LEGALLY BLONDE-THE MUSICAL-QUOTES

Emmett-*drinks redbull* What is this my second? my third? I don't know but I am loovvvinnngg iiiittt

Elle's Teacher-My God, it's scented.

Delta Nu Girls-SHE JUST GOT ALL UP IN WARNER'S FACE!!!!!

*SERIOUS MOMENT* Emmett-...No one has called me butt-head since the 3rd grade...
Elle-...Maybe not to your face.



Emmett-*swallow* What is this place?
Elle-*serious* It's called a department store.
Emmett-It...it's beautiful

I feel a popular moment coming on.....

Elle-God, I love shopping for guys!!
Emmett-This is strange...
Elle-Watching them change before my eyes!
Emmett-Don't watch me change!


OH MY GOD THE UPS GUY!!!!!!!!!! SEXXXXXXYYYYYYYYY!!! WHY DOESN'T MY UPS GUY LOOK LIKE THAT????

Paulette-Oh Go-....THE NEW UPS GUY IS LIKE WALKING PORN!!

LOL!!!

*Delta Nu girls come on*

Paulette-Oh no...I see dead people.
Elle-No! Their just my greek chorus!!

Elle-The Bend&Snap is proven to be 99.9% effective on straight men!!

Delta Girl-Do you know why cheerleaders get the guy and keep the guy?
Paulette-Cuz you jump around and show your panties?
DG-Hahaha!!! Yes!!

Teacher-To Emmett for turning around the case and nailing the pool boy.
Warner-Hah...nailing the pool boy...cuz he's gay...I'll be quiet.









OH MY GOD I'M CRYING!!!!!! STAY WITH EMMETT!!!!


Emmett-No, I work for myself. And I don't have to hit on interns.
Me-OOOOOOO





OMIGOD!! OMIGOD, YOU GUYS!!!

I JUST FINISHED THE END!!!


EVERYONE GO WATCH IT NOW!!!

I'LL POST IT HERE, BUT WATCH IT ON YOUTUBE!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~

-MEG