People Say It's Quite Unlikely That the Two of us Should Stick, But I just tell 'em "Hey-

IT'S ME AND MY DICK!"


Meg here, with her vagina, I swear. I mean...not WITH my vagina. My Miss Cooter is in my pants.


That was the most awkward greeting ever.


Well, it's official, Elmo, Viktor, and Kaden all agree my left boob is bigger than the right one.

Under there close teenager inspection.


I hate my guy friends. The Teddy Bear fled somewhere and wasn't there to comment.


ENOUGH RYMING!! IT'S ACCIDENTAL!! I SWEAR!!

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH.


Anyway, I finished watching ME AND MY DICK last night and does anyone know why Joe Moses was litterally on for two seconds. He said his line, then wasn't there for the bows two secnds later. GAAAAHHHH. Like, fo real, he wasn't even in the chorus! Gah. I'll either watch STARSHIP tonight or tomorrow night. Can't wait.

Btw, two new poles will be coming up and I want EVERYONE to vote!! Gaaahhh!! Got it?


PS. WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING ALL THESE VIEWS FROM PORNO WEBSITES???? EVERYTIME I GO TO SEE WHY WE ARE GETTING VIEWS FROM THERE, CREEPY THINGS COME ON MY SCREEN AND IT'S LIKE 'RED XREDXREDXRED!!!!"

Gawsh...


-ALBINO OUT!!