Crud. And My Mom Wants Me to be a Hooker.

Meg can't come :( Im sad...
*sigh*
I guess I'll just play Assassin's Creed. All night.

My mom put makeup on me for church because this one boy made a comment to my sister like, "Heyy, can I ask your sister out? I figure one day she'll be as pretty as you and you're the prettiest girl in the wooorrrld."
So now my mom wants me to look prettier than my sister and prove him wrong. So yeah.

I ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND, DUDE!

-Demy

Just Make a Uterus

We were driving through town today and we were discussing directions. My sister said that her boyfriend would come up with names to the corresponding letter to left or right. Like Louie and Ronald or Leonard and whatever.
So she then explained one car ride she had with him when he was wondering what a name for a U-turn could be.

Him- I wonder what a U name is... Hmm...

Her- hmm...

Him- Uterus! *covers mouth* Wait, no, I didn't mean...! Ugh.

I wish I would've been there xD

-Demy

Megara!!

Meg is gonna spend the night at my house! Eff yeah!! We're gonna party til we're purple!!!
Not literally. I'm not sure how that would work.
I shall attempt to find Fruits Basket in English on YouTube. Wish me luck. Hopefully we won't have to watch it in Japanese. Yuki's voice... Ugh...
Anyway, should be awesome! We shall post later.

-Demy

I've had to sit in the car a lot today, so I've had a lot of downtime. Here's another drawing of Senri. Little Senri. Being sold as a slave.
My babyyyy!

I Just Want...

I just want one normal monologue...that doesn't talk about sex....and Justin Beiber....and creepy things...

Don’t tell me how to feel. (long pause) I know what I feel...all I have ever done is feel. (remembering his mother, maybe holding a photograph of her that is all tattered) I felt when they took me away from my mother, and they made me watch her call out to me as they beat her....and laughed...I still remember them laughing at me for crying...so don’t tell me how to feel. All my crying , and all my feeling couldn’t save my mother....it only amused those...(with disgust) men...Men who abused her... right in front of me...and made me watch...before they slit her throat, and left her to die in my arms....you don’t know what I am feeling...I used to feel love...but I can’t anymore...all I feel is hate...hate for everything around me...even you.

So last night.. O...M...G.... I was watching TMZ with my BFF…FYI her name is J.C...to get the 411 on my latest peeps, aight.. When I see it’s official... all experts have agreed that Justin Bieber is out and Simon Curtis is in!!!! Holy Jonas Brothers!! JC and I immediately take out our Bold BB’s and start to BBM with all our worthy peeps. We had to save the popular kids in school from making a "my bad" the next morning at school. I mean one slip up like this could cost you your entire social career in (High / Middle) School. This one girl T.J. she didn’t get her BBM cause her mom grounded her for not doing her HW, whatever LOL… she showed up with a Justin Bieber T-shirt on at school the next day… let's just say she’s now the girl that check’s out AV equipment in the library. TTYL…..


Hello… I would like to take a moment to talk to all of you about the dangers of taking your parents to Disneyland. First off, we are all here with a big group, and who wants to be discovered by a classmate when your mom is wearing Mickey Ears, and asking your little brother how to write a text message… then of course, there is your dad’s fascination with roller coasters. This could go one of 2 ways, either really fun if he likes all the same rides you do… or if your dad is like mine, then you should avoid them altogether. My dad made me wait in line for the highest… the fastest, and most exciting ride at Disney… Space Mountain… the line was forever, then we climb into a car that zips off… I started to question my dad about the 4 corndogs he had wolfed down while waiting in line… then it happened… As soon as we hit the first dip in the track …(WWWWaaaaarrrffff!!!! ) my dad HURLS!!! I think it must have hit some people in the cars behind us, because for being at Disney.... I sure heard a lot of BAD language… thank god Space Mountain is in the dark so no one knew who did it. If you go… I suggest sitting in the front!


This is just disgusting now....I just want...a normal one...I may write my own if it's this bad....

First, it gets really, really cold. Then, the grown-ups start acting real nice... and smiling all the time. And that's not the worsest part! One night... he comes!....The scariest guy in the world! Santa Claus!
See you are just a little kid and you probably think Santa’s big and fat and jolly and gives you presents!
But, that's not what I heard! I heard that Santa's a bad guy. He's always creeping around watching you, keeping track of everything you do. And then, in the middle of the night, he breaks into your house with a big bag full of who knows what. Everyone says he’s got presents in that bag..... Or is that just what he wants you to think?!

And I'm not four either. What is this crap??



Haha, I found a good one, but it's a little short and candid. I may use it in IB though.

Meg: They're either married or gay. And if they're not gay, they've just broken up with the most wonderful woman in the world, or they've just broken up with a bitch who looks exactly like me. They're in transition from a monogamous relationship and they need more space. Or they're tired of space, but they just can't commit. Or they want to commit, but they're afraid to get close. They want to get close, you don't want to get near them.



Eerie, eh?



I really like this next one. I may use it.




Jody: Wait. For ten years, all I've wanted was to be one of American Ballet Company's perfect ballerinas. I've wanted to be you Juliette. But I'm not you, and I'm not perfect, I'm just me, (nervous giggle) bad feet and all. And, I'm staring to think I like that even better. (Jonathan leans forward to speak, Jodi cuts him off) No. Please don't. Because if you're not going to offer me a place in the company, then I don't want to hear it...and if you are...I might not have the strength to say no -- and then I'd be spending my best dancing years in the back of a corps waving a rose back and forth (deep breath) and I'm better then that. So...thank you, Jonathan for making me the best dancer I could be. I appreciate it more then I can say, really. Because the best dancer i can be is a principal in Cooper Nielson's new company.

I'm tired of looking at monos. I like this one.






Gonna go look at songs I guess....I'll save this and put it here too. I've already used one post for today.



I'm giving in and doing 'Let Me Be Your Star', just because I know it and I can focus on the mono. The mono I may or may not need...le sigh.

Love and Hugs, Boss.

-MEG
 

Getting Ready for LM Auditions

Well, Meg and Demy are getting ready for little mermaid auditions. (I really hope we don't do it like they do on Broadway and get on skates. 80 8-18 year old kids on a very small stage with roller skates and fish tales is not good.)

I'm not using my old mono that I used for Millie. It was too old english-y, and hard to remember. I'll go find one for a four year old. I don't think I ever posted my old one. Here it is:

CATHERINE: I wouldn't be you for a kingdom! Nelly, help me to convince her of her madness. Tell her what Heathcliff is: an unreclaimed creature, without refinement, without cultivation; an arid wilderness of furze and whinstone. I'd as soon put that little canary into the park on a winter's day, as recommend you to bestow your heart on him! It is deplorable ignorance of his character, child, and nothing else, which makes that dream enter your head. Pray, don't imagine that he conceals depths of benevolence and affection beneath a stern exterior! He's not a rough diamond - a pearl-containing oyster of a rustic: he's a fierce, pitiless, wolfish man. I never say to him, "Let this or that enemy alone, because it would be ungenerous or cruel to harm them;" I say, "Let them alone, because I should hate them to be wronged:" and he'd crush you like a sparrow's egg, Isabella, if he found you a troublesome charge. I know he couldn't love a Linton; and yet he'd be quite capable of marrying your fortune and expectations: avarice is growing with him a besetting sin. There's my picture: and I'm his friend -- so much so, that had he thought seriously to catch you, I should, perhaps, have held my tongue, and let you fall into his trap. Banish him from your thoughts. He's a bird of bad omen: no mate for you.



Yeah, not that.

I want to sing part of your world (I'm on the Disney side of youtube again, I've been here for hours...) but I figure they'll have a thousand girls singing part of your world, and I don't wanna be lumped in a group. I know I'll be in the chorus since this is my first year auditioning for this company, but I still wanna try to be memorable. So I've been on the youtube side of Disney. I'm freaking sucked in.

Or, I could pull a gubler and sing his version of part of your world....


Just eff yeah. And he's in Japan. And dressed as a turtle.

I would be remembered.....

No. Just no. I thought about singing Legally Blonde, but even if I took out Emmetts part and the breaks, it sounds weird. 'I won't say I'm in love' has more greek chorus than Meg. Hmmm...I feel like I'm stuck with this song....
Let Me Be Your Star doesn't really turn heads unless your Katherine McPhee.....

I'll keep looking.

Ciao Bella
-MEGARA

Crystal Poppin here with her first post of the new year! HAPPY NEW YEARS GUYS!!!! Okay, so, last night I went skating with Kaiden. *sigh* Just amazing. It started at 7 and ended at 1. Do you realize how much pain I am in?! Oh my gosh. My feet are dead, my ankles are numb, my freaking calves hurt, and my thighs have just started to hurt. But, back to my date. He wore the matching necklaces he got me for Christmas. I didn't think he would wear it! That just made me happy as hell. Okay, it was way more expensive tonight. I mean, we got three sessions in one and party hats and noise makers, but damn! Okay, we got in, got our skates on. Geez, he was terrible at first! I mean, I held his hand the entire time, but he kept slippin around and my arms/shoulders were tore up within a hour! Okay, at the skating rink with us, we had the freakin druggies. Meg, the chick that has a locker next to you was there with all her friends... Yeah, had to deal with that. Hm... Um, within two hours we had all our talking out, so, for a while, we were bored out of our minds because we couldn't think of anything to talk about. Since we weren't talking, I started singing the songs they were playing. I didn't think I was singing that loud until Kaiden said, "And you said you weren't a good singer." I didn't think I was being that loud! I felt myself blush and was like, "Shit, you heard that."
"Yeah, for the past three song. You're a really good singer." and then I started dying. I tried to stop singing, but I can't just stop singing. He kinda laughed and goes, "You think I still can't hear that?"
"Well, I know you can, but I don't really care anymore."
"Well keep singing then. I like hearing you sing. It's nice."
That made me blush like crazy and I almost fell.
Shortly afterward, I started falling, Kaiden tried to catch me, causing him to start to fall, I caught myself, tried to catch Kaiden, didn't work, and BAM! We both hit the floor. Of course I start laughing because I'm a clutz. I helped Kaiden up and noticed he looked... I don't know. Not like Kaiden, I guess. Kinda like something was bothering him, but didn't want anyone to know. I asked him multiple freaking times if he was okay and every time he said he was fine. I finally dropped it and we kept skating, his expression remaining the same.
Midnight rolled around (No pun intended there) and they started passing out the hats and noise makers. We were all sat around the walls of the rink and as soon as Kaiden sat down, he groaned. I look over at him and he's pulling on his arm. I heard a pop and Kaiden sighed. He turn to me and says, "I popped my arm back into socket. I'm good now." My jaw just kinda dropped. "Kaiden, are you telling me that when you fell you dislocated your arm?!" "Well, yeah." "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!" "Because I didn't want you to worry." "O_o Kaiden!" he shrugged... WTF KAIDEN!!!! WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!
We got our hats and I had to trade the color of hats for Kaiden. First it was purple, he handed it to me. They gave him another one and guess what. It was also purple. A girl that was beside me had red so I'm like, "Would you rather have purple?" "Sure!" *Trade* *Hand to Kaiden* "Thank you, Crystal." "You're quite welcome, Kaiden."
At midnight, Kaiden told me to head to a railing. Once the countdown was over, he leaned down and kissed me on the cheek. I was slightly disappointed. I mean, come on! I kissed you on the cheek last time! Am I seriously going to have to make all the moves?!?! I guess I was going to have to. I made plans to kiss him before we left.
We had another hour to skate. YAY!!! People were emptying out pretty quick by now. It was almost empty when couple went out to skate. We still weren't talking all that much so I was singing "God gave me you" and thinking about Kaiden. Then, I heard Kaiden start singing it!!! I was like, "OoO"  Omg I love him. Then the next song the same thing happened. And we were kinda lookin at each other during the chorus of the songs. :D  Made me happy.
Okay, my dad yelled at me because he called me three times. first time: Didn't feel my phone go off. Second time: Told me happy new years, hung up. Third time: couldn't hear at all and I told him this and then he hung up! I was kinda confused, but whatever. We had like 10 to 20 minutes left. I'll find out what he wanted later.
As we're leaving, Kaiden leans down for a hug and I give him one. We kinda pull back and look in each others eyes. Neither of us were leaving so I figured he wanted to kiss me too, so, almost simultaneously, we leaned in and kissed real quick! AH I WAS SO HAPPY!!!!!! It was unexplainable. I mean, I've kissed the Tall One and didn't really feel anything, but Kaiden... There was something. I felt something and I loved it.
We separated and start heading to our cars and I almost freaking fell on the ice and snow. Almost. Got in the car, got yelled at for not being outside sooner, yada yada yada, texted Kaiden... And again... And again... And again... I was starting to get really scared. I mean, it was getting ice and his dad had been drinking a little. I thought something happened. I tried to shake it off and blamed it on him falling asleep. I sent him a good night text. Went to sleep. Woke up at noon, still no text from him. Now I'm starting to think he was going to break up with me. I mean come on! Our first kiss then he stops texting me!!! WTF!!!
Later, after moping around the house and being all depressed, I got a call from my mommy... Kaiden lost his phone last night and now has a temporary number he's using. I then start spazing out because he only lost his phone. THANK THE LORD!!!! I started texting him and he kept apologizing for not getting a hold of me sooner. *Sigh* He had no idea how I felt, but I wasn't going to tell him that. He went back to the skating rink and found his phone.
We are still texting... Kinda... I sent him a text like 20 minutes ago and he hasn't responded... I think he fell asleep. I bet he's adorable when he's asleep.  One day I'll find out. :)  I really hope this one is real. This one has felt different from the ones before. My guard is almost down now. There's only a little bit left.
Kaiden, I love you babe. Please don't be playing me. 1 reason: Come on. Why would you even do that? It's just mean and I sure as hell don't deserve it. Second reason: I could kick your ass and you know I could. I'd be pissed off enough to do it. Third reason: I know where you live... You just got a new car... >:)  Be afraid. Fourth reason: I have so many friends willing to help me kick your ass, or do whatever the hell I wanted to do with you. Be afraid Kaiden. But, I'm mainly concentrated on the first reason. I don't deserve anymore games.



Crystal Poppin'

PICTURES OF TUESDAY

I'm making scenes on Doll Divine. This one is from CRIMINAL CRANIUM, when Melly first meets Johnny. She's wearing her brown dress, which she and Penny fight over.

"It's bronze."

"It's brown."

"Bronze."

"Brown!"

"It's better this way, you won't stick out."

"I'd rather be a raven than a robin..."

 

It's something like that. Penny says it's bronze, Melly says it's brown, but whatever. She doesn't like it, but she and Johnny meet and stuff happens. Go read if you wanna find out. I think this is chapter 11ish.

 

 

 

This is when Melly and Spencer first meet, and really start conecting. I'm sure Melly has made him blush tons of times.

Another little IB thing. Nessa mentioned how she always wore the most clothes, so I had to do this. We go undercover to a college sorority. Should be fun. I made the girls curl Nessa's hair, and she's all pissed and is going in the corner to read her book. (P.S, Ness, check out your shoes and socks!) Demy's fine with it, and Meg is loving it. I brought Reid along. I feel bad for Reid's roomates. :( His socks are orange. LOL. I put glasses on Meg 'cause I figured it would drive Spence nuts.

Huh, Meg's wearing the most clothes...what is this magic?

Just Meg and Reid. I may have already posted this.

Charlie and Melly when they first join the BAU. Don't laugh at Charlie's gay hair, it's the best thing I could find.

 

A continuation of my dorm idea? Hmm. Maybe.

Spence askes Meg to meet him by the pool, but she finds him gawking at the girls out in their skimpy clothes. Of course she's mad! She leaves, but he's still holding his boquet behind his back.

I need to release some serious IB ideas here, guys.

Even though Meg chose Spence on Christmas eve, Spence still has asked her to stay with Darcy till he proposes. Living with another man can still leave you with dreams....Meg has a dream of a family, a baby, with Darcy. X3

I'm sorry, I think it's cute.

A baby in a leaf...Darcy needs to get a job.

I'm becoming obessed with this India vacay I mentioned. Meg would be about sixteen. I mention Derek holding a pic of Meg sleeping beside Spencer, so here it is. Spencer is red from his body heat, or maybe he's having a naughty dream. You decide.

I'd say once she turns 17 or so is when he'd start to like her as more than a little girl. She gets more serious about college and law school, and I'd assume he'd tutor her every once in a while. As for Spencer's get up, I'd assume Meg talked him into getting it while they were shopping.

As for why Meg is in pink and purple, she's worn costumes and a little white ballet dress ever since she was little, and while in America I'm sure she went through a teenage girl phase, until finding it stupid and overrated. I'm sure she was probably 15ish 16ish when it happened, so that's why they are dressed like tham...I'mma make more pics for the India trip.

 

Meg and Reid, once again, on the India trip. Screw it, I'm writing a one-shot. It may be fairly long, I dunno, but I'm loving this. Again, Meg is all,"HELLO WORLD MY NAME IS HORMONAL!!" with her teenage-y pink. And with Reid's outfit, just assume the answer is Meg for the rest of the India pics. They're shopping, and Meg is asking, er begging Spencer to buy something for her. It's probably something stupid like a bow. He'd buy it, of course, and she'd try to pay him back, but he probably wouldn't let her. I think my idea of teenage Meg is just flipping adorable. I love Reid's,"Holy crap she's touching me," face. Even though he doesn't realize he likes her yet. He probably wouldn't until she grows out of that phase.

 

Another India trip pic. Meg stole Morgan's apple. Again, with their outfits, they are in India. Except I think Penny made Derek wear that....

 

Meg and Nessa on the India trip. Again, check out your socks and shoes, Ness. I think this trip would've been where we really became friends. Sure, we'd have been friends in the BAU, but Nessa really becomes Meg's best friend in this. Demy is with them in India, but for some reason, she's not in this picture....Time for me to attack our Agent Nom with Doll Divine....

 

 

Alrighty. Another India trip pic. Demy, Meg, Nessa.

Demy would be at the end of her internship here, maybe, and that's why we went. She'd be about 18 going on 19ish. Maybe this final night is the night Meg realizes she likes white more than color and girly things...Maybe Reid said something....

And Nessa will always be Nessa. :P

Again, the tights and shoes....

Penny probably had something to do with the bow, though. I may do one of Meg and Emily together, considering ya know, she's her mum....

 

 

 

Meg and Emily on the India Trip. I just realized that Meg's change of fashion may be due to the influence of both her mothers....hmmm...

DAWWWWW

 

India trip! Meg and Spence are at the pool when two tourist boys come up and flirt with our little blonde. She gives them her number....just another plot bunny for my story!!

Ness is working on IB as we speak. This is Tuesday, by the way. (yes, all these pictures, and it's tuesday. I don't live a very demanding life) It's hilarious, guys, you'll love it.

 

India trip!Spence helping Meg up the stairs. Maybe she snuck out, or maybe she just went to get a glass of water. Whatever. Maybe this is the moment where he goes,"What if I do like her..?"

 

And then his life become hell for the next several years......

 

Okay, I'd be all over writing this if I wasn't reading Nessa's writing. It's so legit. You go from me being all BLEEEHHHH to OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO PEE MYSELF.

 

No kidding.

 

 

I'm working on my India Trip story right now. This is so long, and I have one more post to use today in thirty minutes, I guess I'll just use this.

 

Meg's outfit at the airport in my India Trip story

 

This is basically Meg's outfit in the beginning...and later there is less. I just realized I made her naked for 60% of chapter one...I should probably edit that and make it less awkward....

 

 

-MEG

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Withdrawals...

I love my dad, but I kinda want to go back to my mom's house. Not that I necessarily want to be around her, but I want to play Assassin's Creed. Badlyyy...
And plus, I've been here since Saturday. I generally only stay on the weekends here. My system is all thrown out of whack.
Oh well. I'll just stay here for the time being and obsess over +Anima. Speaking of which, I drew Cooro. Eating an apple. Mmm.

-Demy

I love his face. He's just like, "No, I did NOT steal this apple. Go away..."

Meg Is a Party Animal

Dear Boss,

Megara here. Just had my bros party. I'm going into a sugar coma. I made punch, and then my mother yelled at me because I was taking too long. It would've taken longer if I hadn't been there. Just saying.

My baby cousin was there, and then refused to leave when it came time to leave. I so would've baby sitted if my mom had let me.....

Wow, this day went by fast.

I can hear my mom yelling at me from down stairs. Great. Great. She's gonna freaking kill me...
Gawd, put in a tampon. I just like when she acts like she actually likes me when family's around. Now she's gonna beat the crap outta me because it's been raging in her for two hours.

I haven't done much on my story today...okay, I haven't done anything. I've been with my brother all day. Dem, when are the little mermaid auditions again? Just askin.

Love and Prayers,

-MEG

BRAVE/#BUNHEADS MARATHON/LES MIS JOKES!!!

Megaroo, here, with her first post of the New Year!! My resolution, as I made known, is to post less. 3 times a day is minimum, not including stories and emergency/big news posts.
Anyway, my brother and I watched BRAVE for the first time. Merida is so legit. If I could actually, I would draw her. I am upset they didn't stick with tradition and give her a prince, though. They had the set up and everything with the evillish bear! I mean, they could've made him been all,"Oh, I saw the error of my ways in your eyes, Princess! Save me from the spell with a kiss!!"
Twould be legit. And with Disney tradition.

OMG, They are playing a BUNHEADS marathon (season two starts next Monday!! Eep!!) and my bro and I were watching they made a Les Mis joke I never noticed.

Michelle:Okay, ladies, let me tell you the cold truth of being a dancer. On Broadway, they show doesn't stop because you have to use the potty. Les Mis is a three hour show. Sure, there's an intermission, but between costume changes and trying to figure out whether or not Marius is straight--right, potty break now, Les Mis lecture later.



Michelle was talking to her toddler class. X3 So cute.

I'm recording DIRTY DANCING and BURLESQUE, which are both on ABC FAMILY, starting at 5 p.m.

My brother's birthday party also starts at that time. I should probably be getting ready soon.

Love and hugs,

-MEGARA JULES GIRY

(POST 1/3 FOR 1/1/2013)

My dad and stepdad...

Well. My dad either thinks I'm fat or lazy. Or both. He came in my room earlier telling me to go get on the treadmill. Love you, dad.

Meanwhile, my stepdad is attempting to play Assassin's Creed. I have been texting him instructions on what to do. He's been playing for almost an hour and has just barely gotten out of the tutorial.

Le sigh...

-Demy

FML

Nessa here and my parents are talking about pot and how it gave my dad long lasting erections. FML!!!!!!

GUESS WHO GOT LUCKY!!!!

Crystal!
And not in that way!

Her and Kaiden went skating and they kissed~ LIPS, BABEH!

I'm happy for you, hon. Even if Kaiden is a major wad most of the time, he does actually treat you like a lady.

That's all the info I have, other than that Crys is sore from skating.

-Demy, on Crystal's behalf

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I WONDERED WHY ALL THOSE NOISES WERE GOING ON OUTSIDE!!! IT'S MIDNIGHT!!

HAPPY 2013 EVERYONE!!

I guess I should get some sleep now, guys....

Heres a pick of the BAU girls in their fairy forms.

 

Meg, Nessa, Demy.

 

Gnight and happy new year all. Make a wish, and may it come true! Your all in my prayers tonight!

 

-MEGARA, YOUR ALBINO

 

WOOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!

-Demy