Jasper time by Nessa

Okay so you probably see this is a Jasper post. I freaking want to bear his children!!! He should come get locked in my closet. I know a couple of these aren't him but they were so funny! I also live Alice telling Nessie about them meeting and all I can imagine is Nessie then stabbing her in the back and stealing her man. Obviously I have had way to much caffeine.
Goodnight, Nessa