STAY OUT OF SHOW BUSINESS POP MUSIC!!!!

Okay, STARKID is doing a stetch show called AIRPORT FOR BIRDS! (AND OTHER GREAT IDEAS) and Chris Allen has the lead in it. I'm not sure if this is the same Chris Allen from American Idol (who I wanted to win DESPERATELY as a young girl) but if it is, he honestly doesn't have a right to be in it.

Pop, stay out of theatre.

-MEG