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The Questions

Date this form was created: 11/26/2012 6:35 p.m.
Full name: Megara Jules Giry (pseudonym)
Reason, meaning or purpose behind the name: Named after Andrew Lloyd Webber's character from his PTO series. Not the innocent Paris version, but the stripper on Coney Island version. Don't ask me.
Nickname: Meg, Meggie, Albino, Vee
Reason for nickname: My friends are on crack
Race: Bitch, I'm Caucasian. I'm white. Like, fricken white. Albino.
Occupation/class: As of today, I am a freshman.
Social class: Bottom of the food chain. Nerdy as you can get.

Physical Appearance:

Age: 14
How old they appear: According to my cousin's stupid girlfriend and the woman at the vet, 16 or older, which is really stupid...
Eye Color: Pale blue/ blue-grey. According to Crystal's boyfriend, white. No.
Glasses or contacts? Bifocals that I rarely wear.
Hair color length and style: Honey-blonde I guess. Naturally dirty blonde. To my midback.
Weight and height: Girl please....
Type of body (build): CURVY. Voluptuous Vee.
Skin tone and type (i.e., harry, slimy, scaly, oily, fair, burns easily): Again, very pale. Fair, I don't go out in the sun. Last time I got a sunburn, it was raining really hard and I was outside for an hour.
Shape of face: Oval, I think
Distinguishing marks (dimples, moles, scars, birthmarks, etc.): Apparently a VERY faint scar above my right eye. Birthmark on my left leg, shaped like Lincoln's face. And my left boob is supposedly bigger than my right.
Predominant feature: ...I guess my butt.
Is s/he healthy? I don't have Aids. Good enough for me. :)
If not, why not? Or why are they healthy? SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IS BAD BEFORE MARRIAGE
Do they look healthy? Why/why not? I'm ain't skinny!! Society is stupid!!

Favorites:

Person's favorite color: What is the purpose of a favorite color? Whose the idiot that said I had to have one?
Least favorite, why? PINK. BECAUSE IT'S STUPID
Music? Musicals, classical...anything but (gross) rap, pop, and (some) country.
Least favorite music, why? SEE ABOVE
Food: Food is food, bro.
Literature: Give me a book, I'll read it. Percy Jackson, Twilight, Harry Potter, Pride and Prejudice, (and thing Austen or Bronte) Gone with the Wind, Hush, Hush, Cirque Du Freak...anything.
Expressions: MEEEHHHH!!!
Expletives (curse): I try not to, but it's probably 'SON OF A WITCH'
Mode of transport: I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE!! IT'S MY PARENT'S CAR OR MY BIKE!!
Hobbies: Reading, writining, sewing, singing, dancing, drawing
How do they spend a rainy day? Standing in the middle of it. It's the only time I go outside....The sun if flipping evil...

Personality:

Are they a daredevil or cautious? I'm albino. What do you think.
Do they act the same alone as when with someone? School:...Meh... Friends: WOO-HOO PARTY!!
Habits: Chewing flesh off thumb when nervous...you wanted to know...
Drinks: Umm...water? I'm 14...DR. PEPPER!!
How much: When I'm thirsty? This question is weird...
Greatest Strength: Literature
Greatest Weakness: Being social
Soft spot: Children
Is their soft spot obvious, why/why not: You have to see me with little strange kids. I beat the crap outta my brother.
If not, how do they hide it: XXXX
Biggest Vulnerability: Letting people into my thoughts

Background:

Hometown: Nice try.
Type of childhood: Effed up.
First Memory: ...I DON'T KNOW!! THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD TIME I'VE BEEN ASKED!!
Most important child hood event that still effects him/her: Suicide attempt at age 8
Why? ...You figure it out.
Education: 9th grade.
Religion: Southern Baptist
Finances:...I'm 14 years old...

Family:

Mother: Meg's Mom
Relationship with her: Effed up
Father: Meg's Dad
Relationship with him: Non-existant
Siblings, How many, relationship with each: Little bro. I lurv him, even though he doesn't think I do. He's like my son.
Children of siblings: He's 10. The sperm count isn't leaving yet.
Other extended family: I don't have the time to list out all of my flipping cousins from hick-country.
Close? Why or why not:...Depends on who you ask....

Attitude:

Most at ease when: Home alone.
Most ill at ease when: Speaking in small groups. (I do fine on stage in front of 1,500 people though...)
Priorities: My grades
Philosophies: Work hard, harder than you can, and you can almost reach what you need.
How they feel about themselves: Ranges from worthless to semi-normal
Past failure they would be embarrassed to admit: Getting a B in a class
Why? Because... I will admit to being an overachiever
If granted one wish what would it be, why? ...Never to be born. I don't want to deal with all this...

Traits:

Optimist or pessimist? Why? Realist. People consider me a pessimist
Introvert or extrovert? Why? Introvert. People are weird.
Drives and motives: The faster I get the best grades, the faster I get out of here...
Talents: Singing/acting
Extremely skilled at: reading/writing
Extremely unskilled at: The evil sport of softball
Good characteristics: ....My ass is huge?
Character flaws: My ass is huge.
Mannerisms: Petting the tips of my hair.
Peculiarities: Again, chewing the flesh off thumb
Biggest regret: Being born.
Minor regrets: Living.
Biggest accomplishment: ...
Minor accomplishments: ...
Darkest secret: I guess the whole suicide thing...Not really that dark, though...
Does anyone know? Just my closest friends. My family doesn't. And you people on the internet who don't know me.
How did they find out:I told them, stupid.

Self-perception:

One word they would use to describe themselves: Boring.
One paragraph of how they would describe themselves: I've been misunderstood, leading to depression 'cause my head is screwed up. My family doesn't like me around because I wasn't the perfect cheerleader. I'm not the perfect child, I never will be, and I can't wait to get out of this town, change my name, and never come back.
What do they consider their best physical characteristic and why: I'm smart, I guess...
The worst one? Why? Anti-Social.
Are they realistic assessments? How the flip should I know? My mind is messed up.
If not, why not? xxxxx
How they think others preserve them: Quiet, dorky, nerdy, smart.
What four things would they most like to change about themselves: I don't care, honestly.
Why? 'Cause people are stupid.
If they were changed would they be the same person, why/why not: Probably not. I don't wanna change though.
Would changing of number 1 make them more happy? Why/why not: Nope. I am the way I am and if you change me...more power to ya.

Interaction with other people:

How do they relate to others: Relate? What is this magic?
How are they perceived by strangers: Quiet, nerdy, smart.
Friends: Crystal, Demy, Ness, Christine, Viktor, Harry, Bread, Teddybear, TheCrazyRedHead, YoungSpencerReid, Axel, Cat, Elmo...there are more, but I don't really like them...
Wife/husband/lover: Is this some kind of joke?
How do they view peers: Mother effing...UGGGHHHHH
First impression of the them: IDIOTS!! ALL OF THEM ARE POT-SMOKING, HOE-BANGING IDIOTS!!
why? BECAUSE!! DO YOU GO TO PUBLIC SCHOOL?!
What happens to change this perception: Psh. Shall never be changed...
What do people like most about this them: I don't talk.
What do they dislike most about them: I don't talk.

Goals:

Immediate: Get straight A's.
Long term: Get out of this town, HERE I COME, NYC!!
How do they plan to accomplish them: Get straight A's. FULLRIDE SCHOLORSHIP, BABY!!
How will others be effected by this: Effected? Who'll notice I'm gone?

Problems/Crisis:

How do they react in a crisis: Flip out.
How do they face problems: Avoiding it...
Kind of problems they usually run into: Family...
How they react to new problems: Cry for about a few days. Have panic attacks.
How they react to change:Adapt. Get over it.

General:

Favorite clothing, why: My comfy purple sweater :)
Least favorite, why: The ugly shirts my grandma got me....
Jewelry: '2 LEGIT 2 QUIT' Choir braclett. Peacock earrings occasionally.
Other accessories: Blue/black hair tie on wrist.
Drives: A purple ten speed bike.
Where do they live: You're funny...
Where do they want to live: NYC! CONEY! PARIS! LONDON! ROME! ITALY! SYDNEY!
Spending habits, why: Impulse buying....books...music. NO SELF CONTROL
What do they do too much of, why: Read. What else is there to do?
Most prized possession, why: Um...I don't know. Why, do I have to have one?
People they secretly admire, why: Marilyn Monroe. But that's no secret. She stood up for what she believed in, and she was more than a sex-symbol. She was hope.
Person they are most influenced by, why: Book characters. Elizabeth Bennet.
Most important person in their life, why: Jesus. Contradicts everything said above. (Sorry, God)
How do they spend time: Reading, writing, singing, dancing, listening to music...