Sunday, December 16, 2012

QUOTES FROM THE REINDEER GAMES

If Heaven were in ball form, it would be this. *squeezes stress ball* -Kid that Crys thinks looks like the tall one. He said the whole God is like a chair thing from a long time ago.

Do you have a The Music Man fetish??--Meg's Mom, talking to her brother

Okay,  one kid didn't show up to the church thing last night, but some of us were on the bus riding around, and someone called him to get outside. Our driver (who says he failed his bus driving test several times, is going WAY to fast, and almost hit several deer (PTSD!!)) turns the lights off, and five of the boys swat team out and literally grab him from his front yard and onto the bus. In his boxers.

He wasn't really. He said he was in his boxers. It was just shorts. In winter. Global warming is effed up.


AND MAY I TAKE THIS MOMENT TO RANT ON THE FACT THAT THE WORLD CONSTANTLY HAS WARMING AND COOLING PERIODS. THIS EXPLAINS WHY WE HAD TO ICE AGES. THIS TIME IT IS SIMPLY MORE...AFFECTIVE.... IT TWILL END.

-MEG

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