Haha

Mom: The Tall One wants to know if you want to come over and shoots some hoops later tomorrow.
Me: *thinks with an eye twitch* Suuurrree. Lets go. Maybe I can 'accidentally' hit him in the face with the basketball. He's tall enough I could say I was aiming at the backboard. Heck! Let's bring my bow too!! "Hey TTO! Go set some targets up out there for me! Yeah! Put this apple on your head! No I'm not going to shoot it I just think you look funny with it as a hat. No hold reeeaaall still for me.
Mom: O_e Please don't be like your mother...

Crysal