Tuesday, January 8, 2013

A fun day in freshman seminar...

I told you that Josh was at Les Mis when I went, right? Okay. So I wanted to sit by him today to talk and discuss Les Mis. Keep in mind that we do not have assigned seats in this class, so it's just kind of first come first serve, therefore I just went and sat by Josh. No bid deal, right? Apparently so.
Some whiny pot-head girl came up to me like "That's MY seat!" And I tried to politely explain the fact that no one owns any of the seats. She was mad that there wouldn't be room for her and her friend to sit by each other, even though there are other freakin seats in the class that they could've gone to.
By this point in the argument, I was very angry (I'm on my period). But THEN her friend walked in. Her friend is the girl who is dating Crys's female cousin. So then she started getting mad at me. They asked Josh and I if we were dating and I was going crazy about the question like "NO! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! AND CAN'T A MALE AND FEMALE BE TWO FEET APART WITHOUT SOME SORT OF ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP OR SOMETHING???" And then they were like, "Well if you're not dating, then why do you have to sit together?"
I simply replied, "Because we're friends and I want to talk to him."
Here's what I would've liked to have said, "WELL WHY DOES IT MATTER IF YOU TWO SIT TOGETHER IF YOUR NOT DATING! I KNOW LESBIAN GIRL HERE SURE LIKES SHOVIN HER TONGUE DOWN OTHER GIRLS THROATS, SO WHY DON'T YOU BOTH JUST GO GET HIGH AND SCREW EACH OTHER!!!"

I was majorly pissed.

But the teacher told them to go sit at the back of the classroom and I stayed in the front with Josh and it was all good. We talked about a lot if Les Mis :3
He asked me if we could go see it again together this weekend. Josh, hon... You can't just casually ask a girl you are not dating that unless you're gay or she's single...

Sigh

Anyway. That's my fun day.

Oh. After this, our teacher proceeded to tell us about how his son threw up in the car on their way back from Disney World. He was very descriptive (Orange. Starbursts.). It was gross.
Which made Josh want me to tell him the doughnut story.

Oh Josh...

I'll probably sit by him again tomorrow. Partially to talk to him, and partially to tick off Lesbian and Pot-head.

-Demy

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