DEMY'S SNOW DAY!

I had fun. We got about 12 inches down here at my grandparents house. 100 FREAKING ACRES TO PLAY ON!!!! WOOOO!!!!

I started my day by going outside and making a snowman. Which evolved into a snow woman. Which evolved into the freaking Venus de Milo. Okay, not that good, but I just meant it in a sense that it's a female sculpture without arms. I might post her on here.

After that strenuous activity, I was so freakin exhausted that I went back inside and played video games :P.
Not long after, I was summoned back outside by my stepdad, who told me that they made lanes on the hill so we could race on our sleds. I ran out there and sleddeded a few times. I threw a snowball at my brother's face. He got mad. It was funny.
I kicked my big sister's butt in racing. She claims that its because I'm bigger than her. Just because I am taller and therefore have more mass does not mean that I am fat! Grr! She's just jealous because she's short!
After that we all made our way back inside and ate dinner.
My cousin is spending the night and he brought Xbox games. ASSASSIN'S CREED III, BIATCHES!!!!! I started playing it and it was SO FUNNN!!!! But then I got kicked off the Xbox right after my first assassination. :( I'm sad. It was so fun.

That's pretty much all that happened today. And since I didn't post about my Christmas yet, I'll get right to that:

Well, I woke up at like 7? We all gathered in the living room and passed out presents. I got footie pajamas, a Japanese dictionary (xD), vol. 6 of Max Ride, and other stuff. Like Guitar Hero. Which didn't work :/
After that, we all pretty much scattered and went about our own business until lunch. My stepdad cooked a freaking, like, 9-pound hunk of prime rib. I was not able to eat dinner that night.
We eventually headed down to my grandparent's house to stay the night because this is an awesome place to play in the snow at. (And, no. My grandparents are not here. They're at their other house in a different state.)
My brother and I got picked up by our dad so we could go to a Christmas party for his side of the family. (My sister didn't go. She never does anything with our dad.) We went over to my cousin's house and had dinner (I did not eat because I was still full from lunch). Then my cousin and I went up to her room and started watching Bridesmaids. OMG that movie is hilarious. "We are going to Vegas. I want balls in my face . BALLS... "
We had to leave before I finished watching it though.
We headed back to our grandparents house and then all sat down at the table and played Balderdash. If you have not played that game, you need to. It is hilarious. The dasher gets a card that has four different categories on it and they have to pick one to play off of. Say they picked the weird words category. There would be some weird word on the card that the dasher would announce to everyone and everyone has to write down a definition and then hand in their answer to the dasher. The dasher then reads all of the answers aloud, along with the real answer, and everyone has to vote on the one they think is correct. If you pick the correct one, you get two points. It someone picks your answer, you get one point. It's a very interesting game. One of the categories is movie titles. They give you a title and you have to write down what you think it's about. One was "Fingers". I wrote down something very morbid for my answer. After the round was over I was just like "I've been watching Criminal Minds! What do you expect!" It was funny. But the game is kind of hard to play when there are two people who can barely read or spell. Who are in junior high. My brother thought that "Argentinian" was "orangutan". He's quite the idiot. And on one of the weird words (the word was "hodmandod") he wrote down "a German hibachi chef" for his answer. Do I need to explain how many things are wrong with that? For one thing, why would a German be cooking Japanese? And another thing, he spelled "hibachi" like "habachy". So much facepalm. And my stepbrother read "psychotic" as "psychologist" after I TOLD him what the word was. Guuuhhhhhh...
My hope for humanity has decreased...

That's about it for my two days of absence.
See ya!

-Demy