JJ sat up already thinking of a plan. "How about the rumor that Emily and I left because we were both infatuated with you, the hot, young, genius from the BAU? The man that we both wanted but neither could win."
"Smart guys are a huge turn on." Emily stated, liking where JJ was going.
"Nobody would ever believe that." Reid argued. "Hey, are you trying to get me in trouble?" He asked his friend.
JJ shook her head. "No, not at all, we're just trying to create some doubt. No one, outside the six of us, knows the real reason why Emily and I are leaving." She smiled at him. "A rumor like this can't hurt Hotch and Derek, and it may help you."
Reid's brow furrowed. "Help me how exactly?"
"It might get you laid, kid." Rossi clarified, smiling at the devious blonde.
"Really?" He asked with genuine interest.
"Really." Emily promised.
"A lot." Rossi guaranteed. "Just keep up that aloof persona you'll be getting blow jobs in the john before you know it."
"DAVE!" Hotch growled.
"Seriously?" Reid asked, extremely intrigued by the idea.
Hotch looked at JJ. "Do you realize what you're leaving me with? A man who is bent on making Reid his protégé."
And now Reid is Rossi's protege. Freaking great.-Nessa
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