So Sarah and Theo were texting last night.
This is how it went.
Sarah-I ship Theo and Major Armstrong ;)
Theo-EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Well, at least buttsex would never hurt after that for him.
Theo's good at looking at the brightside.
Sarah-WTF
Theo-You're the one that went down that road. We all knew where I would take it.
Sarah-. . .
Theo-You knew I was gonna do it. Just face the fact that your nii-san is bisexual. Just face it.
Sarah-This is why dad hates you.
Theo-He's just uncomfortable because he remembers his experimentation days. And that's why he and Roy don't get along anymore. It just didn't work out.
Sarah-WTF. WTF.
Theo-What? You've never read Dad's journal? Kinky stuff, man, kinky stuff.
Sarah-STOP IT
Theo-What's wrong Sarah? Didn't want to know you were conceived when they rented The Lion King?
Sarah-I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS SOMEBODY ELSE
Theo-Sure? Sure? Really. You're just scared, bro.
Sarah-AND YOU WERE DURING POCAHONTAS
Theo-MAYBE THATS WHY I WANT YOUR BOYFRIEND
Sarah-LEAVE MY ISHVALAN NUTELLA WARRIOR OUT OF THIS
Theo-THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID LAST NIGHT.
JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
YEAH, I WENT THERE.
Or should I say HE went THERE.
OH YEAH.
Sarah-TOO BAD THAT STATEMENT WAS INVALID.
HE WAS WITH ME.
Theo-So that was you? I wondered what that whining noise was.
Sarah- I'm so done.
Theo-Because I won? Yes. Yes.
Sarah-FINE YOU WON JUST STOP
Theo-YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Sarah-Done.
Theo-You knew when you went down the path of perverseness, you Nii-san would win.
Sarah-I'm telling Mom
Theo-See if I care. She loves me.
Sarah-She's cross with you.
Theo-She supports my sexual experimentation. I'm an angsty teenager with his wanker taking over his brain.
Sarah-STOP IT I'M DONE.
Theo-You said that earlier. But so did your boyfriend last night.
Sarah-I. AM. DONE.
Theo-Does this mean Kain and I get to be Friends w/ Benefits? I mean, we were, but now we can have permission.
Sarah-NO JUST STOP. I'M DONE.
Theo-KK. I'll call Kain. Love ya sis.
Sarah-GOODBYE NII-SAN.
And that was the end. And I almost said something really dirty, but I'm Meg and not a fictional character and I can't be shameless right now.
So yeah, Theo is bisexual.
And Kain is most likely the pitcher.
Who am I kidding Theo would never be the pitcher...He's too feminine for that....
-Meg
I typed this all before church. Something is wrong here.
This is how it went.
Sarah-I ship Theo and Major Armstrong ;)
Theo-EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Well, at least buttsex would never hurt after that for him.
Theo's good at looking at the brightside.
Sarah-WTF
Theo-You're the one that went down that road. We all knew where I would take it.
Sarah-. . .
Theo-You knew I was gonna do it. Just face the fact that your nii-san is bisexual. Just face it.
Sarah-This is why dad hates you.
Theo-He's just uncomfortable because he remembers his experimentation days. And that's why he and Roy don't get along anymore. It just didn't work out.
Sarah-WTF. WTF.
Theo-What? You've never read Dad's journal? Kinky stuff, man, kinky stuff.
Sarah-STOP IT
Theo-What's wrong Sarah? Didn't want to know you were conceived when they rented The Lion King?
Sarah-I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS SOMEBODY ELSE
Theo-Sure? Sure? Really. You're just scared, bro.
Sarah-AND YOU WERE DURING POCAHONTAS
Theo-MAYBE THATS WHY I WANT YOUR BOYFRIEND
Sarah-LEAVE MY ISHVALAN NUTELLA WARRIOR OUT OF THIS
Theo-THAT'S NOT WHAT HE SAID LAST NIGHT.
JUST THINK ABOUT IT.
YEAH, I WENT THERE.
Or should I say HE went THERE.
OH YEAH.
Sarah-TOO BAD THAT STATEMENT WAS INVALID.
HE WAS WITH ME.
Theo-So that was you? I wondered what that whining noise was.
Sarah- I'm so done.
Theo-Because I won? Yes. Yes.
Sarah-FINE YOU WON JUST STOP
Theo-YESSSSSSSSSSSS
Sarah-Done.
Theo-You knew when you went down the path of perverseness, you Nii-san would win.
Sarah-I'm telling Mom
Theo-See if I care. She loves me.
Sarah-She's cross with you.
Theo-She supports my sexual experimentation. I'm an angsty teenager with his wanker taking over his brain.
Sarah-STOP IT I'M DONE.
Theo-You said that earlier. But so did your boyfriend last night.
Sarah-I. AM. DONE.
Theo-Does this mean Kain and I get to be Friends w/ Benefits? I mean, we were, but now we can have permission.
Sarah-NO JUST STOP. I'M DONE.
Theo-KK. I'll call Kain. Love ya sis.
Sarah-GOODBYE NII-SAN.
And that was the end. And I almost said something really dirty, but I'm Meg and not a fictional character and I can't be shameless right now.
So yeah, Theo is bisexual.
And Kain is most likely the pitcher.
Who am I kidding Theo would never be the pitcher...He's too feminine for that....
-Meg
I typed this all before church. Something is wrong here.
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