Nope, it's a girl. I went to her profile.
Basically, I'm a mysterious girl named Blue that wanders aimlessly throughout the land of Not Real (which is, in actuality, very real), searching for the enigmatic Philosopher's Stone with the help of two strange Muses named Phantom and Mistress Magikarp (the former is quite the sarcastic git whereas the latter tends to act like she rules the universe). We, the ever valiant main characters of the story of my life, go on daring adventures throughout the realm of my imagination, forever wondering why nothing seems to make any sense. But, despite the jumbled mess of the combined German, English, and Japanese languages that try to deter us from out quest, we never falter, for our goal is simply too important to risk losing. You see, me, Magi, and Phantom, must, against all odds, tame my insane thoughts and bring them together to form stories. Have we been successful thus far? ...It's debatable.
So, in case that didn't make any sense; I'm a girl that constantly suffers the wrath of her two psycho Muses, both of which are seemingly trying to turn her life into a living Hell by arguing constantly in my head. Yeah, it is as bad as it sounds.
Also, away from all that madness, I'm an anime otaku, a cartoon nerd, a gaming freak, and a person that can't let go of their childhood. In short; I'm the kind of person you probably wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley, lest you be interrogated incessantly simply for the sake of both my amusement as well as my need to satisfy my inner geek.
On a side note, I am secretly in love with Mistress Magikarp. Please, though, I beg of you not to tell her. She doesn't take well to admirers... the last one got shipped off to Briggs to face the special brand of torture that has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations, courtesy of an overly eager Olivier Armstrong.
...Or something.
Hm...she's also lesbian...hmm....
-MEG
Basically, I'm a mysterious girl named Blue that wanders aimlessly throughout the land of Not Real (which is, in actuality, very real), searching for the enigmatic Philosopher's Stone with the help of two strange Muses named Phantom and Mistress Magikarp (the former is quite the sarcastic git whereas the latter tends to act like she rules the universe). We, the ever valiant main characters of the story of my life, go on daring adventures throughout the realm of my imagination, forever wondering why nothing seems to make any sense. But, despite the jumbled mess of the combined German, English, and Japanese languages that try to deter us from out quest, we never falter, for our goal is simply too important to risk losing. You see, me, Magi, and Phantom, must, against all odds, tame my insane thoughts and bring them together to form stories. Have we been successful thus far? ...It's debatable.
So, in case that didn't make any sense; I'm a girl that constantly suffers the wrath of her two psycho Muses, both of which are seemingly trying to turn her life into a living Hell by arguing constantly in my head. Yeah, it is as bad as it sounds.
Also, away from all that madness, I'm an anime otaku, a cartoon nerd, a gaming freak, and a person that can't let go of their childhood. In short; I'm the kind of person you probably wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley, lest you be interrogated incessantly simply for the sake of both my amusement as well as my need to satisfy my inner geek.
On a side note, I am secretly in love with Mistress Magikarp. Please, though, I beg of you not to tell her. She doesn't take well to admirers... the last one got shipped off to Briggs to face the special brand of torture that has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations, courtesy of an overly eager Olivier Armstrong.
...Or something.
Hm...she's also lesbian...hmm....
-MEG
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