(LOOOOOKK WHERE HIS HAND IS!!)
Me:HEY SON IN LAW...or daughter...whatever your genitals are.
Justin:You know, I get that alot. I'd like to share them with you now. Okay?
Me:As fun as that sounds...I'm gonna have to pass...and OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT?!!
Justin:You know, I don't know. The doctor's are confused. I think it looks like a giraffe.
Me:...You know, I see that.
Justin:I like to play connect-the-dots with it. You know it talks right?
Me:No way!
Justin:Yeah! That's how I first seduced your son.
Me:...I'm still mad because I haven't got this months child support.
Justin:...Yeah, about that...I spent it all on Selena...
Me:...You mean like her birthday present?
Justin:Yeah! Uh,...no. I mean, I spent it on her. She costs a good 400 a night.
Me:Funny, you think she wouldn't charge as much with those man legs of hers.
Justin:Yeah, I tell her to shave em but she just...likes it. She says it turns her on to stroke it.
Me:Her legs or your Giraffe-talking genitalia?
Justin:...what are we talking about?
Me:YOU NOT PAYING CHILD SUPPORT FOR RUBIA!! MY GRANDDAUGHTER!! THE ONLY ONE WITH A DISTINGUISHED SEX!!
Justin:...Oh...right...well, you see-*runs*
Me:GET BACK HERE OR I'LL TELL EVERY ONE ABOUT THAT ONE NIGHT WITH-
Justin's Genitalia:Waaaiiiitttt!! You forgetz me!!
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THIS HAS BEEN A MEG GIRY INTERVIEW!!
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