TEAM DEATHMATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think its safe to say that Code Geass is FREAKING. EPIC. Its just awesome, as i have stated a few times. And Lelouch....mmmmmmmm.... Lol. Suzaku is cute too, and a determined little bugger. I think its adorable how much he loves Euphiemia, but it is a bit extremem sometimes (not gonna spoil anything). I recently finally got up to R2 like a boss, but they dont have episode 4 on youtube!!!!! So im just like rockimg back and forth hyperventalating like, "Must see...what...happens... And who...is Rolo...and wtf does he have to do...with Lelouch..." So im just going insane. I also got Crys to watch Code Geass :) I wached some with her yesterday and it was pretty fun. And we watched the abridged series known as Code MENT!!!!! If you havent seen it, you must watch it! Even if you havent seen Code Geass!!! Its like the most hilarious thing ever!!! "TEAM DEATHMATCH!!!" and... "Who's stupider? The guy trying to kill himself or the guy trying to kill the person trying to kill himself?" and... "I'm tripping balls!!!". Again. One of the best abridged series ever. On a totally different note, IM FINALLY DONE WITH SUMMER SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!! And i now have some memories that I didnt need -_-' For example, the sex lesson. We uad a guest speaker lady come in and talk to us about genitals and STDs and whatnot, and she told us we were gonna do a little role playing thing. She asked for voulenteers, and I, being the stupid actress I am, voulenteered. She then took us out in the hallway and told us what the plan for the little skit we were going to do. Then we came back into the classroom, grinning and laughing awkwardly. The other person who was doing the skit with me was a boy btw. So, we commenced with the skit. Boy: *picking me up to go on a date* So... We've been dating for 6 months now... Wanna have sex? :) Guest speaker: Thats not how you would ask a girl that!!!! Me: yeah! *fake slaps him* Boy: *tries again. Just about as bad as last time.* Me: *pretend kicks him in the crotch* boy:*tries again. Better* I think we should try to take our relationship tothe next level... Me: well... I really wNt to wait until Im married. Sorry. Boy: alright... *"six months later"* *picking me up for a date* Look, if you don't have sex with me, its over (not th exact words but close enough) Me: Well... Alright. Just once. *a few fake bangs and three days later* Boy: I dont think this is working out. Its over. *finds a new gf* Me: (son of a b*tch... This sucks. Im getting so screwed in this skit. LITERALLY!) guest speaker lady: After he broke up with her, she noticed something. She was a day late on the period. Me: *literally shouting* OH MY GOOOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!! So, there you have it. I got knocked up in health class. Its very odd though, considering that in real life , Im like a month late. Like seriously. I swear im not pregnant!!!!!! My mom said she had weird periods too, so i guess its just genetics. And heres some quotes from our sex lesson... Teacher: "*teaching us with a powerpoint* *notices that the sperm clipart isnt in the right spot on the screen* Aw, man... My sperm is swimming off the page." our teacher is a girl lol. Teacher: Sperm are shaped like tadpoles. Girl: So, could you like, keep one as a pet? Like in a jar or something? Class: O_e Teacher: What is the female sex cell? Abnoxious boy: VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! Gueast seaker: Im here to talk about sex. Abnoxious boy: You mean like, weiners? Guest speaker: No. Not hot dogs... Ooooohhhh! You mean PENISES!!!! Overall, it was probably the most fun lesson, to be honest. -Demy

Fuck the fucking bitch

Crystal Poppin here, about to go to Georgia and beat this sluts ass so fucking hard she gets knocked out til next God damn week. I fucking hate her. Don't know who I'm talkin about??? Why, none other than... BRIANNA!!!! Fucking cunt. Took The Tall One way from me and starts nosin into MY bussiness. On Facebook, my friend 'Did you and Crys break up?' slut: 'Yes they did.' it's like, stay the hell out of her life. I don't think you were asked now were you? Now, shut the fuck up and stop nosin around like the little bitch you are! I hate her i hate her I hate her I hate her. And honestly, I shouldn't. I should hate tall for dumping me. No, I blame his God damn friends for MAKING him break up with me for 'Brianna'. Its his friends fault. She didn't know how I felt about the jerk. I loved him and thought he was perfect... Whatever. He wants sluts like that, I obviously aint his girl. I ain't gonna let my fucking ass cheecks hang outta my shorts, nor am I gonna let my boob pop outta my bra. Fuck that shit. I'll get someone who wants me for me in absolutely no time. Heck, I've already got some options, just to make him jealous. Can't wait til he tries to get me back and I won't take the her back.


You pissed off Crystal Poppin, Brianna. Now you've started a war. Be prepared. Cuz, there's nothing I do better than revenge... Mwhahaha


Your pissed off Crystal Poppin

Heh heh

To answer Demys earlier question, I would make the Tromboner fall in love with me.

Crystal Poppin

Let. Me. Sleep.

Code Geass...will not...let me sleep. STUPID CLIFFHANGERS!! I mean, of COURSE Lelouch accidetally killed Shirley's dad, and OF COURSE someone would tell Shirley that Lelouch is Zero, and of COURSE Shirley would go after Zero, and OF COURSE Suzaku would severly injure Lelouch, and then while Lelouch is kind of unconscious, of COURSE Shirley would find him. And his gun. And aim it at him. And then OF COURSE Lelouch's Zero mask would fall off, revealing his identity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAAAAAAANNNNGGG IIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! And you know how i said i hadnt heard any bad voices in Code Geass yet? I was wrong. I forgot about Nunnalie. I cant stand her voice!!! High pitched and raspy. As usual. It might be okay if she were like, 5 years old, but shes probably about 13. I mean, i know its mean to knit-pick at the blind paralyzed girl, but SERIOUSLY!!! Im glad Kallen doesnt have Nunnalie's voice. Lol can you imagine?? Lelouch is sexy. I about lost it when he was tied to a chair and Rivalz was forcing cat ears on him. He looked so cute =3 Suzaku was a pretty cute kitty too. But Suzaku is just cute all the time. Im gonna try to get some sleep. I'll probably dream that I'm a Black Knight, fighting Brittania alongside Zero. Not saying I wouldnt enjoy it. ;) -Demy (if you had the power of Geass, what would you do with it) (For those of you who dont know what Geass is, its basically a power that when you make direct eye contact with someone, you can make them do whatever you want.)

ASIAN INVASION!!!!!! (Of my mind... -_-')

Sorry I haven't posted in forever.

OMGEEEEEE!!!!!! I've read and watched and studied so many different Japanese things (mangas, animes, the language) this week!!!!! And I'm having a blast!

 I started reading Vampire Knight and it is one of the best mangas I've read in my life. ZERO IS SO SEXYYYYY!!!!!! And being voiced by Vic Mignona in the anime just makes him that much better. Vic is one of the better voice actors in the anime. When I watched the first couple of episodes and heard Yuki's voice...It. Was. Awful. WHY WOULD THEY CAST HER!?!?!? Are they trying to keep up the high-pitched-raspy-annoying-anime-heroine stereotype going? She either acts too much, or not enough. Usually not enough. I have been getting used to it though. Thank God they have some good voices to make up for the main character sounding so awful (Vic. And Travis Willingham...sexy vampire hunterrrrr....). Overall, it's just amazing. But Kaname is kind of a jerk sometimes to Zero, and I don't like that. Like, seriously, if he says one more thing to Zero about how Zero's gonna turn into a level E vampire and go on a blood-thirsty rampage like a monster... grrrrr.... Level E vampires are still vampires. The Aristocrats and the Purebloods don't need to act so superior. And another thing, Zero has bitten Yuki. Twice. That can't be healthy for her.

On another anime/manga topic, Code Geass. A. MA. ZING. I've only seen a little bit, but wow. It's just. wow. And there are also some sexy guys :3 LELOUCH!!! And Suzaku, but they don't show him quite as much in the first episode. It's pretty much like "Suzaku! I haven't seen you in forever. And now your in the Brittanian army." "Yeah. Well, you're a terrorist." "Am not!!" and then "Suzaku, shoot the terrorist." "No. He's not a terrorist." "Fine. then I'll shoot you. *Shoot*" "*"dies"*" (He doesn't really die. It just looks like it.) And I am soooo glad they didn't go all CGI on the knightmares. They tend to do that with big stuff like that (Example: Envy's true form (The dinosaur-ish one. Not the actual one) in FMA Brotherhood.) And I love how Lelouch was trying to hide from people who were about to kill him and his phone rang. And then when he hung up, the girl on the other end was like "HOW RUDE!!!". If Lelouch would've answered the phone, he would've been soooo screwed. SO DON'T BE WHINING ABOUT HIM HANGING UP ON YOU! And, get this, I have yet to find ONE bad voice in the anime. So far, it's pretty much great.

And, to close, I've been trying to learn Japanese. I'm learning the Hiragana syllabary first, then Katakana, then Kanji (If I do ever get around to studying all of them.) (I hope I'm spelling these correctly.). Kanji will take forever to learn. And then, after that, there's the actual meanings of words, and grammer, then once I do all that, I'll still probably have to work on pronunciation. As English speakers, we have a tendancy to stress some syllables of words, and it apperently sounds weird in Japanese, so I'll have to work on that.


I am tired, and I am leaving.

-Demytra Nom (I just felt like spelling out my whole name. Idk why.) (OH! I played the demo for the newest Kingdom Hearts game coming out! I'm so excited!! One more month!)

EDWARD CULLEN AND MEG GIRY LUV PICTURE!!

I'm sorry it had to be so small. EDWARD AND I! SCREW BELLA!!

-MEGGIE

MEG'S PICTURE FOR CRYSTAL...IT REALLY SUCKS.

CRYSTAL, THIS IS FOR YOU BUT DO NOT READ IT UNTIL YOU FINISH WHAT STEPHANIE MEYER DIDN'T SAY!!! SPOILER PICTURE! THAT GOES FOR ALL OF YOU!!

(TOP)L-JANE R-RENESMEE

(BOTTOM) L-ALEC R-BELTRANO/EDWARD JACOB



-MEG

Demy got knocked-up during health class and WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE PICTURE OF HEADMASTER ZEFRON?!!?

LOL. I just finished watching A VERY POTTER SEQUEL. I died. I loved the all the references to the first musical.

I'll let Demy elaborate more on...the title...

GTG start packing.

-MEG

Me, I Can See All the Beauty Underneath...

Meg has been sitting on this idea for a while. It kind of involves FMA and kinda involves PTO and kinda involves the Disney movie Tangled.

Please don't think I'm weird.

I basing some events off the movie Tangled, and Ferris Buler's Day Off. I get three main characters from FMA, only really using there names, appearances, and the behaviors.I kind of created the main character from Tangled's Rapunzel, Meg Giry from PTO, and I Meg Giry (you'll find the girl in this story is less annoying, clumsy, and she looks a heck of a lot prettier than me.)

I only get some of the details from these stories, but most of it I came up with on my own. I really hope you like it!

Please keep in mind this is AU. It's not really our time, but it's not like Amstris either. Okay?

STORY BEGIN!!!






























     I set out of my room early that morning, so I climb to the rafter, and watch the sun come out from behind the fog of the dawn. After that, I slowly slide down the rope, and my feet hit the sandbag, my signal to jump. I prayed my feet only made a gentle pad as I hit, and that the managers 3 floors below the wings didn't hear.
     I hummed in the early hours before the rest of the House was awake. Grabbing a broom, I danced with it to to sweep the stage. It took me a good 9 minutes, because there was a stain where the last show had dropped one of it's liquid props and it broke open. (Imagine the actor's embarrassment!) So, I had to scrub down the stage as well. I cleaned the isles of the theatre, making sure every last discarded play bill was picked up. (The cleaned ones I always stuck in the front pocket of my apron, to keep for my collection.)
"Little Girl!" I turned immediately at the voice from the stage. Mr. Zanuck was there (in his suit, at 5 AM) staring at me. "I will be gone until 6 tonight. The auditorium doors are unlocked, but no one should be coming by. If someone comes by to ask about tickets, the information is in the ticket box. Just slip up there and act like that's your job. There should be no one coming that is scheduled and no one else is here. And for God's sakes child, brush that hair of yours!!" I stuck a tucked a piece of dirty blonde-light brown hair behind my ear.
"Mr. Carlin is not in today?"
"He has the week of, girl."
"Oh," I replied dumbly.
"Take care," he replied, leaving.
"You too!!" I yelled as the door slammed behind him."Alone...in the House..." my breath caught on my throat as I went behind the control center to turn the House lights on. Flopping down on the tech boy's chair, I sighed, closing my eyes. Nothing could hurt me in this box...no one could find me...no one could. "Dear Goodness!" I cried, the fear creeping as the hand at my lower back tapped me.
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to scare you!...Ma'am?"
     I finally opened my eyes, only to come face to face with a little girl. Her eyes were blue, and huge. She couldn't be more than 4 years old. She had her gold hair tied in several braids, which were held with pink rubber bands, the color of her corduroy overalls.
"...Hi..." I whispered, removing my hand from my chest once I was sure my heart was still beating.
The little girl didn't smile, but cocked her head, as if studying me.
"What's you're name?"
"Violet," I whispered," what's yours?"
"How old are you?"
"14."
"Hmm. How much do you weight?"
I smiled at her. "And why on Earth do you want to know that?"
"'Cause you look pretty," she smiled batting her eyes.
"...I weight 116 pounds, if you want to be exact."
The little girl finally smiled, and stuck  out her hand. "I'm May! I'm 4 years old and I weigh 37 pounds!!...How tall are you?"
I laughed and took the little girl's hand. "I'm 5' 5'' and a half."
"Can't reach the 6th inch?"
"Nope."
She giggled behind a closed fist.
"...Where is your family?"
"Home. I came wandering."
"...Do they know you're gone?"
"They won't notice."
"...Do you want me to watch you? I can show you around the theatre, if you like."
Her blue eyes swelled with excitement. "Oh, yes! Please, oh, please!"
"Alright then, follow me."
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"Hey, watch this," I cupped my hand around my mouth, and sang up to the rafters. I moved my hand to my ear, to show May to listen, and you could hear the bird begin to chatter, and sing back.
     May giggled, like she had been doing half the time since I'd met her 3 hours ago.
"Violet! Do that again!"
"No, why don't you try?"
"Show me." I went up to her, and she stopped me.
"Where'd you get that dress?"
"I made it."
"It's so pretty...could you make me one just like it...but in lavender?"
"Of course-"
"MAY ELRIC!!"
"Brother!!" May ran from me to the intruders. I took note of them, as she hugged to two. One was short, about 5' 4", gold hair, like his sister, and gold eyes. He had on a tan vest, with a white oxford and black slacks and shoes.
     The other was taller, around 5' 7",  with hair dark gold, almost brown, with brown eyes. His eyes were round and his face was broad and pale. He kept it short while the other boy kept it long and back in a braid.
     "May, don't run off like that again. I swear if you do I will rip off-"
"Edward," said the darker-haired boy, and gestured to me.
"Whose she?" the golden haired boy whispered to his brother.
"I don't know..." he whispered."Hello, Miss," he said, stepping toward me,"My name is," he tripped down one of the stairs. I yelped and lunged forward, for him. He caught the railing, but fell, as if he arms strength was not enough. He fell and took me down with him.
    I stared with a red face at the pale boy on top of me. His face was also red and embarrassed. He quickly tore off me, and pulled me to my feet.
"I'm Alphonse," he whispered. "I'm usually that clumsy, but I guess most people know that and dodge me," he said, looking at his feet.
"I wasn't very well going to let you fall," I said. "Who would let you? That's terrible."
He smiled at me.
"This is my brother, Edward," he said, gesturing toward the golden haired boy.
"Hey," he said, sticking a hand in the air and pulling it back with out looking at me.
"Hello," I waved.
"What's your name?" Alphonse asked.
"I'm-"
"Her name's Violet and she's your age brother! She's 5' 5" and a half and weighs 116 lbs!!" May screamed.
    I felt my face get hot as Alphonse stared at his sister, and Edward-after trying to hide it-burst out laughing. This was one of the moments where I thought I should run to my room and never come out again.
"That was hilarious, May!" Edward screamed, literally on the floor, laughing.
"Edward!" Alphonse admonished. He turned to me abruptly. "I am so sorry about that. She doesn't-"
"No, it's okay," I said, wiping my eyes. I always cried when I got mad, which made me even angrier.
"Hey, it's alright. It's not bad," he whispered to me, very quietly, leaning in close. "We just moved here from Montana," he said, louder and farther back. "We don't know anyone, we just got here this morning. May snuck out with all the chaos of unpacking was going on. She's-"
"Edward!" May screamed. "Look at her dress!!"
"What about it-" he growled, then stopped dead. Alphonse also stared, but stopped after a minute.
"It looks like Mom's..."Edward whispered.
"She's going to make me one just like it!" May yelled. "Won't you, Violet?!"
"If it's alright with your brothers..." I said, looking at their sick expressions as the eyed my dress, making me red again.
"Of course," Alphonse whispered.
"Hey, May, why don't you come home with me?" Edward said, extending his hand to her.
"Okay," she groaned. "Can I come back tomorrow, Alphonse?!"
"If it's alright with Miss Violet."
"It's fine by me."
"Yay!" she jumped as she left the auditorium.
   Alphonse took a seat in the audience, close to the stage. It was dark and cold, but it didn't look like it bothered him.
"Are you sure it's okay she comes?" he asked.
"Of course," I said, smiling,"for as long as she wants. I'll even babysit if you need me to."
"Thank you," he whispered. "For showing such kindness to us. Your the first person to, really. We just...our father left us a few years ago, and our Mother just passed. We'd been living in foster home after foster home and this is our new one. We live in that house, right behind the library. The black one?"
"Oh, yes," I said, looking at the boy. "I know. I walk by it. I go to the library often. It's just a block away from here."
"Yes. Is it safe for May to walk here?"
"It is down town, and very busy. I'd feel more comfortable picking her up if I was to watch her. What time?"
"...Whenever. Could I call you?" he asked.
"Y-yes, of course. Here," I took a pen from my pocket and wrote my number on his palm. He touched the raised ink, looking oddly at it.
"What's your last name?" he asked me.
"Er, Mortonson."
"Hmm," he said. "Do you, ah, wanna hang out some time?"
"I'd like that," I said, blushing.
"I've never really had friends, and if you were watching my sister I'd like to, er..."
"Be friends?"
"Yeah," he blushed.
"Me too. I've known nothing but the the theatre walls and the library shelves. It may be good to go get a look at the world from someone else's eyes."
   "...I really think I'll like you, Violet," he said, his hand brushing mine. I shuttered and goosebumps formed.
"Goodnight," I said.
"Goodnight," he said, taking her hand, and bowing over it.
   I smiled.
"...Alphonse!" I cried as he was leaving. He turned. "There's a ball, the next fort-night. Please tell me you'll come. It's a masquerade."
"I'll like that. Just promise me I'll have a partner to dance with." he smiled.
I beamed back. "I swear you will."




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"Look there!" I watched drowsily as Alphonse's hand shot up to point out another constellation.
   It had been a week since the Elric orphans had moved to this sleepy town, and I had spent almost every day with them. Currently, it was around 11 at night, and I had snuck out of the theatre, and come outside. Edward was asleep 6 or so feet away, snoring so loud it was as if he were in my ear. Alphonse lay longways across the plaid blanket he had found, my head was on his chest as I layed horizontal across the blanket.
"I'm so tired..." I yawned, my head rolling. Alphonse lazily undid the bun on top of my head, combing out my blonde hair with his fingers. He sighed as they worked through it, undoing each tangle and knot.
"Me too..." he sighed. I felt his pale fingers touch my cheek. I stretched my hand out to touch his, and I looked at his milky skin, and felt how soft his hands were. Rolling over, I turned to face him. He smiled at me, his eyes not on mine, but on my face. Staring at my cheeks, nose, and lips. He took his hand and ran it over my cheek, and I sighed. He laughed, his whole chest shaking.
    He sat up, still with that odd look he had, smiling at me, not quite looking at me.
"What?" I asked. He put his hands on my neck, gently, and slide them up to my cheeks, and into my hair.
"C-can I...try something?"
"...It all depends..." I breathed. Is he...?
"Promise you won't be mad."
"I won't..."
Slowly, Alphonse-and his body was so far away from mine-strained to lean forward, and kissed me.


His lips were very warm and very soft as they tickled mine. Closing my eyes, Alphonse scooted closer, moving his hands from my hair to my back, to my waist. I twisted my fingers in his dirty blonde hair, my palms still on his bare neck. Alphonse made an oddly plaintive sound, then twisted us to the ground. I let him as our body wrestled in an awkward way, and we did this for minutes. Our noises became background the forest got louder again. Then I realized something.




Edward's snoring had stopped.




I opened my eyes and gasped, pulling off Alphonse and sputtering backwards. His eyes were wide, and I turned my gaze, and his followed.
"That could've waited, correct? Or was there just a passion build up?" My face reddened as Edward teased us. Alphonse came closer to me as Edward cleaned up the blanket and snacks, and left us. He put his arm around waist as I leaned up against the cool bark of one of the oak trees surrounding us.
"Was that okay?" he whispered, sounding scared.
"...Yes..." I breathed, my head in his neck. He wrapped both arms around me then.
"But, it just...can't happen again, okay?" Alphonse-instead of pulling back-pulled tighter on me.
"May can't see that. I just can't be in a romantic relationship. And...Al...we need to face facts that you could just pack up any day and leave...and I'm worried your the kind of man I could fall in love with...and Alphonse...I don't want anything more than the world, but I can't want it. I have to focus if I'm going to get out of this town, alright? I am...so sorry..." I was worried tears might come out of my eyes. I tried to turn out of him, but he wouldn't let me. I cried into his shoulder then, and he let me.
"I can help you...please let me..."
"No one can help me. I wish you could..."
"Let us try. We only live once. Let's just try."


















I absolutely did not plan that to happen or for that to end that way. But it did. Suck it up. Now I gotta figure out what to do so you don't hate all of my main characters. Crap. THINKING CAPPPPPP.


-MEG

And I probably won't get around to posting next week, but definatley will the week after.

THE BEAUTY UNDERNEATH!

this is amazing. I'm pretty sure this is Harry Porter, with Ramin. (I know it's Ramin.) But its EXACTLY like Charlie Manton's voice, which is what's on the OCR. It makes me wonder if the boy is lip sinking...

Ramin looks like a child pedophile in several parts of this video.

Yes Demy, this is a freak show, and actually a very clean one at that.

-MEG

WHAT STEPHENIE MEYER DIDN'T SAY ENDED!! WAHHHHHH

I. Just. Friggin. Finished. The. Blog.

I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD END THAT FAST!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH!!! This is like the first story story blog I've finished. I've finished OG but that was about it. Ehhh!!! Now I'm all sad!!!!

I guess I gotta go do research for my new HARRY POTTER BLOG!!

LINKS BELOW

WHAT STEPHENIE MEYER DIND'T SAY

WHAT J.K. ROWLING DIDN'T SAY

The second one is my HP blog and it only has chpt one up. Again, I can't post til next week. I am going chapter by chapter in my hp blog, going along with the original books. So this will take some time. I am going to be bloggerin' til I die.

*sigh*

-MEG

ENVY. IS. BLONDE.

I got bored. Lol. He looks good blonde.

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THIS IS TRUE?!!!


-MEG

I enjoy being a girl.../Mr. Darcy Just Needs to Rape Elizabeth's Face For Me To Be Happy

Got my first ever (and most likely last) pedicure ever. MY FEET FEEL EPPPIIIICCCCC!! Okay, anyone who writes on this blog, we are all going some time to get pedis. They are epic. I mean, my feet still look extremely weird. (for those of you who have not seen my feet, they are size 10 1/2 ( SAME FOOT SIZE AS THE ZODIAC KILLER!!) and my toes just look extremely creepy. For realz. )

OKAY, GUESS WHO JUST GOT THE FIRST BOOK OF THE LARTEN CREPSLEY SERIES??

THIS ALBINO!!


Quote:
Girl giving me the pedi-Dang girl! Your white!!
Me-Yes I am.
Mom-You've never heard that before, huh Meg?




Okay, Dear Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy.

KISS ELIZABETH ALREADY!! I'M SICK OF ALL THIS TENSION AND BUILD-UP!! JUST RAPE HER FACE!!! AND PLEASE KILL MISS BINGLEY AND MRS. HURST!! NO ONE LIKES THEM.


Alright. Done ranting.



-MEG

MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER NUDE/MR. ZANUCK AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET!

Take a gamble cuz it's safe to bet
Mr. Zanuck ain't seen nothin' yet.
When we're finished, he'll never forget
THE 20TH CENTURY FOX!

Go to gublernation.tumblr.com and click the white box about MGG's latest post to read the most hilarious thing ever. 
QUOTE:
Just imagine the smallest penis ever
-MGG

He promised to do a nude scene. I AM SOO THERE!!

-MEG

I think we've learned which career path I CAN'T take...

Meggie here. You all know I have been teaching bible school since Monday. Let me tell any of you think I'd be rotting, that it's epic. I love the kids (I'm working with second graders) and they love me (I think...). It's stressing me out soooo bad though! I am breaking out realllllllllyyyyy bad!! I came home crying one day. (Again, you know Meg who hyperventilates if a cat looks at me funny). But it's getting better. A little boy who had been causing me problems (he just acts out for attention. HE NEEEDDDSSS LOOOOOOOVVEEE! (psychology aside...)) came up and hugged me yesterday and said.
"I took my medicine today, so I should be better."
"Great!!" I hug him back. Lol.


Regardless, I will keep teaching VBS for years to come and it will be fun as always.

I think I'm going to stick with librarian though, just to be on the safe side.


-MEG


(P.S. June 25, which is coming up, is my one year anniversary of the first time I ever watched CRIMINAL MINDS! I'll be gone to Disney World for a week so you won't here from me until around July 2. Sorry. BUT REMEMBER REID FOR ME!!)

SPENCER REID FAN PHOTOS/MGG'S AB SECRETS...LOL

These are just some pictures from the internet that are hilarious.

I love a man who ignorant to society but can memorize Shakespeare  X3

A joke mgg played. lol.

Fun fact about matthew gg. He never wears the same color sock. First day he ever did, he broke his ankle. If you look close on the show, socks aren't matching.

HAHA!! I LOVE THAT EPISODE!!

Daludid and coffee-they just don't mix

???BEAAUUTTTIFFUUULLL?? (that is his sex face, guys)

HEY, MORAN! GUESS WHAT I FOUND? I FOUND THE YAOI!

WHAT? SWEEEEEEEEEETTTTT

HAHAHAH!!

All around the bau office the agents chase the unsub...

GO PIKA-REID GO!!

booooookkkkwooorrrmmm

...0-e...

lol. Fanfiction yaoi...

REVALATIONS. "YOU TRY MY PATIENCE, MAKE YOUR CHOICE"

the scary thing is, thats a PTO line, and it would so work with this moment

OMG THIS DRAWING IS EPIC!!

PURRRRPPPLLLEEE SCAAARRRFFF

PHYSICS MAGIC!! IT PICKS UP WOMEN!! (apparently, though, not that many...)

coffe addict.

HOLLYWOOD ABS!! OMG!!!

I JUST DIED A LITTLE

-MEG



OMENVY AND CIRQUE DU FREAK YAOI

ME AND CRYSTAL WERE JUST TEXTING.


IMAGINE THIS.

OKAY, CLEAR YOUR MIND.

ARE YOU READY?? ARE YOU READY FOR THIS??










ENVY IN A HANNAH MONTANA WIG!I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING TONIGHT...



WAIT FOR THIS...

For real, the look on Crepsley's face made me pee a little. I could just see Arra or Vancha coming up behind them too. Or Evra. OR DEBBIE!! LOL!!

Okay, Meg's done being weird...for the next 10 minutes...

-MEG

THE 20TH CENTURY FOX MAMBO!/THE LINK TO EVERY BLOG I'VE EVER DONE NOT COUNTING THE ONE YOU ARE READING CURRENTLY

I'll do whatever my teachers suggest.
I can do it
clothed or undressed

THE 20TH CENTURY FOX MAMBO!


LOL

Okay, I just stared...a lot of new blogs.

WHAT SUZANNE COLLINS DIDN'T SAY
WHAT DARREN SHAN DIDN'T SAY

and the older ones

WHAT STEPHANIE MEYER DIDN'T SAY
HUNGER MANIA:A HUNGER GAMES STORY
CRIMINAL CRANIUM
OG SOAP OPERA
all of those except the last one are still going on

WHAT J.K. ROWLING DIDN'T SAY
this is what I will start after I finish my twilight one, then onto the hunger games, then cirque du freak. Okay? Awesome. I may do a FMA too. It will probably be after the end of the brotherhood series. With a lot of yaoi and some yuri. I'm sorry I'm stupid. lol.


-MEG

Happier without you

I died a little about a month ago when the Tall one and I broke up. I mean the first time, not the second time. I cried for quite a while. 30 whole minuets. I felt like Bella did in Twilight, like my heart had been taken with him. Like there had been a hole punched into my chest. I curled up on the fetal position and cried. He said he made a huge mistake like 5 minuets afterwards. I took him back saying if he did it again it would be final. A couple of weeks ago, he broke up with me again. I warned him, saying it was gonna be final. He wanted to anyway. That night like 20 minuets after breaking up, I found this video on YouTube...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v==youtube_gdata_

In case that's wrong, its the song 'Long Distance' by 'Bruno Mars'. As soon as I listened to it, I started crying my eyes out. I made it our official song without his notification.

The next morning, he texts me and his new signature, instead of 'Crystal<3', it said 'Brianna<3' and that fucking pisses me off. He said he wanted to break up because we lived to far away and we didnt see each other that often. I agreed with that and didn't cry. Then he does this shit?! Hell. No. I didn't respond, he asked why we couldn't just be friends.

'Because you lied about why you wanted to break up'

He basically said that we were gonna break up anyway whether it be now or a year from now. The only way he would know that, is if he planed on breaking up with me. I had absolutely no intention on breaking up with him... I loved him... Off topic, I didn't respond and Meg put on here what she sent to him, I also had the Flirt textin him. I have no clue what she said, but he called me... Three times. I got tired of hearing the phone ring so on the third I answered and just went 'Ok, uh huh, sure, cool, ok' and just agreed with whatever he said. I had a lot of anger in my voice though and he kinda backed down when I answered with 'What?!' I tried to be nice and kept sayin 'Hope you and Brianna stay together. She better take care of you.' I dont know why I did it, I just... Did. Anyway, shortly after me saying that, his mom starts texting me.

'hey Crys, Tall has never met Brianna. This is his friend tryin to introduce them so don't think bout her. Myself, I wish we lived closer. Your older and so sweet.'

That pissed me off(About him never meeting Brianna) that he would do that. Don't remember what I said but...

'No, this Brianna chick just came into the picture 2 days ago. I try to tell him that he can't let his friends rule his life. I have gave him hell bout what he has done to you for a girl he never met. It's stupid.'

'It is stupid. He obviously didnt care for me like I thought he did.'

'I no he does care for you. It's just Tall is a follower. I told him he need to b himself do what he wants not what no one else wants.
I don't know what is wrong with him this week since he got back from his dads. Sorry the ways he actin.'

'Its fine. He made his decision and he can't take it back.'

'Alright, I still want y'all to be friends'

'So do I, we just won't be more than that.'

'Ok, I understand.'

'The first and second were enough, I don't think I could handle a third time.'

'oh, he done it 2 times to u?'

'Ya, but he said he 'was having a bad day' and didn't know what he was doin.'

'Yes well guys/men when they have a bad day they are a you know what. This time he don't know what he is doin neither.'

That's not obvious! He's just young, they're all stupid at that age. It just makes me mad. He knew my dad didn't approve of him, so Tall said he wanted to meet him so he could make things right. He wanted to prove my dad wrong. He kept saying the 'Long distance relationships never work out.' tall would always say that his one would work, that he would do what ever he could to make it work. They were all lies.

Some texts I saved from Tall

Talkin about directly after he asked me out.

'I couldn't stop thinkin about you.'

'I was nervous when I asked you out.'

'whenever I first saw you I thought you were cute.'

Then taking about what we liked in each other.

'Well, you are the cutest girl I've ever seen. You are really funny. I like that you like me. I like your personality. You are honest and I would change nothing about you because I love you a lot.'

Random texts. Don't remember what we were talkin about.

'Ok, about once a week I will call you but I'm tryin to save up my own money so I can come up there more.'

'I have 80 dollars I'm tryin to get 200 so I can come up there'

'Your welcome love. Your the cutest most awesome girlfriend in the universe.'

This was the day he went back to Georgia, the same day we broke up... Like, 39 minuets after this text...

'I wish I didn't have to go home. I love you and in sorry that we don't live in the same state. I feel so bad right now. I have to leave the girl I love.'

I remember getting that text and thinking 'How could he get any more perfect?' I actually thought that a couple days after we got together. He was always asking questions about how we could improve our relationship. He kept satin he wanted it to be perfect. *Sigh* I never would have thought this is how I would end. I didn't think it would end. Meg, before you leave a fucking nasty comment or make a post telling me how stupid I am for still caring about him, shut your Face. I loved him and 'Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never met.' he made me so happy. He was my first kiss, which will also be my last. Tall was from out of state. He didn't see all the sluts around here. (I am NOT talking about the people that blog here.) All the guys here do and since I'm not one if them, since I'm not one of the 'pretty girls that all the guys want', no one will want me. But Tall, if your reading this blog, now you know what I felt like when we broke up, and I want you to know, that I'm better without you. I'm glad we broke up, I can find someone to actually hold hands with everyday! Someone to hug everyday! Someone who can PROVE they love me every fucking day! Im happier without you. Have a nice fucking day!


Crystal Poppin'
(Poppin what? My peelllls!!!)
(Lol)

HUNGER GAMES PICTURES/MEGGIRYANDHUNGERGAMES.BLOGSPOT.COM

That is the new link to my new HUNGER GAMES BLOG.

To celebrate it's launch, here are some piiiiiiiccccccttttuuurrreeesss

This is really only for harry potter fans. lol.

 AHHH!! WHOTF MADE THIS???

 Oh, Effie...

Now I know I'm not the only one afraid of her hair.

So many things can be said about this...

This is hilarious.

I JUST DIED!! LOL!! FOR REAL, EVERYTIME I SEE A PICTURE, IT'S ALWAYS JEN AND JOSH!! LIAM IS NEVER HAVING FUN WITH THEM!!

 OH MY GOD HILARIOUS!! AGAIN, POTTER.

BAD PICK UP LINES...

SO. TRUE. BUT I STILL LURV BOOOOTTH

WHYY??

IT'S TWILIGHT WITH BOWS AND ARROWS!!

LOL. Okay, I am a lover of HG, HP, AND TWILIGHT!! WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT THAT!!

It seems like no one notices this

lol.

ehhhh...

lol. Why do they keep saying 'real cave scene'?

it took me like, 20 minutes to find his face in this picture. I love the make-up artist for this movie. I want to marry them. Even if they are female...well...maybe not that far...

rainbow rebellion.

NOOOOOOOOOO!! YOU CAN'T MAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEE

-MEGGIE