I found this monologue on the Internet. I had considered using it. Until I finished reading it.
Taryn: Oh Gosh. This is the worst day ever! I mean I guess nothing could be worse than finding out that your boyfriend of 4 years is gay and leaving you for a man. Who would’ve thought that this would happen to gorgeous Taryn? I would’ve rather been sat on by an elephant. I mean come on now! How could this happen? I actually thought that I was in love. I thought that his big news was going to be a proposal. How embarrassing! I had told all my family and friends that Ricky was going to pop the question. 4 years I had gave my life to Ricky. I’ll never get that back. How could I not have known how close Ricky and Bobby were. I mean they even had their own song! I thought it was weird but I figured they were just like brothers. Boy, my mom really got a kick out of that! She use to always tease me about how I’m never going to get married because I’m too stubborn. Just when I thought I was going to prove her wrong I find out that my man was in love with a man! And just when I thought my day couldn’t get any worse I found out that Bobby not only stole my man but my house too! He just so happened to own the place Ricky and I were living in and it was bye, bye Taryn. Dang, What an epic fail day! Well at least my friend Morgan was nice enough to take me in! I must say she makes a much better husband than Ricky would’ve been. Who’s laughing now mom?
Yeah. No thank you.
-Demy
Though I must say. It is rather humorous.
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