Monday, November 5, 2012

PISSY MUM, JANE AUSTEN, AND BROKEN ALBINO LEGS

Okay, in order:

my mom slapped me across my face last night calling me a 'f*cking brat'

why? I just gave out the random fact she could sell me to China for like, 300. Actually, you could probably sell me for a lot more than that...like, 3,000. Depends on what they are looking for.
I told Demy and she spazzed. It really wasn't that big of a deal...

I've got my Jane Austen Oral today!! (not what I meant, creeps). Scared! No idea what to do !! I need paper!! WISH YOUR ALBINO BROKEN LEGS!! WISH THEEEMMMM!!!

I REMEMBERED MY PACKET!! GUESS WHO DOESN'T HAVE TO DO FOUR HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE?? THIS ALBINO!!


Okay, I've already done three hours this fall with Demy, and I've helping the boy scouts later to fill the food pantry. I'M JUST A BUCKET OF AWESOMENESS!!!

LOL.

Fundraising. "Hi, relative from Ohio! I don't see you, ever, and didn't know you existed til my mom showed me her address book. Please send money. Toodles!!"

*sigh*

I feel so bad....


-MEGARA JULES GIRY
 

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