAS SO LOUD!!"-CRYSTAL

"Hey brony-!"-MEG
"I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUR BABIES!!"-BRONY
"...Wha...what?"-MEG
"YOU HEARD ME!!"-BRONY

"YOU GET HIM TOM CRUISE!!!"-dumb kid in my la class while tom cruise as Steve Randall
 during the outsiders.

"He took us to us."-ALICE (girl who likes to hurt me but I lurvs her anyway. She sits next to us in choir and lurvs anime)
"...Wha-...?"-MEG
"MIND FUCK!!!!"-ALICE

"My black cousin is hot."-CHRISTINE



I'm too lazy to type the rest. Me and Christine had a whole convo in front of Josh about birth control and periods. And alot about the blog. Then bikinis and bras.

Well, gonna go finish typing on WHAT J.K. ROWLING DIDN'T SAY ( qudditchnerds.blogspot.com )


-MEG GIRY

I know I'll finish and you can check it out. K? GO READDDDD

Happy Mother's Day All Those Knocked Up!

I was sitting today and thinking about how many mother's on mother's day go unnoticed. Like the pregnant teenager in the school room who wears to much eyeliner. Or the woman with an std who said her boyfriend used a condom. Or those who killed their children with abortion, and were never really mothers at all.

Yeah, wonder why we forget about them.

-MEG

Epic Quote From Brony

Alright, today our choir director had to go rehearse with the 6th graders (idk why the 6th grade choir director couldn't have done it) and we had a teacher that came in and watched us for her (yknow. Cuz we're squirrely.). Anyways, the chick who was watching us took us outside for class, just to walk around and stuff, cuz nobody can handle all of us in one room.
Me, Meg, Brony and a few other people started walking together and the funniest thing happened. We walked over by the long jump sand pit thing and Brony starts kicking around sand. All of ansudden she shouts, "I FOUND ISHVAL!!!" and that was probably the highlight of my day. Leave it to Brony to find a fake country in our school sand pit. XD
(for those of you that do not know what Ishval is, it is a country in Fullmetal Alchemist that goes to war with Amestris and, ultimately, loses, thus leaving it basically a barren country of ruins. And Scar happens to be from Ishval X:)
-Demy

(Need...to...finish...school...projects... WHY MUST THEY PILE THIS STUFF ON US AT THE END OF THE FREAKING YEAR!!!!?)

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger...that's why I have no upper arm strength!!

Meg here. Sorrry I haven't posted. Yes there are four r's. I'm to lazy to erase them. I AM SOOOO STRESSED. I went to color guard last night. I'm not going back for auditions today. I feel bad, like I'm letting my mom down, but this couldn't have come at a worse time. I haven't stared putting together my memory and I'M CARRYING MY WHOLE FRIGGIN SCIENCE GROUP WHO DOESN'T DO SHIT AND WE ARE GOING TO FAIL BECAUSE OF IT!!! I'M GOING TO BE WORKING MY ASS OFF ALL WEEKEND THANKS TO THOSE STUPID JD'S!!!

Sorry...hold on...SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

there...now I feel better.

Better to let it out. I had another anxiety attack last night. For those of you who do not have them, they are not fun. (MORE LIKE AWWWW-FUULLLL) LOL. Demy knows what I mean.

gtg.

Nessa is making shirts for relay for life. I GOTTZ A GLEE THEME. the flaw shirts they use during born this way. squee.

-MEG

Fun times

QUOTE:

"So my darling, would you like two McDoubles? Or maybe two McChickens? Ooorr, a McDicken? *look of shock, amusement, and hand covers her mouth.*" -My Mother of course. I laughed so hard and she's just like, "I didn't mean it like that! I was thinking it as I was saying it and I didn't- shit! I didn't mean it like that!" it was hilarious.

Demy and I had band day today. It was interesting. Demy stayed with Brony the whole time and I hung out with Christine, Ty, and Elmo. Elmo was being annoyed be someone, the Bieber I shall call him,(cuz of his Bieber hair) and Elmo kept telling him off and cussin him out and he still wouldn't leave! The Bieber is so stupid. Ty and I talked a lot... And I annoyed him. Sorry Meg, I had to. He was just there, it's like an impulse. Well, christine annoyed him the most. She annoyed him so much he went and sat by himself. I felt so bad, I wanted to slap christine... At that point, I realized i like Ty, and I have for a while. I wanted to sit by him, I wanted to ask christine if I could switch spots with her(since she sat right next to him). I kept telling him to come back over beside me and he wouldn't. It made me sad. Then Ty asked me to come and sit by him. He was sitting over with the aisle that only has two seats. I got up happily... Stupid Christine had to follow me over there. Of she would have just stayed there talking to Bethany, everything would have been fine. "Crystal! You left me!" no, you had Bethany, now go sit your ass down. Ty seconded that by saying "Christine, go sit down." of course, she didn't listen so he made us both leave. Man, I could smack her right now. Grrr, just one smack would do it. It irritate me soooo much.
^
/
that was Wednesday. Today, I almost had a freaking anxiety attack. I had too much stuff to do and I finally realized how much I had to do and I almost had one. Thank the lord my mom was right there and told me to breath and that everything would be fine. School is terrible. O cannot believe that they are still making us do work when there is only, hmm, let me think, 6 DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT!!!! I have to finish my memory book my Monday(which won't happen because I have to print out pictures Monday so I'm gonna have to throw those in there before o go to class. In science, were supposed to be doing a forensic lab and I have absolutely no clue how to do it. I have been in science exactly one day this week. Monday: hooky Tuesday: band day, missed that class Wednesday: there Thursday: sick, felt like I was going to die Friday: relay for life, wasn't in any class after 11. Gosh I hate school. I didn't make honors english, so I'm super sad. I gtg now, gotta finish all this shit.


Crystal Poppin

I'm not the brightest cookie...

I'm so stupid lol. Just during lunch alone. We were up in the library for a pizza party (cuz we're awesome) and (for those of you who have seen FMA) you know how Ed can transmute without a transmutation circle? I just now recently figured it out that him clapping represented a circle (like the hands would be connecting the arms to form a circle). I'm really stupid for not understaning that the first time Izumi said it...
My other stupid thing was...well, there was a peice of sausage pizza left and the librarian was asking who wanted it. Meg's Jewish lover just happened to take it and then me, being pretty sure that Jewish people can't eat pig, said "Wait, he's Jewish!" I was only trying to talk to Meg, Christine, and Nessa, but apperently I said it very loud, because he replied "I heard that!" from the other table. I felt like an idiot... Then I was kinda just stumbling like "well, I thought Jewish people-- I-- uhh-- I didnt think you could eat pork!!" I'm very stupid, but thats probably why people love me X3

Here's mah quote of the day, by Brony. "HE HIT PUBERTY AT, LIKE, 2!"
we were talking about Ed's voice when he's a little kid. They couldn't find anyone to do the voice that sounded like his teen voice at all, so they just had Vic Mignonga do it as high pitched as he could, then computerized it to make it a little higher. But he still kinda sounds just like regular Ed, so that wasn't exactly perfect. Therefore, he hit puberty at age 2. And Alphonse still hasn't. At all. Cuz he is currently just a soul... And still has the voice of a 9 year old. Which is adorable. And I'm rambling. I'll just stop now.



-Demy (my kitty's gonna have kittens any day now X3 YAY! Too bad she like pretty much got raped though...)

FORGET YOOOOUUUUUU

GUESS WHO GOT SOLOS ON FOOOOOOORRRRRGGGGGGEEEEEEEETTTTTT YYYYYYYYYOOUUUUUUUUU. Well, Demy, Christine, Crystal, and your Meg all get to do a group descant. I love how she kept us together. lol.

Color guard tryouts this week. Pep...wee....

I HAVE SO MUCH HOMEWORK IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY!! I really shouldn't be watching fma then...

QUOTES

Did you finish studying wwII?

Well, THAT WAS PEARL HARBOR!! THEN WE BOMBED EM! WE BOMBED HIROSHIMA!! Then Anne Frank died...that's all I remember.


Yes, a 9 year old's soul is bonded to a suit of armor by the star of david.

lol.

-MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGG

SEXY FULL METAL ALCHEMIST!!

DUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDEEEEEEE!! I just watched 20 episodes of FMA!!!!! O.M.G.  What really scares me though, is the fact that I found Edward Elric vomitting sexy. ehhhh...I need help.






seeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyy



lol. HE'S TALLLLLLLLLL. SQUEEEEE.

Gonna go drool over him some more
-MEG

SSSSPPPPEEEEEENNNNNCCCCCEEEEERRRRR REEEEEIIIIDDD!!

SPENCER REID SPENCER REID!! SQUEEE

Just posted two new posts on CRIMINAL CRANIUM . One is chapter 5 WHICH ENDS IN AN EPIC CLIFF HANGERRRR!!! And some EXTREMELY FUNNY pics of Reid that I found. No joke. One made me pee a little. GO CHECK EM OUT!!! (Lol. there is one that Crys will love. squeeeeee).

-MEEEGGGG

TEAM EDWARD (ELRIC!!!)

O.M.GGGGGGGGG. Just finished watching 2nd fma and getting ready to watch 3rd. SQQUUEEEE.

LURRRVVVSSSS U EEDDDWAAARRRDDDD!!

-MEG

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST!!!

Anyone else love Fullmetal Alchemist? IS IT NOT EPIC?? I just finished watching Brotherhood this week. O...M...F... It was freaking-- I DON'T EVEN HAVE A WORD TO DESCRIBE IT!!! Love.
I swear, if Meg doesn't watch it soon...lol. She must see the epicness! And Alphonse X3 HE'S SO ADORABLE! I DON'T CARE IF HE'S JUST ARMOR WITH A SOUL, I STILL LURVES HIM! Which brings me to the outtakes of Brotherhood... That was one of the funniest things I've seen in my life...

Little Winry: *yelling to Ed and Al* Oh, I forgot, Grandma told me to tell you she's making stew tonight!
Little Al: *Shouting in his adorable little voice* F*CK YEAH!!!

I kid you not, it was the actual voice actors that did this. There's more... (I will try not to give spoilers with this, even though some good ones have spoilers)

Envy: *In the form of a dog*
Al: A dog?
Envy: *yells at Gluttony*
Ed: A...talking dog? 0_0
Envy: Reah! Rooby Rooby Roo! (like Scooby-Doo)


Armstrong: Lets all look at the door
*everyone looks ay the door*


*Al wakes up after being unconscious*
May: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~!!!!!!!! <3


Hoenheim: How 'bout leanin' over here and givin' me a kissey?
Greedling: Sure.


A person dying (no I'm not telling you who): I'll see you on the other side. Someday we'll find it...the rainbow connection...the lovers...the dreamers...and me...bleh (It makes it even funnier that we're singing the Rainbow Connection in choir.)


Ling: This is what you wanted, isn't it?
Ed: AHHHHHHH!!!!
May: Ling, don't die!
Hoenheim: F*CK HIM UP!!!


Greedling: My name is Greed--
Ed: NO, I WILL NOT KISS YOU!


Scar: We're getting closer, I can feel it.
Ed: Yeah, I can feel it, too.
Hawkeye: You mean you can sense their presence?
Ed: No, I'm a man. I'm good with directions.


*Ed and Al standing on a roof*
Al: You can see the whole countryside today, huh?
Ed: Uh-huh
Al: How about I push you off this roof and break your arm?
Ed: Yeah.


Homunculus: So how is it that you are still able to use your alchemy?
Scar: *gets mad and puts his hand on Humunculus's face in attempt to explode him* YOUR FACE ESPLODE!!!


*two chimeras about to attack Scar*
Scar: Chimeras, huh? F*ckin' sweet!

(^ same scene)
Scar: Chimeras, huh? Oh, $h*t.


Winry:...Hey, Ling. >:3 how you doin'?
Greedling: Wha...? >=3


Al: *Trying to drag injured Heinkel*Come on! We have to get out of here!
Heinkel: You boys are really something else...
AL: I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE, *$$HOLE!!


I can't really remember  much else that is not too spoilerriffic. I actually had to take some words out of at least one of these.
 And I love how Al cusses so much in the bloopers. I guess Maxi didn't exactly get her fill, considering she doen't have to say very many bad words for Alphonse. And yess, Al is voiced by a girl. Got a problem?

I wish there was more Brotherhood to watch... Now there's just the semi-crappy origial FMA
 that has almost nothing to do with the manga. At all. It's okay, but not my favorite. (and WTF? Why was Barry the Chopper in his original body in the first episode that featured him in FMA??? I don't think that he was ever supposed to kidnap Winry (It was seriously like Barry: Get in my truck Winry:YAY!) or Ed, much less take Ed's arm. I didn't really think that you could just take it in and out like that. You'd think one of his other trillions of enemies would've figured that out as well. Or maybe Winry was just being blond when she made Ed's arm. I guess she can just start over after Scar ESPLODES it.)

-Demy

I've been busy...

Sorry I havn't updated you on Misto lately. The last few weeks have been kinda of hectic...



Chapter 4

"Did I not tell you, Father? He is a very likely candidate, is he not?" Poppy stood on the roof of a building with Macavity, watching the fight between Alonzo and Mistoffelees end with a flash of blue light.
Macavity chuckled. "I do admit, you have a talent of picking possible candidates," he told her. "You were smart to anticipate that young Mistoffelees would have power."
"Thank you, Father." Poppy said curtly.
"I must have his power in my possession. If not, he must be destroyed. He is too powerful to oppose me," Macavity continued, "See to it that he remains loyal."
"Well, Father..." Poppy began, "It seems to me that he doesn't favor you. That wretched Soprano is the one he prefers."
"I see." Macavity said coolly.
"But without her, there may be hope yet." Poppy grinned.
"Indeed." Macvity shared the sinister grin.


"What did I do?" Mistoffelees asked himself as he sauntered back to the alley. "How did I do that?" It was so odd. More than odd; it was downright weird.
When he returned to the alley, he went to sleep immediately, worn out by the fight.
Alonzo kept an eye on Misto all night. And the night after that. And the night after that. He was completely filled with a burning hatred. For Macavity? For Mistoffelees? For Misto's powers? Alonzo didn't even know. It seemed just like hate in general. For the world, maybe.
Over the next few days, Misto remained silent, worried about his miraculous powers. What else could he do, and could it hurt some one? He was grateful that he didn't hurt Alonzo. If he had, he didn't know what he would do with himself.
Poppy had returned not long after Alonzo had that night. Through the next week she also kept to herself. She didn't want to tip anyone off about her encounter--or meeting--with Macavity. Just wait for the right time, she told herself.
Smudge recovered from his fight with Alonzo after a few days and was up and arguing with him again, getting back into the swing of things. Right now, Melody had talked him into playing hide-and-seek with her, Victoria, Misto, Alphie, Fang, and Hazard.
He found Hazard quickly, for Smudge saw Hazard's tail from behind the tree that he was hiding behind. Next was Melody, she was never good at keeping quiet. Then it was Fang, he was just a bad hider. Now he was just looking for Vicky and Misto.
"Hmmm... Now where could they be...?" Smudge asked himself. He wandered around the park without much luck.
Mistoffelees and Alphie were hiding in the same bush, and Alphie made a silly face at Mistoffelees, which made him burst out in laughter. He was still young enough to think that those kinds of things were funny.
Smudge searched for them and found them with the help of Misto's laughter. Alphie suddenly thought that making Misto laugh was a bad idea.
"I win!" Victoria called out from the top of a tree.
"Victoria! Get down from there!" Smudge called up to her. Vicky wasn't supposed to climb trees yet, their mother thought she was too young.
"Alright," she called back. She started working her way back down the tree.
Luckily, Smudge was right underneath her as she fell.
"I told you." he said, sliding her off of his back. "Now be careful."
"Sorry." she pouted, making a mental note the she needed to learn to be more graceful.
"What are all of you doing?" Alonzo asked as he walked up to them.
"Playing," Mistoffelees said cheerfully.
Alonzo simply rolled his eyes at Mistoffelees and walked away. Too childish for such power, he thought.
"Mistoffelees," Smudge said to Misto, "You want to tell me what has been going on with you and Alonzo."
Misto sat and remained silent.
"Come now, Misto. You know you can tell me," Smudge said sincerely.
"I don't want to talk about it," Misto said.
"Please?" Smudge said.
Mistoffelees sighed. "I-I'm not even sure."
"Well, you two have had some tension for the past few days. If it is this important, then you should know something."
"Well, I-- a few nights ago, Alonzo left the alley and I went after him. After a while I guess he sensed that someone was following him and he ended up attacking me--"
"He what?" Smudge shouted.
"It was an accident," Mistoffelees explained, "he didn't know it was me. When I tried to get him off of me, somehow I... I don't know. It was weird. It was like there was lightning that shot out of my paws." He hoped that he didn't sound like a fool, but it was true.
Smudge cursed under his breath. Macavity. Worry crossed his face. "Listen. Do not tell anyone of this. Do you understand?"
"A-alright," Mistoffelees stuttered.
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Please tell me that I didn't get too Fullmetal Alchemist-ish with the beginning... Geez... I need help...

-Demy

PS The next two chapters are way better.

SILENCE IS GOLDEN. DUCT TAPE IS SILVER. TAMPONS ARE PURPLE.

JUST WANTED to get that outta my system. Topics? Gay Jewish friends. Auditions. Tampons. Mainly tampons. Wanna start with the Jewish thing that is obviously Josh related?

Kk. Well, Crystal and I had to go outside (screw) because "The library's closed. mehmehmuhmeh!!" I CAN BE STUPID TOO LUNCH TIME SUPERVISER!! So, we walked with Elmo, Viktor, and some other JDs. Josh was walking awkwardly for a while by himself, like he does everyday. Me and Crys look across the field and see HE IS COMING TOWARD US. He walked, and we talked. It was okay.

We talked to much in library. HE LIKE GRABBED BOOB PANTIMIMING IT AS A DOOR KNOB!! SQQQWWWAAA?!?!! He said he'd let me borrow his copy of SUPER 8 as soon as his neighbor (THE MALE MODEL SUB IN HISTORY!) returned it. lol.

We auditioned after school for ROLLING IN THE DEEP, SOMEONE LIKE YOU, AND FORGET YOU. SQUEE!!

Once up at our lockers, Demy took out a tampon. Crys and I are scared of tampons. She went into the bathroom and we waited outside.
"Ewww!" Demy came running out. "There's blood in the toliet!"
"...I wanna see!" guess you figured that was said by Meg. I'm sorry I'm so weird.

We went in and Demy said if she screamed while she put in her Tampon, she wouldn't make me and Crys put on tampons. I listened up against the door the whole time. Well, while we are in the bathroom talking about penis and tampons, the hot-LA teacher who helped with the musical-Mr. Gea(alias) came by. We ran into the stales. Later, we walked out and he was there again. We shut up. Halfway down the hall, I was talking about a girl in the locker room who everytime she was on her period she'd scream "DOES ANYBODY HAVE A TAMPON???" When I scream that, who walks by? Hot LA teacher. Screw.

So, in an effort to save time, here is the summary.

SHUT UP AND ACT INNOCENT. IF YOU DON'T, I TELL YOU THIS.

SILENCE IS GOLDEN

DUCT TAPE IS SILVER

TAMPONS ARE PURPLE.



Questions?

-MEG

"There's a Tony in the roof..."

Me and Demy walking into the High School Choir room. One of the boys who was in West Side Story (and jammed with us during auditions) was sticking Tony in the roof. No joke. He was like in the ceiling up to his ankles.
Demy "Uh...what are you doing?"
Tony:'Fixin'..." I forgot what he said.
Meg:"Okay...."

So weird. That choir is just...squee...

Me and Josh.
"Do you have an animagus?" we are HP nerds. Sorry.
"Yeah."
"Can I guess what it is?"
"Suuuurrreee." 13 minutes later.
"You remind me of a cat. But a good cat! That is cute and doesn't mess up the furniture. Or a bunny."

O-e...

WTF MAN???

*Sigh* life is screwy. Gonna go post on RP or Criminal Cranium.

SQUEEEEEEE.

-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYY

Nothing Gold Can Stay

Nature's first green is gold
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

such a beautiful poem. My teacher kept relating it back to terms of money and richness. Why take something so beautiful and corrupt it with something so foul? I guess it is true though what they say. With the end of once upon a time, we were subject to a harsher fate of death, fear, and hate. I guess it's true though, what they say.

NOTHING GOLD CAN EVER STAY.

STAY GOLD

-MEG GIRY

QUOTES:

Flamming jazz hands. WAAHH!! WAAAHHH!!

(SORRY FOR THE COPIED ADD)