So, there's a girl on ff who preaches Christianity in this freaking huge profile --not even joking, it's probably seven pages-- and all of her stories are pwps. There was like, two or three T ones, and it was a cute EdWin fluff that brought me to her page. Yeah, no. Just stop.
The story I read was about Theo~~~ and how Winry wanted a kid and how she told him and everything and it was so cute...and it almost made me like my father.
Almost. When I'm Meg, I freaking love Edward. When I'm Theo, I'm like, "F*CK YOU POPS, I'M 18 YOU MOFO." or something like that. Or "I TAPPED MUSTANG'S DAUGHTER AND I LIKED IT."
or something like that. So on and so forth.
Demy...can I please mention at one point that Theo is slightly attracted to men? I mean, I'm not going to be all, "Yeah, if I was drunk I'd screw a guy," but more like ,"He was an attractive person of the same gender," and make it more in the language of Theo? PLLLLEEEEAAASSEEE. I could say it about Karley~~~~ and his awesome hair...he'd probably gay, too.
The story I read was about Theo~~~ and how Winry wanted a kid and how she told him and everything and it was so cute...and it almost made me like my father.
Almost. When I'm Meg, I freaking love Edward. When I'm Theo, I'm like, "F*CK YOU POPS, I'M 18 YOU MOFO." or something like that. Or "I TAPPED MUSTANG'S DAUGHTER AND I LIKED IT."
or something like that. So on and so forth.
Demy...can I please mention at one point that Theo is slightly attracted to men? I mean, I'm not going to be all, "Yeah, if I was drunk I'd screw a guy," but more like ,"He was an attractive person of the same gender," and make it more in the language of Theo? PLLLLEEEEAAASSEEE. I could say it about Karley~~~~ and his awesome hair...he'd probably gay, too.
Look at that awesomely gay hair. Theo's hands would be all up in that. And that combo. That takes some legitimate man-scaping. Gay.
LOOK AT HIS COUFED AND CRISPY LOCKS
LOOK AT HIS SILK TRANSLUCENT SOCKS
HE'S SO GAY, TOTALLY GAY.
Just sayin'.
-Meg
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