BLOGGER AWARDS, WRITTEN BY CHRISTINE DAAE.
Christine-Thank you, Megara (Vee, ehmm) I guess I'll go ahead and give out the first award of the night!
Blogger award for most characters/blog that go towards obsessive is....NESSAROSE THROPP!!
Ness-*Jumps onto stage* OMF thank you so much I had no idea-!
Christine-YOU'RE WELCOME!! *Pushes Nessa off stage*
Nessa-Ehhh....*twitch*
Christine-The next award is...well, a given.
Blogger award for most created blogs...Meeeeggggg Giry!!
Meg-*hops up with parasol, dressed in Coney garb* Thaaaa-ahh-ahh-aaahhhhnnnnkkk yoooouuu!! *sing-song voice* And I've prepared a little soo-ha-onggg-!!
Christine-Oh, yay...
Meg-IIIIIIII-
Christine-*kicks* THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SHOOTING ME, WITCH!!
Blogger award for sexiest name goes to...CRYYYSTTTAAALLL POPPIN'!!
Christine-Um...can I ask what you are poppin'?
Crystal-MAH PILLS!!
Christine-...Hm...
Blogger Award for Most Original Name is....DEMY NOM!!
Christine-Demytra, would you tells us how you got the name 'Demy'?
Demy-Well, you see, there's this video game-
Nessa-*throws shoe* THIS POST IS ONLY SO LONG!! WE HAVE OTHER CRAP TO DO TONIGHT!!
Christine-...Pushy. Anyhoo...
Blogger Award for most partnered blogs...CHRISTINE AND MEG!!
Meg-*runs on stage and hugs Christine while jumping up and down*
Christine-OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE WE-
Meg-*shoves off Christine* Bitch, please. I started OG, And wrote the whole last season.
Christine-Because you wouldn't let me! You said you wanted it to be serious!! I only do the funny things!!
Meg-Girl, please! I can't be funny!
Christine-Whatever. You are all....death...dark...abortion...
Meg-Oh, Bitch, please. Crys! Hold my earrings!!
Blogger Award for most random Cat fight...Meg and Christine...
Crystal-Aw, hell, that's no official!! Do you even read the posts when Meg and I are on our periods?!!
Demy-That does get pretty interesting...Five bucks on Christine.
Crystal-You're on.
Crystal-And that concludes tonight's blogger awards...I have to go take two idiots to the ER. See you later!!
Meg-IS THIS PART OF ME SUPPOSED TO BLEED THAT MUCH?!
Christine-Aw man...my sternum...
Meg-THAT'S NOT YOUR STERNUM YOU IDIOT, THAT'S YOUR CLAVICLE!!
*Inside jokes...they never get old...*
Christine-Thank you, Megara (Vee, ehmm) I guess I'll go ahead and give out the first award of the night!
Blogger award for most characters/blog that go towards obsessive is....NESSAROSE THROPP!!
Ness-*Jumps onto stage* OMF thank you so much I had no idea-!
Christine-YOU'RE WELCOME!! *Pushes Nessa off stage*
Nessa-Ehhh....*twitch*
Christine-The next award is...well, a given.
Blogger award for most created blogs...Meeeeggggg Giry!!
Meg-*hops up with parasol, dressed in Coney garb* Thaaaa-ahh-ahh-aaahhhhnnnnkkk yoooouuu!! *sing-song voice* And I've prepared a little soo-ha-onggg-!!
Christine-Oh, yay...
Meg-IIIIIIII-
Christine-*kicks* THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SHOOTING ME, WITCH!!
Blogger award for sexiest name goes to...CRYYYSTTTAAALLL POPPIN'!!
Christine-Um...can I ask what you are poppin'?
Crystal-MAH PILLS!!
Christine-...Hm...
Blogger Award for Most Original Name is....DEMY NOM!!
Christine-Demytra, would you tells us how you got the name 'Demy'?
Demy-Well, you see, there's this video game-
Nessa-*throws shoe* THIS POST IS ONLY SO LONG!! WE HAVE OTHER CRAP TO DO TONIGHT!!
Christine-...Pushy. Anyhoo...
Blogger Award for most partnered blogs...CHRISTINE AND MEG!!
Meg-*runs on stage and hugs Christine while jumping up and down*
Christine-OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE WE-
Meg-*shoves off Christine* Bitch, please. I started OG, And wrote the whole last season.
Christine-Because you wouldn't let me! You said you wanted it to be serious!! I only do the funny things!!
Meg-Girl, please! I can't be funny!
Christine-Whatever. You are all....death...dark...abortion...
Meg-Oh, Bitch, please. Crys! Hold my earrings!!
Blogger Award for most random Cat fight...Meg and Christine...
Crystal-Aw, hell, that's no official!! Do you even read the posts when Meg and I are on our periods?!!
Demy-That does get pretty interesting...Five bucks on Christine.
Crystal-You're on.
Crystal-And that concludes tonight's blogger awards...I have to go take two idiots to the ER. See you later!!
Meg-IS THIS PART OF ME SUPPOSED TO BLEED THAT MUCH?!
Christine-Aw man...my sternum...
Meg-THAT'S NOT YOUR STERNUM YOU IDIOT, THAT'S YOUR CLAVICLE!!
*Inside jokes...they never get old...*
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