While going through my fanfiction, I found the one with Roy outside the window...ya know, the one that didn't warn about Elricest or Lemons.
HOW DO YOU NOT GET REPORTED FOR THAT???
Anyway, I've decided we are all mature enough to freak out at this, which I will now post.
NOT SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE YOUNGER THAN EIGHTEEN.
WHICH IS WHY WE'RE GOING TO READ IT.
I'm cutting out most of the creepy Elricest parts...Roy jacking off we can handle, right??
This is creepy as frick...This is so freaking bad...dear God.... Alright...Can't believe I'm gonna do this....Dear Lord.....
HOMECOMING, A FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST STORY.
I DIDN'T NOT WRITE THIS CREEPY THING, MIND YOU.
When the door slammed in Mustang's face, he was hurt. He'd been so careful tonight, and Ed still was cold. And the older boy's lack of concern in the face of Al's possible sickness was strange. Last year when Al had a simple cold, Ed had been distraught.
Then he heard Al's furious voice, calling Ed an ass, and felt a little better. At least Al had a modicum of manners, then he stilled. Though muffled, Al's distress made him unusually loud, and the words that followed froze him to the spot, spine tingling. At first, he doubted the evidence of his own ears, but in a moment, when Al cried out in undeniable pleasure, he almost fell into a heap. The Elric brothers were lovers!
When the voices faded away, Mustang's feet took off, almost without his direction. His mind was working furiously. So that was why Ed was so enraged with him. And it likewise explained why Mustang had never made any headway with the older boy when Al was still armor. He wondered dimly how long this had been going on? Had Ed and Al… while armor? It boggled the mind. But he really should have known. Those boys had been too devoted, too loving towards each other, almost freakishly so. Suddenly, everything about the two fell into place like the last pieces of a long and confusing puzzle. And when Mustang found himself in front of the window in the back, that looked into the bedroom, he was smiling slowly, cunningly, and was excited, and not just from what he was seeing in the bedroom. The Elrics would be his. Not just Ed, or Al, either of which would have pleased him, but both of them. They were his.
By the time Mustang took up his position at the window, half screened by the tree and bushes that Al loved so much, Ed had already removed his own pants, and was yanking Al's black jeans off. The younger boy was dazed, face flushed. And Ed… holy hell, the boy was huge! Edward Elric might be short, but he was big in all the right places.
When Ed pushed his still stunned brother onto his face on the bed and jerked up his hips, snatching blindly at something on the nightstand, Mustang gripped a low hanging branch with one hand, the other stroking firmly over the hard ridge in his own pants.
Mustang bit his lip, yanking his pants open and freeing his own erection to the cool night air. Mustang began to stroke himself, wishing he had some of the oil that Ed was using on his brother. He wanted to pump himself furiously. Mustang caught glimpses of Al's renewed erection.
The three of them came together.
Al's head snapped up, his beautiful face contorted into an expression of ecstasy that made him look even more beautiful, and strangely enough, even more pure in his pleasure. His pink lips parted on an unabashed and unrestrained shriek as he climaxed at the same time as he brother did. GOD!!!
Mustang was almost brought to his knees.
Okay, Meg again. I cut A CRAP TON out of that story. I did leave some of the weird crap on purpose...I can see Crystal's face reading it now, and just being horrified for the rest of her life.
I CUT LIKE, MOST OF IT OUT. BE SO GLAD. BE GLAD.
I MEAN IT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LUCKY YOU ARE YOU DIDN'T READ THAT WHOLE THING. IT HAS SCARED ME FOR MY WHOLE LIFE.
So, naturally, I needed to scar everyone else. You're welcome.
I only left some of the Roy stuff in, too. There was more, but the Elricest...ehhhhhhhhhhh....
GOD THIS STORY IS SO FREAKY CREEPY.
GYAAAHHH.
My window is open....
FUUUUUUUU
Night guys. Have fun sleeping after reading this.
-Meg
HOW DO YOU NOT GET REPORTED FOR THAT???
Anyway, I've decided we are all mature enough to freak out at this, which I will now post.
NOT SUITABLE FOR PEOPLE YOUNGER THAN EIGHTEEN.
WHICH IS WHY WE'RE GOING TO READ IT.
I'm cutting out most of the creepy Elricest parts...Roy jacking off we can handle, right??
This is creepy as frick...This is so freaking bad...dear God.... Alright...Can't believe I'm gonna do this....Dear Lord.....
HOMECOMING, A FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST STORY.
I DIDN'T NOT WRITE THIS CREEPY THING, MIND YOU.
When the door slammed in Mustang's face, he was hurt. He'd been so careful tonight, and Ed still was cold. And the older boy's lack of concern in the face of Al's possible sickness was strange. Last year when Al had a simple cold, Ed had been distraught.
Then he heard Al's furious voice, calling Ed an ass, and felt a little better. At least Al had a modicum of manners, then he stilled. Though muffled, Al's distress made him unusually loud, and the words that followed froze him to the spot, spine tingling. At first, he doubted the evidence of his own ears, but in a moment, when Al cried out in undeniable pleasure, he almost fell into a heap. The Elric brothers were lovers!
When the voices faded away, Mustang's feet took off, almost without his direction. His mind was working furiously. So that was why Ed was so enraged with him. And it likewise explained why Mustang had never made any headway with the older boy when Al was still armor. He wondered dimly how long this had been going on? Had Ed and Al… while armor? It boggled the mind. But he really should have known. Those boys had been too devoted, too loving towards each other, almost freakishly so. Suddenly, everything about the two fell into place like the last pieces of a long and confusing puzzle. And when Mustang found himself in front of the window in the back, that looked into the bedroom, he was smiling slowly, cunningly, and was excited, and not just from what he was seeing in the bedroom. The Elrics would be his. Not just Ed, or Al, either of which would have pleased him, but both of them. They were his.
By the time Mustang took up his position at the window, half screened by the tree and bushes that Al loved so much, Ed had already removed his own pants, and was yanking Al's black jeans off. The younger boy was dazed, face flushed. And Ed… holy hell, the boy was huge! Edward Elric might be short, but he was big in all the right places.
When Ed pushed his still stunned brother onto his face on the bed and jerked up his hips, snatching blindly at something on the nightstand, Mustang gripped a low hanging branch with one hand, the other stroking firmly over the hard ridge in his own pants.
Mustang bit his lip, yanking his pants open and freeing his own erection to the cool night air. Mustang began to stroke himself, wishing he had some of the oil that Ed was using on his brother. He wanted to pump himself furiously. Mustang caught glimpses of Al's renewed erection.
The three of them came together.
Al's head snapped up, his beautiful face contorted into an expression of ecstasy that made him look even more beautiful, and strangely enough, even more pure in his pleasure. His pink lips parted on an unabashed and unrestrained shriek as he climaxed at the same time as he brother did. GOD!!!
Mustang was almost brought to his knees.
Okay, Meg again. I cut A CRAP TON out of that story. I did leave some of the weird crap on purpose...I can see Crystal's face reading it now, and just being horrified for the rest of her life.
I CUT LIKE, MOST OF IT OUT. BE SO GLAD. BE GLAD.
I MEAN IT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LUCKY YOU ARE YOU DIDN'T READ THAT WHOLE THING. IT HAS SCARED ME FOR MY WHOLE LIFE.
So, naturally, I needed to scar everyone else. You're welcome.
I only left some of the Roy stuff in, too. There was more, but the Elricest...ehhhhhhhhhhh....
GOD THIS STORY IS SO FREAKY CREEPY.
GYAAAHHH.
My window is open....
FUUUUUUUU
Night guys. Have fun sleeping after reading this.
-Meg
Meggy, why?!?!?!?!?!-Nessa
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