My mom has seen both Twilight and New Moon, so we spent today watching Eclipse and BD part 1 so she could be caught up, and now she's addicted so we are most definately going tomorrow.
*Bella walks into the room on isle Esme*
Mom-That's where they're gonna do the hippity dippity
Me-*facepalm*
Edward-I...I promised we would try...
Mom-I can't get it up in the water, so we may have to go inside.
Me-O_O
*they go into house*
Mom-Told you!!
Mom-Wait...Jacob just...imprinted on Renesmee??That's so mean!!
OKAY, THE HOUSEKEEPER IN BD IS THE THIRD WIFE IN ECLIPSE!!! GO LOOK!!! IT'S TRUE!!!
I learned that Fricken is the German F bomb. How did I learn this? Alfons. Go bro.
*Bella walks into the room on isle Esme*
Mom-That's where they're gonna do the hippity dippity
Me-*facepalm*
Edward-I...I promised we would try...
Mom-I can't get it up in the water, so we may have to go inside.
Me-O_O
*they go into house*
Mom-Told you!!
Mom-Wait...Jacob just...imprinted on Renesmee??That's so mean!!
OKAY, THE HOUSEKEEPER IN BD IS THE THIRD WIFE IN ECLIPSE!!! GO LOOK!!! IT'S TRUE!!!
I learned that Fricken is the German F bomb. How did I learn this? Alfons. Go bro.
Demy, wht does this remind you of? Lol.
I like Jacob with the wig so much better.
This concerns me because my brother spent twenty minutes ranting on Jacob's pecks and how hot Alec was. He really needs to spend less time with me. He can also say PTO word for word. I am a failure...
BoyScoutLeader-*to me* Hey, you awake in there?
Me-*thinks* Yes, you obese man child, I came here to run around town collecting food for the food pantry to help my community and you because you won't get your fat ass out of the car like last Saturyday when you didn't even come. Now shut up and eat a twinkie.
Aw...if he eats the last twinkie, I'll have to kick his ass....
Can anyone else tell I'm on my period?
-MEG
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