EDDIE MURPHY ISN'T DEAD!! HE'S FINE!! OH MY GOSH!! THANK GOD!!
Eddie, dude, you rock. Thanks for not dying.
-meg
Friday, August 31, 2012
Hallelujah/Kaden, fo reals?
R.I.P Eddie Murphy. Today, we lost a great actor and comedian, and I cannot express my sorrow. He gave me a thousand laughs in my childhood, and still some to this day. Even in death may you be triumphant.
God bless.
Kaden-I'm going to ask fattie (the girl Demy calls fattie. He didn't say fattie cuz he loves her) to homecoming.
Viktor-*WHO ASKED DEMY TO HOMECOMING!! X3!! ADORABLE!! I'm sorry, I know it's as friends but you two are cuuuuuuuteee!!!* You kept saying she looks like Meg. If you think fattie is going to say no, then take Meg.
Kaden-Meg is my safety plan.
Me-Thank you.
Effff himmmm!!!!
Teddybear asked the bisexual girl who liked me last year. Ehhhhh...
Demy is coming over in about two hours. Swhhheeet. SERVANT OF EVIL SCRIPT!!
Elmo asked a friend of mine in choir. She said she'd think about it. I could see Elmo's mother's face though when he told her he was taking a black girl to homecoming. :P
I'm sorry, but that's hilarious.
Taking a second try to upload the utube vid. Still gonna take a while. Its in two parts now, but still. One is 19 and the other is twenty. I think they can let it up.
God bless.
Kaden-I'm going to ask fattie (the girl Demy calls fattie. He didn't say fattie cuz he loves her) to homecoming.
Viktor-*WHO ASKED DEMY TO HOMECOMING!! X3!! ADORABLE!! I'm sorry, I know it's as friends but you two are cuuuuuuuteee!!!* You kept saying she looks like Meg. If you think fattie is going to say no, then take Meg.
Kaden-Meg is my safety plan.
Me-Thank you.
Effff himmmm!!!!
Teddybear asked the bisexual girl who liked me last year. Ehhhhh...
Demy is coming over in about two hours. Swhhheeet. SERVANT OF EVIL SCRIPT!!
Elmo asked a friend of mine in choir. She said she'd think about it. I could see Elmo's mother's face though when he told her he was taking a black girl to homecoming. :P
I'm sorry, but that's hilarious.
Taking a second try to upload the utube vid. Still gonna take a while. Its in two parts now, but still. One is 19 and the other is twenty. I think they can let it up.
for Eddie.
Gangstah 97 sang this in choir today. I wonder if it was for a tribute, or if she was yet to know. I hope he was listening, regardless, because in Demy's heart and in mine, it was for him.
The 6 year old Meg is crying. She misses you.
Thank you, Eddie Murphy.
-MEG
Thursday, August 30, 2012
People Say It's Quite Unlikely That the Two of us Should Stick, But I just tell 'em "Hey-
IT'S ME AND MY DICK!"
Meg here, with her vagina, I swear. I mean...not WITH my vagina. My Miss Cooter is in my pants.
That was the most awkward greeting ever.
Well, it's official, Elmo, Viktor, and Kaden all agree my left boob is bigger than the right one.
Under there close teenager inspection.
I hate my guy friends. The Teddy Bear fled somewhere and wasn't there to comment.
ENOUGH RYMING!! IT'S ACCIDENTAL!! I SWEAR!!
GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH.
Anyway, I finished watching ME AND MY DICK last night and does anyone know why Joe Moses was litterally on for two seconds. He said his line, then wasn't there for the bows two secnds later. GAAAAHHHH. Like, fo real, he wasn't even in the chorus! Gah. I'll either watch STARSHIP tonight or tomorrow night. Can't wait.
Btw, two new poles will be coming up and I want EVERYONE to vote!! Gaaahhh!! Got it?
PS. WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING ALL THESE VIEWS FROM PORNO WEBSITES???? EVERYTIME I GO TO SEE WHY WE ARE GETTING VIEWS FROM THERE, CREEPY THINGS COME ON MY SCREEN AND IT'S LIKE 'RED XREDXREDXRED!!!!"
Gawsh...
-ALBINO OUT!!
Meg here, with her vagina, I swear. I mean...not WITH my vagina. My Miss Cooter is in my pants.
That was the most awkward greeting ever.
Well, it's official, Elmo, Viktor, and Kaden all agree my left boob is bigger than the right one.
Under there close teenager inspection.
I hate my guy friends. The Teddy Bear fled somewhere and wasn't there to comment.
ENOUGH RYMING!! IT'S ACCIDENTAL!! I SWEAR!!
GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH.
Anyway, I finished watching ME AND MY DICK last night and does anyone know why Joe Moses was litterally on for two seconds. He said his line, then wasn't there for the bows two secnds later. GAAAAHHHH. Like, fo real, he wasn't even in the chorus! Gah. I'll either watch STARSHIP tonight or tomorrow night. Can't wait.
Btw, two new poles will be coming up and I want EVERYONE to vote!! Gaaahhh!! Got it?
PS. WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING ALL THESE VIEWS FROM PORNO WEBSITES???? EVERYTIME I GO TO SEE WHY WE ARE GETTING VIEWS FROM THERE, CREEPY THINGS COME ON MY SCREEN AND IT'S LIKE 'RED XREDXREDXRED!!!!"
Gawsh...
-ALBINO OUT!!
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
It Ish Demeh
Hello people of the world. I am currently blogging. And stating the obvious. So how's life? Interesting.
Listened to some creepy Vocaloid music lately. Examples: Allice of Human Sacrifice, Circus Monster, Circle You Circle you, Trick and Treat, and of course....*drumroll*... THE RUGRATS THEORY!
That song is messed up. And the whole theory in general pretty much ruined that part of my childhood. Wah :(
If you haven't heard about it, look it up.
Or don't. Either one is cool.
Summary would take too long to type, so if you're that curious, look it up.
And I found a picture to ruin your childhood. (wherever it is on this post. Not sure.)
My step dad bought a dog.
For no apperent reason. And an expensive one at that. Impulsive buyer much? It's like a pomeranian/toy poodle mix. (or a "pom-poo" xD)
But it freaking adorable.
And loud.
Wish me luck on sleeping.
Demy out.
Listened to some creepy Vocaloid music lately. Examples: Allice of Human Sacrifice, Circus Monster, Circle You Circle you, Trick and Treat, and of course....*drumroll*... THE RUGRATS THEORY!
That song is messed up. And the whole theory in general pretty much ruined that part of my childhood. Wah :(
If you haven't heard about it, look it up.
Or don't. Either one is cool.
Summary would take too long to type, so if you're that curious, look it up.
And I found a picture to ruin your childhood. (wherever it is on this post. Not sure.)
My step dad bought a dog.
For no apperent reason. And an expensive one at that. Impulsive buyer much? It's like a pomeranian/toy poodle mix. (or a "pom-poo" xD)
But it freaking adorable.
And loud.
Wish me luck on sleeping.
Demy out.
Can you say hooplah?
Anyways Ness is sorry she's been gone. I've been busy with honors english and bio. I just posted more on golden days and am going to update other stories.
Laters
Nessa Thropp
Laters
Nessa Thropp
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE-9 TO 5-THE LITTLE MERMAID-PLAYWRITE CONTEST-TWILIGHT PARODY
OH FREAKIN' MY!
So, plays coming up I plan to take part in:
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
9 TO 5
THE LITTLE MERMAID
Demy was going to come over this weekend and work on writing the SERVANT OF EVIL script we starting on, but can't. There's a playwrite contest, but this just for fun. I am thinking of writing a twilight parody though, something like STARKID'S A VERY POTTER MUSICAL.
I need to find someone who can compose though. Gahhh. I should pay more attention in choir.
-MEG
So, plays coming up I plan to take part in:
IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE
9 TO 5
THE LITTLE MERMAID
Demy was going to come over this weekend and work on writing the SERVANT OF EVIL script we starting on, but can't. There's a playwrite contest, but this just for fun. I am thinking of writing a twilight parody though, something like STARKID'S A VERY POTTER MUSICAL.
I need to find someone who can compose though. Gahhh. I should pay more attention in choir.
-MEG
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
91% AND WHOSE READY FOR JK ROWLING??
91% of the video is loaded!! to my computer. There is no way this will be on youtube by tonight.
I may start typing on WHAT J.K. ROWLING DIDN'T SAY like, right now. If I feel like it. Bleh.
-MEG
I may start typing on WHAT J.K. ROWLING DIDN'T SAY like, right now. If I feel like it. Bleh.
-MEG
WHOSE READY TO REEAADDDDD????BITCHES??
Meg here. It's before school. I know I said I'd have the utube vid done, but now it's looking like a saturday night thing. I started saving it at 7 last night and it was 9 and only 11% was done. I stopped it. So, ya know...
Finished Power of Six
OH MY GOD!!
Today is a club day so I have like two hours in Honors Geometry. Gelh. So, I am taking my HP SS book and I'll start writing chapter two in WHAT JK ROWLING DIDN'T SAY BITCHES!!
bitches is not in the title...I just added it for effect.
LOL.
-MEG GOTTA GO HERPADERPADERPA
Finished Power of Six
OH MY GOD!!
Today is a club day so I have like two hours in Honors Geometry. Gelh. So, I am taking my HP SS book and I'll start writing chapter two in WHAT JK ROWLING DIDN'T SAY BITCHES!!
bitches is not in the title...I just added it for effect.
LOL.
-MEG GOTTA GO HERPADERPADERPA
Monday, August 27, 2012
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIDEO!!
Have a rockin' birthday, Brian.
-MEG GIRY
P.S. I WILL BE ONE OF SUPERMAN'S FRIIEEENNNDDSSSSSS
Brothers...IN THE BED!!
Blame the CrazyRedHead for that. She had no idea how many yaoi fan girls agree with this.
She says to say any song title then put 'in the bed' after it. lol.
I made women's choir!!! squuueeee!! First rehearsal today. But demy and ness aren't in it so it's all herpaderpaderp...
I know I said I would start typing soon and I will, Demay. Keep yo pants on nigga.
THAT WASN'T RACIST I SWEAR.
I just finished my happy birthday video for Brian Holden and it is saving as we speak. It will be on utube soon. I swear.
GONNA GO TYPE AND MAKE SURE IT'S BRIAN HOLDEN'S BIRTHDAY. THIS COULD BE A MAJOR BLONDE MOMENT. DERP.
-MEG
She says to say any song title then put 'in the bed' after it. lol.
I made women's choir!!! squuueeee!! First rehearsal today. But demy and ness aren't in it so it's all herpaderpaderp...
I know I said I would start typing soon and I will, Demay. Keep yo pants on nigga.
THAT WASN'T RACIST I SWEAR.
I just finished my happy birthday video for Brian Holden and it is saving as we speak. It will be on utube soon. I swear.
GONNA GO TYPE AND MAKE SURE IT'S BRIAN HOLDEN'S BIRTHDAY. THIS COULD BE A MAJOR BLONDE MOMENT. DERP.
-MEG
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN HOLDEN/GAAAAAAAAHHH
I'M SORRY DEMY!! I KNOW I SAID I COULD GET ON AND TYPE BUT IT WAS 5 AM AND THE ROUTER WAS ACROSS THE HOUSE AND IT WOULD'VE WOKEN EVERYONE UP!! GAAAAAHHHH.
7000 VIEWS!! EFF YES!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRIAN HOLDEN!! I'M MAKING AYOUTUBE VID TODAY FOR YOU'RE B-DAY, SO LOOK AT YOU DANG IT!!
-MEG
7000 VIEWS!! EFF YES!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRIAN HOLDEN!! I'M MAKING AYOUTUBE VID TODAY FOR YOU'RE B-DAY, SO LOOK AT YOU DANG IT!!
-MEG
Friday, August 24, 2012
HOLY MUSICAL B@TMAN
Just finished watching it. Who loved the part where Brian ripped off Joe's underwear, then Joe started spanking him? Just me? Lol...Joe's bulge...eeehhhhhhh....I'm just glad when he reappeared he had panties again.
That was freakin' hilarious.
I'M SO GLAD I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THINKING THIS!!!!! LOL!!!
I will post my FRI FANT now and continue working on chpt. 24 of CC
-MEG GIRY
That was freakin' hilarious.
I will post my FRI FANT now and continue working on chpt. 24 of CC
-MEG GIRY
MEG'S HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!!/Crazy Quotes/EFF YEAH! NO HOMEWORK!!
QUOTES:
CrazyRedHead-OMG!! HE SINGS FLOWERS?
Me-Where is his crotch??
Nessa-What's that?!
Me and Demy-HIS CROTCH!!!
Just...think for a minute....
Megaroo. No homework! Gonna type on CC, Finish watching HOLY MUSICAL B@TMAN .
P.S.
WHO SAW WHAT I SAW LAST NIGHT???
A VERY POTTER MUSICAL 3D:SENIOR YEAR
EFFFFFFFFFFF YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
I will try to finish the youtube vid this weekend. K? Bye.
-MEG
CrazyRedHead-OMG!! HE SINGS FLOWERS?
Me-Where is his crotch??
Nessa-What's that?!
Me and Demy-HIS CROTCH!!!
Just...think for a minute....
Megaroo. No homework! Gonna type on CC, Finish watching HOLY MUSICAL B@TMAN .
P.S.
WHO SAW WHAT I SAW LAST NIGHT???
A VERY POTTER MUSICAL 3D:SENIOR YEAR
EFFFFFFFFFFF YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
I will try to finish the youtube vid this weekend. K? Bye.
-MEG
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Last Night Is ALLLL a Blur...
Choir party was last night, obviously. IT SO ROCKED!! Mrs. Adams gave us quotes and we had to recreate the movie scene that the quote was from. We got both a harry potter movie and breaking dawn. It rocked. AND FINDING NEMOOOOOOOO.
The kid that played Nemo, after we shot the BD scene, literally ran off and we had to go looking for him. So, we are all going through the school yelling "NEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" So, his nickname is now shark bait. OO HAHA
Lol. Redranger was also in our group. And he was strangely nice to me and Demy today. ^_^...Creepy...
QUOTES
Girl from choir who played anita in WSS who is extremely annoying and loud-MUSIC MAN! IT'S NOT OKAY TO SIT ON GIRLS LAPS!
*he was sitting on a girl's lap obviously. It looked like a small child on santa claus, though*
Dustin-*he was the guy shoving Tony in the roof*Hey, Music Man, YES IT IS
*LATER, Dustin is carrying The Music Man across the room* Music Man-HELP!! HE'S TAKING ME INTO THE CLOSETTTTTTTT*Dustin drops him in trash can*
Demy-WE DO NOT SHOVE NERDS IN TRASH CANS
Ness-YES WE DO!
Okay, yesterday Demy and I recorded both WHAT IS THIS FEELING (which was an epic fail) and FOR GOOD, which wasn't awful. I may put it on youtube if she okays it. Okay...not much else happened...I guess bye...
-MEG
The kid that played Nemo, after we shot the BD scene, literally ran off and we had to go looking for him. So, we are all going through the school yelling "NEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" So, his nickname is now shark bait. OO HAHA
Lol. Redranger was also in our group. And he was strangely nice to me and Demy today. ^_^...Creepy...
QUOTES
Girl from choir who played anita in WSS who is extremely annoying and loud-MUSIC MAN! IT'S NOT OKAY TO SIT ON GIRLS LAPS!
*he was sitting on a girl's lap obviously. It looked like a small child on santa claus, though*
Dustin-*he was the guy shoving Tony in the roof*Hey, Music Man, YES IT IS
*LATER, Dustin is carrying The Music Man across the room* Music Man-HELP!! HE'S TAKING ME INTO THE CLOSETTTTTTTT*Dustin drops him in trash can*
Demy-WE DO NOT SHOVE NERDS IN TRASH CANS
Ness-YES WE DO!
Okay, yesterday Demy and I recorded both WHAT IS THIS FEELING (which was an epic fail) and FOR GOOD, which wasn't awful. I may put it on youtube if she okays it. Okay...not much else happened...I guess bye...
-MEG
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
Busted
Crys here. Just wanted to say that I was busted by the fuzz. Also known as: the high school hall monitor. My shorts were 4 inches!!! I measured them!!! Fuck you!!!!
"Aww man. There's like only three girls in our science class."
"Sounds like a sausage party to me."
"hahahahahahajhajahahahaha!!!!"
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT!!!!! FORGET I SAID THAT!!! THAT IS SOMETHING NO CHILD SHOULD HEAR FROM THEY'RE MOTHER!!!"
My convo with my mom.
That's all fo me today. Night.
CRYSTAL POPPIN.
"Aww man. There's like only three girls in our science class."
"Sounds like a sausage party to me."
"hahahahahahajhajahahahaha!!!!"
"I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY THAT!!!!! FORGET I SAID THAT!!! THAT IS SOMETHING NO CHILD SHOULD HEAR FROM THEY'RE MOTHER!!!"
My convo with my mom.
That's all fo me today. Night.
CRYSTAL POPPIN.
ROCKIN' OUT TO FO GOOD
Sarcasm. Demy and I at mah house before the choir movie pawty later. Rehearsing for FOR GOOD on Friday. Head bobbin'. Likaboss.
If we get a good copy of it I will put it on utube later. Likaboss. I'm givin dis to Demy now.
-MEG OUT
DEMY IN!!!! Yesh, it is me. Back from the dead. Well, not really. I've just been computer deprived.
And I've pretty much been sexually assaulted at school. Ness was telling me that I would be very successful in the prostitution business... wut? GRR! I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE!!!!!!!
Hm... What else is new...? Hmmmm... Still addicted to Vocaloids. I'm probably gonna force Meg to listen to some songs with me.
And Meg has to go get her hair cut.
SUCK!!!!!
NYAAAHHHH!!!!!!
I really don't know what to type about.
So... uh...
Bye.
~Dem-Dem-Dem-Dem-Dem-Dem-Dem
Meg is back. Uhhh....PROSTITUTE QUOTES
Nessa-*talking about us gettin' evaluated for prostitution money.*
Crazy RedHead-Meg would get like 500. Demy would get like 300. You're an ornery little prostitute.
lol.
But then she revised and got 400.
Demy-Cuz I'm sexy! I'm just playing hard to get!
My brother-I got leg behind my head in class today
Demy-How did you discover that?
Him-*looks at us....Looks away, shrinks in chair*
Me and Demy-O_O
Tootles.
-MEGALA
If we get a good copy of it I will put it on utube later. Likaboss. I'm givin dis to Demy now.
-MEG OUT
DEMY IN!!!! Yesh, it is me. Back from the dead. Well, not really. I've just been computer deprived.
And I've pretty much been sexually assaulted at school. Ness was telling me that I would be very successful in the prostitution business... wut? GRR! I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE!!!!!!!
Hm... What else is new...? Hmmmm... Still addicted to Vocaloids. I'm probably gonna force Meg to listen to some songs with me.
And Meg has to go get her hair cut.
SUCK!!!!!
NYAAAHHHH!!!!!!
I really don't know what to type about.
So... uh...
Bye.
~Dem-Dem-Dem-Dem-Dem-Dem-Dem
Meg is back. Uhhh....PROSTITUTE QUOTES
Nessa-*talking about us gettin' evaluated for prostitution money.*
Crazy RedHead-Meg would get like 500. Demy would get like 300. You're an ornery little prostitute.
lol.
But then she revised and got 400.
Demy-Cuz I'm sexy! I'm just playing hard to get!
My brother-I got leg behind my head in class today
Demy-How did you discover that?
Him-*looks at us....Looks away, shrinks in chair*
Me and Demy-O_O
Tootles.
-MEGALA
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
GAAAHHHHH. Remind me to NEVER been an editor
I have neither the patience nor the time to deal with your monstrously insecure teenage ego. So get moving kid!
-MRS. FULTON HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 JR.
We had a girl play mr. fultons role. gah.
OKAY!! THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO I AM MAKING IS LIKE FORTY SOMETHING MINUTES LONG!! But you finally get to hear our voices. :)
Tomorrow I am going to be uber busy so I might not blog a lot but by the weekend I should have this video finished and up loaded to youtube. LIKABOSS.
-MEGAROO OUT
-MRS. FULTON HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 JR.
We had a girl play mr. fultons role. gah.
OKAY!! THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO I AM MAKING IS LIKE FORTY SOMETHING MINUTES LONG!! But you finally get to hear our voices. :)
Tomorrow I am going to be uber busy so I might not blog a lot but by the weekend I should have this video finished and up loaded to youtube. LIKABOSS.
-MEGAROO OUT
So, Four English Pedophiles and Two Korean-Mexicans walk into the choir room/GUESS WHO GOT HER LAPTOP BACK
MEGGA BLOGGERIN FROM HER BELOVED LAPTOP!!! GAAAAAAAHHH! I think now that we have been through this long distance relationship, I should name it. It is obviously a she, so how about....Idk. READERS CHOICE!!!!! Leave ideas in the comments box.
I don't remember any of my quotes!!! They were all really good though. Choir party after school tomorrow. ME AND DEMY AND NESSA GONNA GET DOWN!!!
not what I meant, pervs.
Okay, so last friday Crys, Demy, and I were sleeping at Demy's house and we recorded blog posts with audio, so, I have decided to put these into a youtube video, which will also be posted here. Wanna know what girls do at slumber parties?
Here ya go pervs.
Love ya.
-GIRY
I don't remember any of my quotes!!! They were all really good though. Choir party after school tomorrow. ME AND DEMY AND NESSA GONNA GET DOWN!!!
not what I meant, pervs.
Okay, so last friday Crys, Demy, and I were sleeping at Demy's house and we recorded blog posts with audio, so, I have decided to put these into a youtube video, which will also be posted here. Wanna know what girls do at slumber parties?
Here ya go pervs.
Love ya.
-GIRY
Monday, August 20, 2012
Crystals Friday Fantasy VIX(9)
Crystal just told Jeremy that she loved him. Aw, how sweet.
I was taken aback.
"You already said that though. The other night."
"But this time I said it on my own. Not being playful or anything. I actually mean it." she went back to hugging me and started crying again. I was confused. I thought she meant it the first time. DAMN IT! It's my fault she's here! I tried to kiss her because she said it! Damn it! Damn it! DAMN IT!!!
"Crystal, I-I have to go." I started to pry her off of me.
"No! Jeremy! Don't leave me! What if Jack come back?!" she started crying even harder and clung to me.
"Crys, I promise Jack won't come back while I'm gone. You can trust me with that can't you?" she nodded her head and slowly started to let go.
"Where are you going?"
"To look for the bastard who shot you." she cringed but didn't cry again. "Crys, I have to know who did it."
"Just let the police handle it!"
"I can't do that! The fucking police here suck and won't do a damn thing about it! I'm sorry Crys, but they won't." I took a deep breath. "I love you too Crys, and that's why I have to know who tried to kill you." her head snapped up to meet my eyes in an instant.
"Did you just..." she trailed off.
"Yes, I said I love you." her eyes got huge and she started smiling from ear to ear. "I will be back Crystal. I promise." I started to walk towards the door.
"Jeremy! Wait! You forgot some-" I shut the door on her voice. 'Its just another distraction to get me to stay with her.' I walked down the hall towards the elevators. 'Now, to find Crystals shooter.'
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Jack: I ran down the hall, looking over my shoulder every so often to make sure Jeremy wasn't following me. 'God Jeremy scared me. I could see in his eyes he wasn't messing around.' I looked over my shoulder again and saw Jeremy coming down the hall. 'Shit!!!' I thought. I darted around a corner, hoping to shake him. 'Why can't he just let me finish up the job!' he thought. He glanced behind him and saw Jeremy pass the hall. He let out a sigh if relief and continued to walk out of the hospital. 'I cannot believe I missed the shot. If Jeremy hadn't been there, it would have been perfect!' his rage returning the more he thought about it. 'I need to kill him. Just to get him outta the way. Then I can finish the job.' he smiled evilly at the thought.
Sorry it's so late. I haven't written in so long I don't even remember what I was going to do with the story. I have some kind if an idea, but it's gonna be stupid. Very expected. Anyway, next time I should post and I won't wait two months so I'll remember. Night guys. Happy weekend!
I was taken aback.
"You already said that though. The other night."
"But this time I said it on my own. Not being playful or anything. I actually mean it." she went back to hugging me and started crying again. I was confused. I thought she meant it the first time. DAMN IT! It's my fault she's here! I tried to kiss her because she said it! Damn it! Damn it! DAMN IT!!!
"Crystal, I-I have to go." I started to pry her off of me.
"No! Jeremy! Don't leave me! What if Jack come back?!" she started crying even harder and clung to me.
"Crys, I promise Jack won't come back while I'm gone. You can trust me with that can't you?" she nodded her head and slowly started to let go.
"Where are you going?"
"To look for the bastard who shot you." she cringed but didn't cry again. "Crys, I have to know who did it."
"Just let the police handle it!"
"I can't do that! The fucking police here suck and won't do a damn thing about it! I'm sorry Crys, but they won't." I took a deep breath. "I love you too Crys, and that's why I have to know who tried to kill you." her head snapped up to meet my eyes in an instant.
"Did you just..." she trailed off.
"Yes, I said I love you." her eyes got huge and she started smiling from ear to ear. "I will be back Crystal. I promise." I started to walk towards the door.
"Jeremy! Wait! You forgot some-" I shut the door on her voice. 'Its just another distraction to get me to stay with her.' I walked down the hall towards the elevators. 'Now, to find Crystals shooter.'
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Jack: I ran down the hall, looking over my shoulder every so often to make sure Jeremy wasn't following me. 'God Jeremy scared me. I could see in his eyes he wasn't messing around.' I looked over my shoulder again and saw Jeremy coming down the hall. 'Shit!!!' I thought. I darted around a corner, hoping to shake him. 'Why can't he just let me finish up the job!' he thought. He glanced behind him and saw Jeremy pass the hall. He let out a sigh if relief and continued to walk out of the hospital. 'I cannot believe I missed the shot. If Jeremy hadn't been there, it would have been perfect!' his rage returning the more he thought about it. 'I need to kill him. Just to get him outta the way. Then I can finish the job.' he smiled evilly at the thought.
Sorry it's so late. I haven't written in so long I don't even remember what I was going to do with the story. I have some kind if an idea, but it's gonna be stupid. Very expected. Anyway, next time I should post and I won't wait two months so I'll remember. Night guys. Happy weekend!
Early Friday fant
Okay, I'm posting all my previous friday fantasies right now because I haven't posted on in forever. I'm gonna post the next one Friday obviously. I'm not editing them either so... Deal with it.
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS!
LITTLE SHOP! LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS!!
Lol. Listening to it now. We are singing it in choir and Meg is nerding out. X3.
QUOTE:
ME-the cutest thing on his whole body is the button on his pants.
Demy-The button on his pants
*Friend whom I will name:* Crazy Red-head-Yes, the strategically placed button on his crotch.
Me-Lol. Blinds guy's crotch. X3. Adorable.
Go Iggy.
Got to try on jazz dress. Crazy red head lied to me about how it went on!! Freshman hazing!! Lol. I'll be lucky if I don't get it worse. :(
Okay, there is this kid in my Spanish class and I had to ask Demy his name. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE THE YOUNG SPENCER REID except even more adorable!! I just wanna squish him!! He got made fun of today and he just started spewing his knowledge and he was ranting about how awful America's English was.
I think I would love him if he had gone through puberty.
I may love him anyway.
LEAVE IT TO MEG TO GET A CRUSH ON THE YOUNG SPENCER REID. :P. No, I just wanna cuddle and protect him. I swear, if he gets bullied again, heads are gonna role.
Listening to 'The Gospel Truth' from HERCULES. Lol. Don't make fun of me.
I may type either CHAPTER FOUR of my fri fant or CRIMINAL CRANIUM
IDK.
Not gettin my laptop anytime soon. :( sigh.
-MEG
moon walkin' in the morgue
Lol. Listening to it now. We are singing it in choir and Meg is nerding out. X3.
QUOTE:
ME-the cutest thing on his whole body is the button on his pants.
Demy-The button on his pants
*Friend whom I will name:* Crazy Red-head-Yes, the strategically placed button on his crotch.
Me-Lol. Blinds guy's crotch. X3. Adorable.
Go Iggy.
Got to try on jazz dress. Crazy red head lied to me about how it went on!! Freshman hazing!! Lol. I'll be lucky if I don't get it worse. :(
Okay, there is this kid in my Spanish class and I had to ask Demy his name. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE THE YOUNG SPENCER REID except even more adorable!! I just wanna squish him!! He got made fun of today and he just started spewing his knowledge and he was ranting about how awful America's English was.
I think I would love him if he had gone through puberty.
I may love him anyway.
LEAVE IT TO MEG TO GET A CRUSH ON THE YOUNG SPENCER REID. :P. No, I just wanna cuddle and protect him. I swear, if he gets bullied again, heads are gonna role.
Listening to 'The Gospel Truth' from HERCULES. Lol. Don't make fun of me.
I may type either CHAPTER FOUR of my fri fant or CRIMINAL CRANIUM
IDK.
Not gettin my laptop anytime soon. :( sigh.
-MEG
moon walkin' in the morgue
Friday, August 17, 2012
Me, I Can See All the Beauty Underneath CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER 3
I stared at the uninvited guest in my room, as my head spun. I tried to stumble out of bed, but my head rang and I yelped, falling back into place.
"I'm dying..." I whimpered.
"You're lucky, I think I'm already dead," said the blonde man in the corner. I saw the dark black make-up around his eyes, and quickly remembered the night before. I didn't remember this by any means.
"How...why...what happened?" I sobbed.
"...Someone spiked that punch last night. We both got dead drunk."
"No," I growled. "Why did you do this to me?" I screamed. Edward gestured for me to lower my voice. I obeyed.
"Did you...even think?" I growled.
"I didn't ever dream it was you under the mask! Did you think it was me?"
"Absolutely not! I was looking for Alphonse-" I stopped dead and I watched as Ed turned from grey to white to green. I got up and ran for the bathroom and wretched for a good seven minutes. I heard Edward throwing up somewhere just feet behind me. I wasn't sure where it was but I prayed it was somewhere that it wouldn't leave a stain or a smell.
"God...Alphonse..." I crooned his name. I wandered back into my room, wanting to flop down on my bed, but it was sticky and disgusting at the moment, and I had no intention of staying there. I layed down on the floor, hitting my head on the leg of my nightstand. I groaned as my head spun. "What did...What did you do?" I screamed at Ed, who was walking back into my bedroom.
"What did I do? What did I do? What did YOU do, bitch?! Did you honestly plan to meet Alphonse, or did you just want to whore up with any man who offered?"
"God...God, no!" I yelled, shoving him. I watched as his eyes burned as he recovered from the fall, and he came barreling toward me. He stopped, his hands just inches from my throat.
"If he didn't love you..." he whispered, his voice wavering. He turned, so I couldn't see his face. I wondered what his expression was.
"Edward Elric took away my virginity..." I whispered, staring at my ceiling. "Kill me," I whispered to him. I saw out of the corner of my eye his shocked look, turning to me.
"What?" he whispered.
"Kill me....There's a knife under my bed...kill me." I just stared at the ceiling, not speaking, not really seeing.
"Look at me," I heard him, growl. When I didn't he kneeled beside me, and twisted my head to look at him and it caused my ears to ring.
"Ah!-"
"Never say that," he growled. I saw his expression, and I dropped dead silent.
"I'm sorry..." I whispered. "...Why did you come to the ball last night anyway? You were supposed to be watching May-"
"Our foster dad did. I snuck out. I meant to pick up a few drunk girls. Instead, I ended up with my brother's drunk girlfriend. Beggars can't be choosers, I guess."
"Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, huh?" I asked. "Look, last night, you were in to me, Edward Elric."
"Yeah, and you also had a mask on."
"...You liked me. You slept with me....By the way, why would you take a drunk girl to my room to have sex with her? I thought you didn't know it was me."
"I didn't, but I knew there was a vacant room where I could get laid."
"...God..." I whispered, grabbing my head. "Look, I am in no way, shape, or form proud of what I did. But, I am in control now, Edward. You can never make me feel disgusting again." I smiled, cherishing my victory, but Edward stepped toward me and smirked. I felt the darkness come over me, and I knew my victory was celebrated too soon.
"Violet...Violet...Last night...oh, last night. I pulled your hair...I...bit your neck...traced my fingers up your spine...and fucked you till you were shaking. And you come here and say you've won? Oh no, dear. You see, this game has only just begun. There's hell to pay Violet.
Here's the story. You looked and looked and looked for Alphonse. You looked for two hours, then went to bed. I snuck out, picked up a few drunk girls, got laid, the whole shebang. Got it? We never saw each other. Stick to your story." Edward started to leave after this speech, leaving me very scared. Very alone.
"Edward!" I yelled, he ran back, surprised. "...Never mind..."
"You wanted to know something about last night?" he asked, smiling.
"No," I blushed angrily, staring at the ground as the tears began to spring up.
"No, you did. He's something: You screamed my name. You knew it was me, Princess. Chew on that for a while. 'Night."
He left with that, and I collapsed on the ground, shaking. I screamed for Alphonse, for Mr. Zanuck, for God, for anyone who would listen. I was four floors under, and no one would ever hear my screams. No one heard them last night, so why did it matter?
I threw the sheets away and cleaned the vomit from the floor. Four different times. I couldn't stop getting sick. Hangovers suck. I bled a lot too, a side effect from losing your virginity.
After doing this, pulling new sheets onto my bed, I curled up into it until I cried myself to sleep and Alphonse found me the next morning. I refused to let myself cry.
**********************************************************************************
Alphonse, Edward, and May came in while I was sweeping the stage.
"Hey!" I cried as little May hopped up on me. I leaned down to kiss Alphonse, and I noticed Edward looking at me, and he mouthed something. I mouthed something in May's ear so that she would talk Alphonse to death and I snuck off.
Ed pulled me through the hallway into the broom closet.
"What?" I asked, but he had pressed something into my palm. I looked at the box. "A pregnancy test?...You like...released inside of me?"
"God, Vi, I dunno! I was so drunk I'm lucky I remember it was you I banged!"
"I remember. That night, when I was sober...I remembered. Everything. God, Ed, if you were banging a random girl you should know better than to-"
"You were my first time, okay?" he said.
"What?" I whispered. I stared at his gold eyes, he was looking down. I pulled his chin to look at me. "Were you really looking to get laid that night?" I asked.
"I was looking for a girl. That's all I know."
***
Ten minutes later, I stepped back into the theatre. Edward stared at me, and I shook my head no. He looked back at his feet, his hands shoved into his red jacket pockets, frowning. What if I had been pregnant? God...
***********************************************************************************
Alphonse and I were laying in his back yard, it was twilight and the grass was tickling my face.
"Your grass is too long," I said, shoving him.
"Edward cuts it."
"Well tell him to!" we laughed.
"I love you," he whispered.
"I love you too," I sighed, and we leaned into to kiss, but Al stopped and looked at the porch. "Hey, Ed! What's-" but he stopped, and the smile slipped off his face.
I turned to look at Ed. His eyes were hurt and confused, and his eyebrows were pushed together. He held a paper packet in his hand. I hadn't seen this before, but I could guess what was happening. I looked at Alphonse...
How many more times would I be able to say that?
I stared at the uninvited guest in my room, as my head spun. I tried to stumble out of bed, but my head rang and I yelped, falling back into place.
"I'm dying..." I whimpered.
"You're lucky, I think I'm already dead," said the blonde man in the corner. I saw the dark black make-up around his eyes, and quickly remembered the night before. I didn't remember this by any means.
"How...why...what happened?" I sobbed.
"...Someone spiked that punch last night. We both got dead drunk."
"No," I growled. "Why did you do this to me?" I screamed. Edward gestured for me to lower my voice. I obeyed.
"Did you...even think?" I growled.
"I didn't ever dream it was you under the mask! Did you think it was me?"
"Absolutely not! I was looking for Alphonse-" I stopped dead and I watched as Ed turned from grey to white to green. I got up and ran for the bathroom and wretched for a good seven minutes. I heard Edward throwing up somewhere just feet behind me. I wasn't sure where it was but I prayed it was somewhere that it wouldn't leave a stain or a smell.
"God...Alphonse..." I crooned his name. I wandered back into my room, wanting to flop down on my bed, but it was sticky and disgusting at the moment, and I had no intention of staying there. I layed down on the floor, hitting my head on the leg of my nightstand. I groaned as my head spun. "What did...What did you do?" I screamed at Ed, who was walking back into my bedroom.
"What did I do? What did I do? What did YOU do, bitch?! Did you honestly plan to meet Alphonse, or did you just want to whore up with any man who offered?"
"God...God, no!" I yelled, shoving him. I watched as his eyes burned as he recovered from the fall, and he came barreling toward me. He stopped, his hands just inches from my throat.
"If he didn't love you..." he whispered, his voice wavering. He turned, so I couldn't see his face. I wondered what his expression was.
"Edward Elric took away my virginity..." I whispered, staring at my ceiling. "Kill me," I whispered to him. I saw out of the corner of my eye his shocked look, turning to me.
"What?" he whispered.
"Kill me....There's a knife under my bed...kill me." I just stared at the ceiling, not speaking, not really seeing.
"Look at me," I heard him, growl. When I didn't he kneeled beside me, and twisted my head to look at him and it caused my ears to ring.
"Ah!-"
"Never say that," he growled. I saw his expression, and I dropped dead silent.
"I'm sorry..." I whispered. "...Why did you come to the ball last night anyway? You were supposed to be watching May-"
"Our foster dad did. I snuck out. I meant to pick up a few drunk girls. Instead, I ended up with my brother's drunk girlfriend. Beggars can't be choosers, I guess."
"Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, huh?" I asked. "Look, last night, you were in to me, Edward Elric."
"Yeah, and you also had a mask on."
"...You liked me. You slept with me....By the way, why would you take a drunk girl to my room to have sex with her? I thought you didn't know it was me."
"I didn't, but I knew there was a vacant room where I could get laid."
"...God..." I whispered, grabbing my head. "Look, I am in no way, shape, or form proud of what I did. But, I am in control now, Edward. You can never make me feel disgusting again." I smiled, cherishing my victory, but Edward stepped toward me and smirked. I felt the darkness come over me, and I knew my victory was celebrated too soon.
"Violet...Violet...Last night...oh, last night. I pulled your hair...I...bit your neck...traced my fingers up your spine...and fucked you till you were shaking. And you come here and say you've won? Oh no, dear. You see, this game has only just begun. There's hell to pay Violet.
Here's the story. You looked and looked and looked for Alphonse. You looked for two hours, then went to bed. I snuck out, picked up a few drunk girls, got laid, the whole shebang. Got it? We never saw each other. Stick to your story." Edward started to leave after this speech, leaving me very scared. Very alone.
"Edward!" I yelled, he ran back, surprised. "...Never mind..."
"You wanted to know something about last night?" he asked, smiling.
"No," I blushed angrily, staring at the ground as the tears began to spring up.
"No, you did. He's something: You screamed my name. You knew it was me, Princess. Chew on that for a while. 'Night."
He left with that, and I collapsed on the ground, shaking. I screamed for Alphonse, for Mr. Zanuck, for God, for anyone who would listen. I was four floors under, and no one would ever hear my screams. No one heard them last night, so why did it matter?
I threw the sheets away and cleaned the vomit from the floor. Four different times. I couldn't stop getting sick. Hangovers suck. I bled a lot too, a side effect from losing your virginity.
After doing this, pulling new sheets onto my bed, I curled up into it until I cried myself to sleep and Alphonse found me the next morning. I refused to let myself cry.
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Alphonse, Edward, and May came in while I was sweeping the stage.
"Hey!" I cried as little May hopped up on me. I leaned down to kiss Alphonse, and I noticed Edward looking at me, and he mouthed something. I mouthed something in May's ear so that she would talk Alphonse to death and I snuck off.
Ed pulled me through the hallway into the broom closet.
"What?" I asked, but he had pressed something into my palm. I looked at the box. "A pregnancy test?...You like...released inside of me?"
"God, Vi, I dunno! I was so drunk I'm lucky I remember it was you I banged!"
"I remember. That night, when I was sober...I remembered. Everything. God, Ed, if you were banging a random girl you should know better than to-"
"You were my first time, okay?" he said.
"What?" I whispered. I stared at his gold eyes, he was looking down. I pulled his chin to look at me. "Were you really looking to get laid that night?" I asked.
"I was looking for a girl. That's all I know."
***
Ten minutes later, I stepped back into the theatre. Edward stared at me, and I shook my head no. He looked back at his feet, his hands shoved into his red jacket pockets, frowning. What if I had been pregnant? God...
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Alphonse and I were laying in his back yard, it was twilight and the grass was tickling my face.
"Your grass is too long," I said, shoving him.
"Edward cuts it."
"Well tell him to!" we laughed.
"I love you," he whispered.
"I love you too," I sighed, and we leaned into to kiss, but Al stopped and looked at the porch. "Hey, Ed! What's-" but he stopped, and the smile slipped off his face.
I turned to look at Ed. His eyes were hurt and confused, and his eyebrows were pushed together. He held a paper packet in his hand. I hadn't seen this before, but I could guess what was happening. I looked at Alphonse...
How many more times would I be able to say that?
Demy, I Hope You're Happy!
GALINDA REFERENCE!!!
Dear Boss,
3rd day of high school. Less panic attacks today. A ratio of a billion to one. I'm just kidding. I forget how to do ratios because my school system is failing me!
Demy, I swear.
Friday is karaoke day in choir. The girl that played Marian in the music man- I shall call her Skylark and the only black girl in choir-Gangster 79 (as she has requested she be called. lol) both sang. Gangstah sang 'Part of Your World' from THE LITTLE MERMAID.
BEST. SONG. EVER. Or one of them. Skylark sang 'I'm Not That Girl' from WICKED.
Demy said we should sing next week.
Me-Okay, we'll talk about it on Monday.
Demy-Kewl. HEY! (I'm just going to call our music teacher Mrs. Adams. Idc.) MRS. ADAMS! MEG HAS SOMETHING TO ASK YOU!
Me-I hate you.
Demy and I will be singing FOR GOOD from WICKED next wednesday in front of all of Jazz Choir 1. How fun....
GUESS WHOSE GONNA GET GALINDAFIED???
ME, BITCHES!!!!!!
Lol. Going to Dem-Dem's tonight. Gonna rock out to Wicked, as is tradition. Now we've gotta purpose. lol.
Yours Truly,
-THE GIRY
GONNA GO TYPE ON CRIMINAL CRANIUMMMMMMM
Dear Boss,
3rd day of high school. Less panic attacks today. A ratio of a billion to one. I'm just kidding. I forget how to do ratios because my school system is failing me!
Demy, I swear.
Friday is karaoke day in choir. The girl that played Marian in the music man- I shall call her Skylark and the only black girl in choir-Gangster 79 (as she has requested she be called. lol) both sang. Gangstah sang 'Part of Your World' from THE LITTLE MERMAID.
BEST. SONG. EVER. Or one of them. Skylark sang 'I'm Not That Girl' from WICKED.
Demy said we should sing next week.
Me-Okay, we'll talk about it on Monday.
Demy-Kewl. HEY! (I'm just going to call our music teacher Mrs. Adams. Idc.) MRS. ADAMS! MEG HAS SOMETHING TO ASK YOU!
Me-I hate you.
Demy and I will be singing FOR GOOD from WICKED next wednesday in front of all of Jazz Choir 1. How fun....
GUESS WHOSE GONNA GET GALINDAFIED???
ME, BITCHES!!!!!!
Lol. Going to Dem-Dem's tonight. Gonna rock out to Wicked, as is tradition. Now we've gotta purpose. lol.
Yours Truly,
-THE GIRY
GONNA GO TYPE ON CRIMINAL CRANIUMMMMMMM
Thursday, August 16, 2012
So Many Ass-Holes In This Place...
So Many Ass-Holes In My Face! Why can't they leave me alone....
DEAR BOSS,
Meg here. Not so chipper. Break out the inhaler for Meg's first panic attack of the school year. Day 2. In the middle of Geometry my dad couldn't help me with this one question and I moved on to Spanish and started freaking out. I'm so scared of flunking. Or not passing with straight A's. God, I'm about to freak out. I have classes with all the junkies and one of the popular girls who didn't have any friends in the class made me sit with her and I had to listen to her whole friggin life story and how her mom wouldn't get something for her...I don't even remember.
Bitch, you think you have problems?
TRY TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF AT AGE 8.
YOUR LIFE GETS A LITTLE FUCKED UP AFTER THAT, BITCH.
*sigh* Sorry, guys. Just...freaking out. I wore my lucky locket with a pic of Rpattz on the inside yesterday, but forgot today. (wore my peacock-cock-cock earrings.) Rob, even though you may not have the strength to stand on your own, and that may be because I used it. Oops?
MY HEALTH TEACHER MADE AN ALBINO JOKE!!! OFFENDED!!!!
Okay, my math teacher got married this summer.
Her due date is October.
"Hey, do I get bonus points for doing the math and figuring out you got knock-up before you were married?"
QUOTE:
"There are some in this world who have strength on their own, never broken or need of repair, but there are some born to shine who can't do it alone, so protect them and take special care." -MARILYN MONROE....kinda....
GTG.
-MEG
(P.S. CHAPTER THREE OF MY ELRIC-ISH FRIDAY FANT WILL MOST LIKELY FINALLY BE POSTED TOMORROW. GAME CHANGER!!!)
DEAR BOSS,
Meg here. Not so chipper. Break out the inhaler for Meg's first panic attack of the school year. Day 2. In the middle of Geometry my dad couldn't help me with this one question and I moved on to Spanish and started freaking out. I'm so scared of flunking. Or not passing with straight A's. God, I'm about to freak out. I have classes with all the junkies and one of the popular girls who didn't have any friends in the class made me sit with her and I had to listen to her whole friggin life story and how her mom wouldn't get something for her...I don't even remember.
Bitch, you think you have problems?
TRY TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF AT AGE 8.
YOUR LIFE GETS A LITTLE FUCKED UP AFTER THAT, BITCH.
*sigh* Sorry, guys. Just...freaking out. I wore my lucky locket with a pic of Rpattz on the inside yesterday, but forgot today. (wore my peacock-cock-cock earrings.) Rob, even though you may not have the strength to stand on your own, and that may be because I used it. Oops?
MY HEALTH TEACHER MADE AN ALBINO JOKE!!! OFFENDED!!!!
Okay, my math teacher got married this summer.
Her due date is October.
"Hey, do I get bonus points for doing the math and figuring out you got knock-up before you were married?"
QUOTE:
"There are some in this world who have strength on their own, never broken or need of repair, but there are some born to shine who can't do it alone, so protect them and take special care." -MARILYN MONROE....kinda....
GTG.
-MEG
(P.S. CHAPTER THREE OF MY ELRIC-ISH FRIDAY FANT WILL MOST LIKELY FINALLY BE POSTED TOMORROW. GAME CHANGER!!!)
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Womenhood sucks
Crystal here and MY UTERUS IS IN A FUCKING RAGE!!!!! I SWEAR!!! IVE GONE THROUGH LIKE 20 PADS TODAY!!!! I FEEL LIKE SHIT!!! Okay, got that outta my system. Now on to my Freshmen classes and teachers.
First hour is Honors Geometry. IM STUCK WITH THE FAIRY AGAIN!!!! AND HE'S GOT FUCKING TALLER!!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT'S HUMANLY POSSIBLE!!!!
Second hour is Health... I LOVE MY TEACHER!!!
Him: Okay ladies cover your ears. I'm talking to the men now. Okay guys, you wanna have sex before marriage and suffer the consequences of genital warts go ahead. Don't know what that is? That buddy of yours, you know you love him to death. Now, imagine your penis. Got it? Now imagine it with a cauliflower hanging off it.
Me: 'WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!'
Him: That's what a genital wart looks like. A giant cauliflower that you have to get burnt or froze off every time it comes back.
By this point me and my buddy (not yet mentioned) are laughing our asses off. He went over being mature in this class, but I just couldn't help it. I like died. I can now go around school talking about a penis and not get in trouble. *fist pump*
Third hour is Freshman seminar. I don't have much to say other than I have it with a couple of friends.
Fourth hour is Science with Meggie!!! Omg, I think he might be a little gay. Just a little bit. Bad thing about having Meg and I in the same class... Especially in science... POSSIBLE EXPLOSION!!! Lol, probably nothing bad will happen but ya never know.
Lunch is terrible!!! Stand in line for forever then get stuck waiting for the cashier to find my name so I can eat then finding a spot! No spots IN the cafe so we go out to the lobby... THE FREAKING STEPS ARE EVEN TAKEN!!! Thank God someone invited us to eat in the band room with them. I don't think we were supposed to, but no one told us to leeeaavvvee, so we ate.
I then go to English and shes pretty awesome. She talks a lot and she has a southern accent and it's awesome. IM NOT LESBIAN!!! I JUST LOVE HER ACCENT!!! Okay, that being said, she talked about how she made a list of 63 traits she wanted in a husband... Thats some high expectations.
After, I go to L.I.F.E. I didn't even know it stood for something. 'Learning Independence, Family, and 'Something that begins with E'. I hate that class. I mean, I like it, I don't like the people in it. I know absolutely NO ONE and it's filled with either peeps or bad kids. Like the ones who aren't virgins and do drugs and crap. It sucks.
Spanish is last... MY TEACHER NEVER SPEAKS ENGLISH!!! SHE COULD BE CUSSING US OUT AND WE WOULD NEVER KNOW!!! I MEAN, WERE HERE TO LEARN SPANISH!!! WE DON'T KNOW IT IMMEDIATELY!!! Any way, my neighbor, who's a Junior, is also in it... I dislike him soooo much. He tried to shove my face in dog shit when I was like 8. I hope he's matured now because I sure wouldn't mind going out with him. He's sure grown good. He's pretty cute.
That would be my last class. Elmo couldn't open his locker and of course, I have the magic touch. I opened it for him and he's like "Omg I love you." So now I'm loved by Elmo. Awesome.
Gotta go now. My uterus says it's time for bed. Those quotes Meg said are the same fo me.
Crystal Poppin.
First hour is Honors Geometry. IM STUCK WITH THE FAIRY AGAIN!!!! AND HE'S GOT FUCKING TALLER!!!! I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT'S HUMANLY POSSIBLE!!!!
Second hour is Health... I LOVE MY TEACHER!!!
Him: Okay ladies cover your ears. I'm talking to the men now. Okay guys, you wanna have sex before marriage and suffer the consequences of genital warts go ahead. Don't know what that is? That buddy of yours, you know you love him to death. Now, imagine your penis. Got it? Now imagine it with a cauliflower hanging off it.
Me: 'WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!'
Him: That's what a genital wart looks like. A giant cauliflower that you have to get burnt or froze off every time it comes back.
By this point me and my buddy (not yet mentioned) are laughing our asses off. He went over being mature in this class, but I just couldn't help it. I like died. I can now go around school talking about a penis and not get in trouble. *fist pump*
Third hour is Freshman seminar. I don't have much to say other than I have it with a couple of friends.
Fourth hour is Science with Meggie!!! Omg, I think he might be a little gay. Just a little bit. Bad thing about having Meg and I in the same class... Especially in science... POSSIBLE EXPLOSION!!! Lol, probably nothing bad will happen but ya never know.
Lunch is terrible!!! Stand in line for forever then get stuck waiting for the cashier to find my name so I can eat then finding a spot! No spots IN the cafe so we go out to the lobby... THE FREAKING STEPS ARE EVEN TAKEN!!! Thank God someone invited us to eat in the band room with them. I don't think we were supposed to, but no one told us to leeeaavvvee, so we ate.
I then go to English and shes pretty awesome. She talks a lot and she has a southern accent and it's awesome. IM NOT LESBIAN!!! I JUST LOVE HER ACCENT!!! Okay, that being said, she talked about how she made a list of 63 traits she wanted in a husband... Thats some high expectations.
After, I go to L.I.F.E. I didn't even know it stood for something. 'Learning Independence, Family, and 'Something that begins with E'. I hate that class. I mean, I like it, I don't like the people in it. I know absolutely NO ONE and it's filled with either peeps or bad kids. Like the ones who aren't virgins and do drugs and crap. It sucks.
Spanish is last... MY TEACHER NEVER SPEAKS ENGLISH!!! SHE COULD BE CUSSING US OUT AND WE WOULD NEVER KNOW!!! I MEAN, WERE HERE TO LEARN SPANISH!!! WE DON'T KNOW IT IMMEDIATELY!!! Any way, my neighbor, who's a Junior, is also in it... I dislike him soooo much. He tried to shove my face in dog shit when I was like 8. I hope he's matured now because I sure wouldn't mind going out with him. He's sure grown good. He's pretty cute.
That would be my last class. Elmo couldn't open his locker and of course, I have the magic touch. I opened it for him and he's like "Omg I love you." So now I'm loved by Elmo. Awesome.
Gotta go now. My uterus says it's time for bed. Those quotes Meg said are the same fo me.
Crystal Poppin.
Hola Señor's and Señorita's
It's Nessarose and although I havent been on I have a great excuse! I was in Europe! Thats right viewers! You may have seen me! Comment with your country and town and I'll try to reply!
Did anybody else see The new Monday Night Raw? Total shock......right? Am I the only one who feels wrestling has gotten predictable? CM Punk was awesome though. But I've loved him since ECW. What do y'all think of a WWE role-playing blog for you the fans? You create characters and I'll hold drawings Friday nights for Raw champ fights and I'll hold drawings Tuesday for Smackdown. The drawings will be for not only who will win the champ fights but who will fight in regular fights too. If interested comment. You would cowork to create the battle then comment it later. Interested?
Did anybody else see The new Monday Night Raw? Total shock......right? Am I the only one who feels wrestling has gotten predictable? CM Punk was awesome though. But I've loved him since ECW. What do y'all think of a WWE role-playing blog for you the fans? You create characters and I'll hold drawings Friday nights for Raw champ fights and I'll hold drawings Tuesday for Smackdown. The drawings will be for not only who will win the champ fights but who will fight in regular fights too. If interested comment. You would cowork to create the battle then comment it later. Interested?
FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE: MEG'S DAY AS A FRESHMAN
Dear Boss,
Meggaro here! Just got back from my first day as a freshman. The first day of the rest of my life? ^_^ How cliche. Maybe, years from now, I'll go back and read this. How awesome.
It was...okay. I just kept thinking of how this is supposedly 'the best day of our lives' and how 'these four years will go by fast'. Everyone is talking about college and, though I love things of that learning nature, now they're serious. Scary, right?
My honors class is filled with sophomore. Scary old girls.
Hairy older guys.
Homecoming is coming up. My first.
Choir is epic. I'm in Jazz I and it rocks. Hanging with Demy and Ness.
Okay, first day and Demy and I already get yelled at by the principal. Demy was sitting on my lap during a lecture and he told her to get off. :l Oops? lol. I'M STRAIGHT!!! I SWEAR!! PENIS ROCKS!!!
Gigity.
Dude that was talking last name was blewit. Lol. And he was talking and he was selling class rings and he goes,"Now, I know you're a little young for the stuff I'm selling..." Elmo and I started dying. Hilarious. Perverse? Yes. Hilarious? Yeah, bitch.
MY MATH TEACHER IS PREGNANT
AGAIN!! EVERY FEMALE MATH TEACHER I'VE EVER HAD WAS PREGNANT, GOT PREGNANT THROUGH THE YEAR, OF JUST HAD A BABY. GAAAAAAHHHH!!
the year I took the placement test to get into honors I had a bald jewish man who hated me as my teacher...hmmm...
Crystal had a very interesting health class. She can elaborate.
LOCKER IS NEXT TO THE LIBRARY!! EFF YEAH!!
uhhhh. Mine and Crys's science teacher is a little weird. Awesome, but was anyone else's gay-dar going off??
Crys and I had lunch in the band/choir room. YOU CAN'T CUT THE HIGH SCHOOL IN HALF AND STILL EXPECT THERE TO BE ENOUGH SPACE TO EAT!! GAWD!!
Choir was funny...we could possibly be going to Ireland or singing on a cruise ship in the Bahamas next year. Shweet.
DEMY!! YOU AND I ARE TRYING OUT AS JESTERS!! I AM MAKING YOU!! (for the Madrigal) The choir has floor seats for Wicked in December. Likaboss. DOING 9 TO 5 FOR THE MUSICAL!!
CRYSTAL!! OUR ENGLISH TEACHER IS SO SCARY!! SHE CALLED US ALL CRACKERS!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Alright...I'm set. Gonna go type on CC. LIKABOSS.
QUOTES:
ME-I love how we keep hearing these our the best days of our lives
CRYSTAL-I know!!
ME-It's like, what about the day I ruin my body to give life to my child??
ELMO-O_O
ME&CRYSTAL-HAHAHAAA!!
TeddyBear-*says something*
Me&Crys-WHAT?
ME-DID YOU JUST SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT PROSTITUTION??!
TeddyBear-What??
lol.
Yours Truly
-MEG
To the best days of our lives.
Meggaro here! Just got back from my first day as a freshman. The first day of the rest of my life? ^_^ How cliche. Maybe, years from now, I'll go back and read this. How awesome.
It was...okay. I just kept thinking of how this is supposedly 'the best day of our lives' and how 'these four years will go by fast'. Everyone is talking about college and, though I love things of that learning nature, now they're serious. Scary, right?
My honors class is filled with sophomore. Scary old girls.
Hairy older guys.
Homecoming is coming up. My first.
Choir is epic. I'm in Jazz I and it rocks. Hanging with Demy and Ness.
Okay, first day and Demy and I already get yelled at by the principal. Demy was sitting on my lap during a lecture and he told her to get off. :l Oops? lol. I'M STRAIGHT!!! I SWEAR!! PENIS ROCKS!!!
Gigity.
Dude that was talking last name was blewit. Lol. And he was talking and he was selling class rings and he goes,"Now, I know you're a little young for the stuff I'm selling..." Elmo and I started dying. Hilarious. Perverse? Yes. Hilarious? Yeah, bitch.
MY MATH TEACHER IS PREGNANT
AGAIN!! EVERY FEMALE MATH TEACHER I'VE EVER HAD WAS PREGNANT, GOT PREGNANT THROUGH THE YEAR, OF JUST HAD A BABY. GAAAAAAHHHH!!
the year I took the placement test to get into honors I had a bald jewish man who hated me as my teacher...hmmm...
Crystal had a very interesting health class. She can elaborate.
LOCKER IS NEXT TO THE LIBRARY!! EFF YEAH!!
uhhhh. Mine and Crys's science teacher is a little weird. Awesome, but was anyone else's gay-dar going off??
Crys and I had lunch in the band/choir room. YOU CAN'T CUT THE HIGH SCHOOL IN HALF AND STILL EXPECT THERE TO BE ENOUGH SPACE TO EAT!! GAWD!!
Choir was funny...we could possibly be going to Ireland or singing on a cruise ship in the Bahamas next year. Shweet.
DEMY!! YOU AND I ARE TRYING OUT AS JESTERS!! I AM MAKING YOU!! (for the Madrigal) The choir has floor seats for Wicked in December. Likaboss. DOING 9 TO 5 FOR THE MUSICAL!!
CRYSTAL!! OUR ENGLISH TEACHER IS SO SCARY!! SHE CALLED US ALL CRACKERS!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Alright...I'm set. Gonna go type on CC. LIKABOSS.
QUOTES:
ME-I love how we keep hearing these our the best days of our lives
CRYSTAL-I know!!
ME-It's like, what about the day I ruin my body to give life to my child??
ELMO-O_O
ME&CRYSTAL-HAHAHAAA!!
TeddyBear-*says something*
Me&Crys-WHAT?
ME-DID YOU JUST SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT PROSTITUTION??!
TeddyBear-What??
lol.
Yours Truly
-MEG
To the best days of our lives.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
At least we know it's the rabid fan girls this time...
Okay, we have had a few google entries that are severely creepy.
"Matthew gray gubler penis" being one of them.
another.
"Meg giry boobs"
WTF?!!!
-MEG
"Matthew gray gubler penis" being one of them.
another.
"Meg giry boobs"
WTF?!!!
-MEG
HUGE CRIMINAL CRANIUM NEWS
Okay, it won't change your lives or anything. Smallish news first.
CHAPTERS 20 AND 21 ARE UP. India may be get persecuted, but we have to forget that for a moment because one unsub has come back
and he's not leaving until he gets what he wants.
Hugish news.
I CASTED ALL OF THE CHARACTERS.
I gave you faces of actors and actresses that could possibly play the characters in the story, so check it out.
CRIMINAL CRANIUM
LINK ABOVE
-MEG
CHAPTERS 20 AND 21 ARE UP. India may be get persecuted, but we have to forget that for a moment because one unsub has come back
and he's not leaving until he gets what he wants.
Hugish news.
I CASTED ALL OF THE CHARACTERS.
I gave you faces of actors and actresses that could possibly play the characters in the story, so check it out.
CRIMINAL CRANIUM
LINK ABOVE
-MEG
Quoth James Patterson,"NEVERMORE"
DEAR BOSS,
Again, it's ironic cuz their birds. It's fun to say the previous statement with a dumb person's voice. Try it. Right now.
Done?
OMG I'M LIKE HALF WAY THROUGH NEVERMORE!!! I'm at a stopping point so I decided to get on and blog cuz I'm home alone. So...yeah...
FANG AND DYLAN AND MAX AND MAYA AND LITTLE IGGY AND ANGGGGGGGGEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
And Holden. <3. My luver starfish.
Me-At least Holden isn't in any relationships
Demy-No. He gets together with Ratchett.
Me-CRAP IT HOLDEN!!!
Demy-JK!!
LOL, if little starfish was gay, I totally would've died. I picture Holden as Spencer Reid though, so yeah.
Last day of summer...life sucks, guys. IDON'TWANNAGOTOHIGHSCHOOL RAWWWWWWRRRRR
*SIGH*
Gonna go finish chpt. 20 for Criminal Cranium. "HONOR AMONG THIEVES" on behind me. Reid rocks in this episode.
I remain, gentlemen, your humble servant
-MEG
Again, it's ironic cuz their birds. It's fun to say the previous statement with a dumb person's voice. Try it. Right now.
Done?
OMG I'M LIKE HALF WAY THROUGH NEVERMORE!!! I'm at a stopping point so I decided to get on and blog cuz I'm home alone. So...yeah...
FANG AND DYLAN AND MAX AND MAYA AND LITTLE IGGY AND ANGGGGGGGGEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!
And Holden. <3. My luver starfish.
Me-At least Holden isn't in any relationships
Demy-No. He gets together with Ratchett.
Me-CRAP IT HOLDEN!!!
Demy-JK!!
LOL, if little starfish was gay, I totally would've died. I picture Holden as Spencer Reid though, so yeah.
Last day of summer...life sucks, guys. IDON'TWANNAGOTOHIGHSCHOOL RAWWWWWWRRRRR
*SIGH*
Gonna go finish chpt. 20 for Criminal Cranium. "HONOR AMONG THIEVES" on behind me. Reid rocks in this episode.
I remain, gentlemen, your humble servant
-MEG
Monday, August 13, 2012
I LOVE SIERRA BOGGESS
Okay, most beautiful voice evah
Okay, I'm straight, but I would marry this woman's voice.OH. MY. GAWD.
-MEG
-MEG
So many things I could say...
I love going back and reading my old posts, and in doing this I realize-
I really sound like a prostitute.
-MEG
I really sound like a prostitute.
-MEG
Did He Think Sending Freaks Would Be Funny???
CRIMINAL CRANIUM UPDATE
The journey on Coney is done...for now.
It only took me seven chapters, but it's done. And you haven't even gotten CLOSE to hearing all of Melly's story.
Check it
-MEG
And may I say how much I love the Russian viewers? I'M PROUD OF YOU GUYS!!!
The journey on Coney is done...for now.
It only took me seven chapters, but it's done. And you haven't even gotten CLOSE to hearing all of Melly's story.
Check it
-MEG
And may I say how much I love the Russian viewers? I'M PROUD OF YOU GUYS!!!
NEVERMORE
DEAR BOSS,
Meg's here! Demy and I just got back from singing at the first teacher's conference of the new school year. Singing the national anthem, we actually got recognized by the flawed system. The new superintendent called us a 'blessing to the district.' Sweet. Redranger got A LOT taller, if that's even humanly possible. The Music Man got...taller...ish. We four were the only freshman, but it rocked.
Tony was there wandering around...at least he was on the ground this time and not in the ceiling.
I am joining a rp with demy involving Meg's favorite topic of late-
FREAK SHOWS!!
I know a ton about freak shows and especially with all the research I've been doing for Criminal Cranium-and I hope to finish the Coney Island section of it today. So Melly and Reid will be heading home on a plane. But how can home be where the heart is, if Melanie never gives all the heart?
Guess what Demy lent me...NEVAHMOREEEEEE
Heh...it's ironic cuz they're birds.
All I have from James Patterson's ghost writers is two requests.
1)Iggy regains his sight
2)MAYA IS NOT WITH FANG AND DYLAN IS NOT WITH MAX!! WHY DON'T THE TWO CLONES GET TOGETHER??? HELLLLOOO!!!
3)ELLA DIES
Okay, 3. Not that much to ask for. Prologue is creepy, it's all that I've read. I've read all the Maximum Ride books in one day (I mean one book per day) so I'm starting tomorrow on Nevermore so I won't break the chain, then Crys will get it Wednesday. At least I don't have to wait for Crys to finish it like I did with all the others. I caught up to her so fast, dude!
Also reading THE POWER OF THE SIX and PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES:DREADFULLY EVER AFTER
LIKEABOSS
Yours Truly,
-MEG
AND 10 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR FOR WHO EVER FIGURES OUT WHAT MY GREETING AND CLOSING ARE!!
Meg's here! Demy and I just got back from singing at the first teacher's conference of the new school year. Singing the national anthem, we actually got recognized by the flawed system. The new superintendent called us a 'blessing to the district.' Sweet. Redranger got A LOT taller, if that's even humanly possible. The Music Man got...taller...ish. We four were the only freshman, but it rocked.
Tony was there wandering around...at least he was on the ground this time and not in the ceiling.
I am joining a rp with demy involving Meg's favorite topic of late-
FREAK SHOWS!!
I know a ton about freak shows and especially with all the research I've been doing for Criminal Cranium-and I hope to finish the Coney Island section of it today. So Melly and Reid will be heading home on a plane. But how can home be where the heart is, if Melanie never gives all the heart?
Guess what Demy lent me...NEVAHMOREEEEEE
Heh...it's ironic cuz they're birds.
All I have from James Patterson's ghost writers is two requests.
1)Iggy regains his sight
2)MAYA IS NOT WITH FANG AND DYLAN IS NOT WITH MAX!! WHY DON'T THE TWO CLONES GET TOGETHER??? HELLLLOOO!!!
3)ELLA DIES
Okay, 3. Not that much to ask for. Prologue is creepy, it's all that I've read. I've read all the Maximum Ride books in one day (I mean one book per day) so I'm starting tomorrow on Nevermore so I won't break the chain, then Crys will get it Wednesday. At least I don't have to wait for Crys to finish it like I did with all the others. I caught up to her so fast, dude!
Also reading THE POWER OF THE SIX and PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES:DREADFULLY EVER AFTER
LIKEABOSS
Yours Truly,
-MEG
AND 10 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR FOR WHO EVER FIGURES OUT WHAT MY GREETING AND CLOSING ARE!!
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Chapter 18 is up and New HUNGER MANIA eps.
Chapter 18 of cc is up and new hunger mania too.
I'll be gone tomorrow. bye.
-MEG
I'll be gone tomorrow. bye.
-MEG
GAH SEASON 8 CM SPOLIERS!! REEEEIIIIDDD!!
I JUST READ AN ARTICLE OF SPOILERS FOR SEASON 8 OF CRIMINAL MINDS. APPARENTLY THIS IS A VERY LOVEY THING!!!! SOOOOO, I READ ON AND APPARENTLY REID IS GOING TO HAVE A LOVE INTEREST!! I SWEAR TO GOSH IF IT'S LILA ARCHER OR ANY OTHER DUMB BLONDE I WILL SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE!! IT BETTER BE AN EPIC NERD WHO CAN SAY THE FIRST 20 DIGITS OF PI!!!
(I can only say the first 9. :( I should work on that.) ( I can say a lot of the sq. root of pi)
lol. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. YOU. DON'T. DO. THAT. TO. REIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! HE IS FOR THE FAN GIRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
-MEG
(I can only say the first 9. :( I should work on that.) ( I can say a lot of the sq. root of pi)
lol. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. YOU. DON'T. DO. THAT. TO. REIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! HE IS FOR THE FAN GIRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
-MEG
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
JUSTIN BIEBER SLAMS PRINCE WILLIAM. WHAT A DUMB ASS
Justin Beiber totally made fun of Prince William!!ASS HOLE!!
JUSTIN BIEBER: "I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia. I don't know why he doesn't just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?"
WHERE'S YOUR HAIR GONNA BE IN 3 YEARS BITCH?! WILLIAMS ONLY 25 AND GUESS WHAT
HE'S GONNA BE THE FRIGGIN FUTURE KING!! YOU CAN SUCK IT, BIEBS!! I don't think it matters as long as you've gotta crown on your head.
Plus, William is hot and he's married to a beautiful woman and I think he's good.
Why is Justin Beiber such a dumbass? I mean, that's like Taboo in the UK!! You can't just say that!! He's just...dumb...
Chapter 17 of Criminal Cranium is up. It's Phillip's chance to save Melanie, but how can he do it if he can't save himself? Maybe it's up to Reid to save her, but this is a part of Melanie's world that no one seems to understand...
-MEG
JUSTIN BIEBER: "I mean, there are things to prevent that nowadays, like Propecia. I don't know why he doesn't just get those things, those products. You just take Propecia and your hair grows back. Have you not got it over here?"
WHERE'S YOUR HAIR GONNA BE IN 3 YEARS BITCH?! WILLIAMS ONLY 25 AND GUESS WHAT
HE'S GONNA BE THE FRIGGIN FUTURE KING!! YOU CAN SUCK IT, BIEBS!! I don't think it matters as long as you've gotta crown on your head.
Plus, William is hot and he's married to a beautiful woman and I think he's good.
Why is Justin Beiber such a dumbass? I mean, that's like Taboo in the UK!! You can't just say that!! He's just...dumb...
Chapter 17 of Criminal Cranium is up. It's Phillip's chance to save Melanie, but how can he do it if he can't save himself? Maybe it's up to Reid to save her, but this is a part of Melanie's world that no one seems to understand...
-MEG
Boy talk!!!
Crystal here. I feel so confused. Because I'm a stalker to the tall one, I constantly go to his Facebook page. He has a new girlfriend(of course)and she also looks like a whore. Five tons of makeup and a duck face. I'm fine with that. Won't last long anyway. I started crying when I saw that his buddy made a post about how much the tall one loved her and he would do anything for her and that... She was all he cared about. He said those same exact words to me. I just... I don't know why I get so worked up over him! He's a guy, my ex and I need to move on. I just can't stop. All I do is hurt myself when I look at his page. When I talk to him. I just... I don't think he deserves to be happy. I know it's mean to say that, but i don't think he does. I made him! Metaphorically. If it weren't for me, he wouldn't have a Facebook. He wouldn't know how to talk to a girl. He wouldn't know how to kiss a girl. He still doesn't unless he's managed to get one of those bitches to teach him.
The Teddy bear... Gosh I saw him at orientation yesterday. He looks... Good. I would definitely go back out with him. He just needs to smarten up a bit. He's so nice and he cares about me. He would definitely do anything for me. He's not the cutest guy ever, but he's nice and that's what I'm looking for. Not to worried about looks.
Just a couple more guys to talk about.
The tromboner looks soooo sexy!!! He's shot up over the summer. Hes so tall!! Not as tall as the tall one, but tall. I love it. He came down the hall yesterday and my mom goes "Hey Crys, There's your man." she winks at me. "MOM!!!! NOT SO LOUD!!!" I start flippin out cuz I thought he heard it. She like whispered it but I sure as hell heard it loud and clear. I ran into him a ton of times and it's like WTF!!! Can I not find my classrooms without you!!! I mean, not really complaining, but I just thought I looked like a dweb.
On to the next guy.
I don't even know his name but he came in with a cowboy hat and boots and I'm like *melt*. I'm gonna call him 'Cowboy' Gosh he's sooooo cute. He's got that accent. I love it!! Meg probably won't cuz she said this accent needed to be wiped from the earth, but I think all accents are adorable.
Call him Corrupted. I met him online. Not a dating site. An innocent role play site. We talk a lot and he is just amazing!!! Poor boy, he is absolutly perfect and everything I would want in a guy, and none of the girls where he lives wants to take the chance to break out of the friendship zone. I would!! I totally would!!! I love you Corrupted!!
I think that's all the guys I wanna talk about tonight. Night guys goin to an amusement park tomorrow, wish me luck so I don't die.
Crystal Poppin
The Teddy bear... Gosh I saw him at orientation yesterday. He looks... Good. I would definitely go back out with him. He just needs to smarten up a bit. He's so nice and he cares about me. He would definitely do anything for me. He's not the cutest guy ever, but he's nice and that's what I'm looking for. Not to worried about looks.
Just a couple more guys to talk about.
The tromboner looks soooo sexy!!! He's shot up over the summer. Hes so tall!! Not as tall as the tall one, but tall. I love it. He came down the hall yesterday and my mom goes "Hey Crys, There's your man." she winks at me. "MOM!!!! NOT SO LOUD!!!" I start flippin out cuz I thought he heard it. She like whispered it but I sure as hell heard it loud and clear. I ran into him a ton of times and it's like WTF!!! Can I not find my classrooms without you!!! I mean, not really complaining, but I just thought I looked like a dweb.
On to the next guy.
I don't even know his name but he came in with a cowboy hat and boots and I'm like *melt*. I'm gonna call him 'Cowboy' Gosh he's sooooo cute. He's got that accent. I love it!! Meg probably won't cuz she said this accent needed to be wiped from the earth, but I think all accents are adorable.
Call him Corrupted. I met him online. Not a dating site. An innocent role play site. We talk a lot and he is just amazing!!! Poor boy, he is absolutly perfect and everything I would want in a guy, and none of the girls where he lives wants to take the chance to break out of the friendship zone. I would!! I totally would!!! I love you Corrupted!!
I think that's all the guys I wanna talk about tonight. Night guys goin to an amusement park tomorrow, wish me luck so I don't die.
Crystal Poppin
Really, Spellcheck?
Why does spellcheck think when I say "Shhhhhh," I mean "Chihuahua?"
...*sigh*
OKAY, TODAY WE HAVE ONLY HAD 4 VIEWERS!! WE HAD 44 YESTERDAY AND 35 THE DAY BEFORE!! GET ON AND READ PEEPS!! CRYSTAL POSSSSSTTTT!!!
-MEG
...*sigh*
OKAY, TODAY WE HAVE ONLY HAD 4 VIEWERS!! WE HAD 44 YESTERDAY AND 35 THE DAY BEFORE!! GET ON AND READ PEEPS!! CRYSTAL POSSSSSTTTT!!!
-MEG
Chapter 15 is up and anyone want cookies?
*SPOILERS FROM CHAPTER 14. IF YOU INTEND TO READ CHAPTER 14 DO NOT READ ON. DO NOT READ UNTIL YOU SEE THE SQUIGLAH LINE. *
Chapter 15 of CRIMINAL CRANIUM is up! More of Melanie's past is revealed and I realize the whole first part is vague and it will be clarified in the next chapter where I may more may not finally have Melanie reunite with her master who she has chosen over her team.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I've notice I've started to bake when I get upset. Last night I had a panic attack (they're not like extreme panic attacks like 'I. CAN'T. BREATHE' but I do hyperventilate, but I'm getting to where I can control them.) so I made cookies and last week I did the same thing. I was nervous but I don't remember what I baked. It was like 9:30 and I was sitting there all fidgety and I just went.
"I need to bake cookies"
Mom-It's 9 at night.
Me-I said I would make them.
Mom-Okay...
No one ate them. They wanted ice cream. Losers. I had like one cookie. I don't even eat them all when I bake. I just need to do something. Gaaaahhhh. Anyone want cookies???
-MEG
Spell check just offered me a word for Gaaaahhhh. It was like, foreign I swear.
Chapter 15 of CRIMINAL CRANIUM is up! More of Melanie's past is revealed and I realize the whole first part is vague and it will be clarified in the next chapter where I may more may not finally have Melanie reunite with her master who she has chosen over her team.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I've notice I've started to bake when I get upset. Last night I had a panic attack (they're not like extreme panic attacks like 'I. CAN'T. BREATHE' but I do hyperventilate, but I'm getting to where I can control them.) so I made cookies and last week I did the same thing. I was nervous but I don't remember what I baked. It was like 9:30 and I was sitting there all fidgety and I just went.
"I need to bake cookies"
Mom-It's 9 at night.
Me-I said I would make them.
Mom-Okay...
No one ate them. They wanted ice cream. Losers. I had like one cookie. I don't even eat them all when I bake. I just need to do something. Gaaaahhhh. Anyone want cookies???
-MEG
Spell check just offered me a word for Gaaaahhhh. It was like, foreign I swear.
ABC LIEESSSS
DEAR BOSS,
I got up early this morning. Watched two hours of GMA. They replayed the same story several times and DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HEARD OUR LOCAL WEATHER MAN GIVE THE SAME STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN??? WAS ROBERT PATTINSON ON???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guess what? He's on NEXT week. Interview live. WHILE I'M AT SCHOOL! SCREW!!
Oh well...gonna go work off some fumes and write. HERE'S where stuff is getting good.
Plus, Friday, my Elric fri fant will continue. I just finished Chapter 3 and will work on four possibly after I get the next chapter of CRIMINAL CRANIUM done.
The Coney chapter will REALLY start now. Just saying...
WELCOME TO THE CIRQUE.
I remain, Gentlemen, your obedient servant.
-MEG GIRY
I got up early this morning. Watched two hours of GMA. They replayed the same story several times and DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HEARD OUR LOCAL WEATHER MAN GIVE THE SAME STORY OVER AND OVER AGAIN??? WAS ROBERT PATTINSON ON???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Guess what? He's on NEXT week. Interview live. WHILE I'M AT SCHOOL! SCREW!!
Oh well...gonna go work off some fumes and write. HERE'S where stuff is getting good.
Plus, Friday, my Elric fri fant will continue. I just finished Chapter 3 and will work on four possibly after I get the next chapter of CRIMINAL CRANIUM done.
The Coney chapter will REALLY start now. Just saying...
WELCOME TO THE CIRQUE.
I remain, Gentlemen, your obedient servant.
-MEG GIRY
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
RPATTZ INTERVIEW
I think I already mentioned this, but don't forget Rpattz is doing his first interview after the breakup tomorrow on GMA!!! I'll be up, showered and ready for drama!!! And my lover. SQUEEEEEE.
-MEG
-MEG
Chapter 14 is up
Dear Boss,
Megala here. Chapter 14 is up on CRIMINAL CRANIUM. Crystal rushed me so its just about the team getting settled on Coney, and you get to meet the freaks. (I LOVE FREAKS!! GAAAAHHHH!! Amazing. I mean, not like, 'ooooooohhh, ugly freak," but like 'dude, you're different. That rocks.' )
There's a lot of tension between Melanie and whoever rubs her wrong. I try to make her gentle, but it's hard with all the antagonists. I assume it will be done by next ep. Hopefully I'll have my laptop soon and I can work into the night before school starts next week. Gah.
Go read it!!
I remain, Gentlemen, your obedient servant.
-MEG
Megala here. Chapter 14 is up on CRIMINAL CRANIUM. Crystal rushed me so its just about the team getting settled on Coney, and you get to meet the freaks. (I LOVE FREAKS!! GAAAAHHHH!! Amazing. I mean, not like, 'ooooooohhh, ugly freak," but like 'dude, you're different. That rocks.' )
There's a lot of tension between Melanie and whoever rubs her wrong. I try to make her gentle, but it's hard with all the antagonists. I assume it will be done by next ep. Hopefully I'll have my laptop soon and I can work into the night before school starts next week. Gah.
Go read it!!
I remain, Gentlemen, your obedient servant.
-MEG
Come along and follow us...
Megaroo here. Chapter 13 is up and running for CRIMINAL CRANIUM. I may get chapter 14 done tonight too. I still don't have a laptop. :P. Whatever. The guy that's working on it told me he completely forgot about it. ASS HOLE!!!
I'm sorry...that was mean...BUTT TRUMPET!!!
GTG Eat and stuff
-MEG
I'm sorry...that was mean...BUTT TRUMPET!!!
GTG Eat and stuff
-MEG
I took a little trip to Coney Island...
DEAR BOSS,
Meg here. Just got back from the High School. I AM LUCKY I ESCAPED WITH MY LIFE.
THE HIGH SCHOOL IS EVVVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLL
But seriously. I'm lucky I know a bunch of kids from my church, and they all said hey to me, but I feel so small in a place like that. I hyperventilated in sixth grade while sitting in the Jr. High for the first time.
Me-I felt like I was gonna throw up. I was like hyperventilating.
Dad-I could tell.
Me-o_o Suck.
Me and Crys have Honors Geometry together, PE (WHICH MEANS:
DRIVERS EDDDDDDDDDDDD. WE GONNA DRRIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!( Which is hilarious because Josh and I were talking about it.
Me-I will probably just...freak out.
Josh-No, I couldn't see you doing that. You'll be fine. Crystal will freak out.
lol. ) We have lunch together. I HAVE CHOIR!!! SQQQQQQUUUUEEEEE!!! And Spanish. Bleh.
Gonna go work on PART TWO on the next chapter for CRIMINAL CRANIUM. I'll have it up by the end of the day...hopefully. This is a big part of the story and will take several chapters. :p
sorry.
I remain, Gentlemen, your humble servant.
-MEG GIRY
Meg here. Just got back from the High School. I AM LUCKY I ESCAPED WITH MY LIFE.
THE HIGH SCHOOL IS EVVVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLL
But seriously. I'm lucky I know a bunch of kids from my church, and they all said hey to me, but I feel so small in a place like that. I hyperventilated in sixth grade while sitting in the Jr. High for the first time.
Me-I felt like I was gonna throw up. I was like hyperventilating.
Dad-I could tell.
Me-o_o Suck.
Me and Crys have Honors Geometry together, PE (WHICH MEANS:
DRIVERS EDDDDDDDDDDDD. WE GONNA DRRIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!( Which is hilarious because Josh and I were talking about it.
Me-I will probably just...freak out.
Josh-No, I couldn't see you doing that. You'll be fine. Crystal will freak out.
lol. ) We have lunch together. I HAVE CHOIR!!! SQQQQQQUUUUEEEEE!!! And Spanish. Bleh.
Gonna go work on PART TWO on the next chapter for CRIMINAL CRANIUM. I'll have it up by the end of the day...hopefully. This is a big part of the story and will take several chapters. :p
sorry.
I remain, Gentlemen, your humble servant.
-MEG GIRY
Monday, August 6, 2012
CRIMINAL CRANIUM GOES CONEY!
Chapter Twelve is up!! It took me all day to do!! My mom will be home soon and I gotta go.
HERE'S THE LINK
SPENCERREIDMINDREADERS.BLOGSPOT.COM
-MEG
HERE'S THE LINK
SPENCERREIDMINDREADERS.BLOGSPOT.COM
-MEG
My life. Is over./RPATTZ INTERVIEWWWWWW
DEAR BOSS,
Meg here. Freshmen Orientation is tomorrow. (Yesh, geniuses, I just said what grade we were in. Get over it. Pedophiles can't find us that way.) I. AM. GOING. TO. DIE.
HIGH SCHOOL IS NOT FOR NERDS!! I'M GOING TO DIE!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO NERDS?? MY MOM WAS A CHEERLEADER AND MY DAD WAS A FOOTBALL PLAYER!! DUDE!!
My father told me he once shoved a retarded boy in a trash can.
WHO THE FREAK DOES THAT??!!?! AWFUL!!!!
QUOTES:
Me-*after my bro has been hugging everything all day* Think of hugging a cactus. How does that make you feel?
Him-Prickly.
Me-Just think about that and stay...there...
Him-But that poor cactus...it needs me!!
Demy-Omg. I know this might be a bit tmi, but I was going to get in the shower and when I took off my bra, there was a penny in it. Now guess where I have an imprint of Abe Lincoln's face.
Demy, I had to share that. It made me laugh and it's not bad so I figured you'd be fine with it. If you're not, it's on the Internet for every one to see. Including Josh Hutcherson. If he visits our site. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Korra-What's your idea waking me up this early to practice? The morning is evvvvviiiillllll
SERIOUS QUOTES:
No man chooses evil because it is evil; He only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks.
I have found the paradox. If you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.
-Mother Theresa
When a father gives to his son, both laugh. When a son give to his father, both cry.
Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy.
THAT ONE'S MY FAVORITE.
OKAY, RPATTZ IS DOING HIS FIRST INTERVIEW SINCE THE BREAKUP WEDNESDAY ON GMA!!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! PINKYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Yesterday, when Edward Cullen walked in the Cafeteria as his first appearance in the TWILIGHT movie, I paused the movie. Because maybe, in that moment, Robert Pattinson was happy.
*Kissing Kristen Stewart*
Me-Oh, Rob. If only you had a time machine or a glass blown by a Quadling, you could look 3 or so years in the future, and you could just NOT KISS HER!!! I'M SO SORRY ROOBB
I think my heart is breaking.
I actually got an idea for a new fri. fant. involving Rpattz after the breakup. Hopefully I'll have my computer back this week. *Sigh*
Alright guys. That's it.
Meg loves ya.
I remain, Gentlemen, your humble servant.
-MEG G.
Meg here. Freshmen Orientation is tomorrow. (Yesh, geniuses, I just said what grade we were in. Get over it. Pedophiles can't find us that way.) I. AM. GOING. TO. DIE.
HIGH SCHOOL IS NOT FOR NERDS!! I'M GOING TO DIE!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO NERDS?? MY MOM WAS A CHEERLEADER AND MY DAD WAS A FOOTBALL PLAYER!! DUDE!!
My father told me he once shoved a retarded boy in a trash can.
WHO THE FREAK DOES THAT??!!?! AWFUL!!!!
QUOTES:
Me-*after my bro has been hugging everything all day* Think of hugging a cactus. How does that make you feel?
Him-Prickly.
Me-Just think about that and stay...there...
Him-But that poor cactus...it needs me!!
Demy-Omg. I know this might be a bit tmi, but I was going to get in the shower and when I took off my bra, there was a penny in it. Now guess where I have an imprint of Abe Lincoln's face.
Demy, I had to share that. It made me laugh and it's not bad so I figured you'd be fine with it. If you're not, it's on the Internet for every one to see. Including Josh Hutcherson. If he visits our site. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Korra-What's your idea waking me up this early to practice? The morning is evvvvviiiillllll
SERIOUS QUOTES:
No man chooses evil because it is evil; He only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks.
I have found the paradox. If you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.
-Mother Theresa
When a father gives to his son, both laugh. When a son give to his father, both cry.
Show me a hero and I will write you a tragedy.
THAT ONE'S MY FAVORITE.
OKAY, RPATTZ IS DOING HIS FIRST INTERVIEW SINCE THE BREAKUP WEDNESDAY ON GMA!!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! PINKYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Yesterday, when Edward Cullen walked in the Cafeteria as his first appearance in the TWILIGHT movie, I paused the movie. Because maybe, in that moment, Robert Pattinson was happy.
*Kissing Kristen Stewart*
Me-Oh, Rob. If only you had a time machine or a glass blown by a Quadling, you could look 3 or so years in the future, and you could just NOT KISS HER!!! I'M SO SORRY ROOBB
I think my heart is breaking.
I actually got an idea for a new fri. fant. involving Rpattz after the breakup. Hopefully I'll have my computer back this week. *Sigh*
Alright guys. That's it.
Meg loves ya.
I remain, Gentlemen, your humble servant.
-MEG G.
Thursday, August 2, 2012
MEEEEEEGGGGGGG Is Still Laptopless : (
DEAR BOSS,
My parents are gone for an hour and I figured that I could do
a) watch R rated movies
b) Blare music my parents would kill me if they knew I had
c) watch Disney movies ON LOUD
or d)
BLLLLOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGG
Meggie is back for only a short period of time, folks. Sorry. Hopefully NEXT Thursday I should have my laptop back where it belongs. In my arms with a Snily video on the screen. FTW.
Okay, QUOTE from Crys last night.
TallOne-*randomly* Im an Elephant
Crystal-Coo. Elephants are cool. Wait a minute. You sayin you gay? Cuz, elephants like nuts.
SERIOUS QUOTE:
The best and most beautiful things in life can not be seen, or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.
-HELEN KELLER
I've been doing a lot of drawing lately. I've done a few Snily and a lot of Criminal Cranium scenes and even a scene from WHAT J.K. ROWLING DIDN'T SAY. Lika boss.
Okay, anyone else notice MGG misspelled speech. I guess after a thousand comments of fan girls correcting him, he typed a response that le pied dans la bouche.
Watched a cool show on TLC yesterday called 'BORN SKIZOPHRENIC'. It was about children who were diagnosed with early onset schizophrenia. My mom yelled at me and told me I shouldn't watch quote unquote 'that sh!t'. Whatever.
I guess Meg is out and will try to write the next ep. of CRIMINAL CRANIUM. LIKA BOSS.
I remain, Gentlemen, your obedient servant.
-MEG G.
My parents are gone for an hour and I figured that I could do
a) watch R rated movies
b) Blare music my parents would kill me if they knew I had
c) watch Disney movies ON LOUD
or d)
BLLLLOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGG
Meggie is back for only a short period of time, folks. Sorry. Hopefully NEXT Thursday I should have my laptop back where it belongs. In my arms with a Snily video on the screen. FTW.
Okay, QUOTE from Crys last night.
TallOne-*randomly* Im an Elephant
Crystal-Coo. Elephants are cool. Wait a minute. You sayin you gay? Cuz, elephants like nuts.
SERIOUS QUOTE:
The best and most beautiful things in life can not be seen, or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.
-HELEN KELLER
I've been doing a lot of drawing lately. I've done a few Snily and a lot of Criminal Cranium scenes and even a scene from WHAT J.K. ROWLING DIDN'T SAY. Lika boss.
Okay, anyone else notice MGG misspelled speech. I guess after a thousand comments of fan girls correcting him, he typed a response that le pied dans la bouche.
Watched a cool show on TLC yesterday called 'BORN SKIZOPHRENIC'. It was about children who were diagnosed with early onset schizophrenia. My mom yelled at me and told me I shouldn't watch quote unquote 'that sh!t'. Whatever.
I guess Meg is out and will try to write the next ep. of CRIMINAL CRANIUM. LIKA BOSS.
I remain, Gentlemen, your obedient servant.
-MEG G.
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