Sunday, June 30, 2013

You Fuzzbag.

Ok. So. Ninjabridge, I just discovered, is indeed a fan based parody of a fan based parody. They parody Naruto Abridged. Which is freakin hilarious by the way. And yes, it did come out before Ninjabridge.
Seriously, they started the "Shut. The hell up. You fuzzbag." thing
And they talk about One Piece ALL THE TIME
Sasuke is emo. As always.
They call the one kid Gilligan.
AND SASUKE SAYS ENNETHING. AND IT'S THE SAME EPISODE THEY USE IN NINJABRIDGE. THIS IS SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS. I LOVE IT.

AND THE ROWER.
OMG.

-Demy

Ohhhh whyyyy

I just broke.
Like seriously.
This makes me want to cry thinking about it.

But dude... Even though Itachi killed the Uchiha, a war started anyway, so... Maybe he shouldn't have done it... That probably would've gone better. Even if the Uchiha were planning a coup... But stiiillll.... Whatever. I'm broken.

And so many things wouldn't have happened and NEJI WOULD BE ALIVE. *cries*

And this.
This is too accurate... Jugo is always talking to birds, and he's so adorable and sweet and awkward... And he's voiced by Travis Willingham. Bonus. (And he seriously freakin reminds me of Kain like omg it's perfect)

Sigh. I'm done.

-Demy

THANK YOU

This is perf
Because I seriously can't see most of them as male or female, even though I know they're male... Well kinda. I think.
Crona is questionable. I don't think he actually does have a gender.
And then Envy  can be whatever he wants.
And Grell is just a flaming homosexual.
And Haku...just looks extremely feminine... Oh Haku...

-Demy

Yeehaw

I've accomplished drawing things~ on my DS~

ISH MEEEE~~~~ it took me like an hour and forty minutes to do this. I'm pretty proud of myself.

Kain I was too lazy to really finish coloring. I just kinda shaded his clothes and was like screw it. But I seriously love the shading on his face. Loooove~ and his beautiful hair which I was also too lazy to finish.

I'm not saying who this is. Because Meg will shank me if I do. But yeah. This was my first time coloring on the app I use. Twas fun. And I'm very happy with the result.

-Demy

(Ugh. These ear plugs hurt. Now I'm faced with two choices: leave them in and have them hurt, or take them out and have my ears bleed listening to this horrid music... Decisions decisions...)

Aahhhh

Thank God for ear plugs.

I often have to use these in the morning for similar reasons. My step mom blaring music, and my brother carving wood on a lathe in the basement. Right below my room. And it's loud.

-Demy

I swear...

My step mom is probably more of a teenager than I am.
Seriously.
She keeps blaring her trashy music through the house and singing off key.

While I'm sitting in here wanting to read.

I'm seriously sure there has to be something wrong with this picture.

Another thing, she teaches first grade. And she's working on school stuff while listening to songs about sex and alcohol.
WTF.

-Demy

SERIOUSLY SHE IS IN A ROOM ALL THE WAY DOWN THE HALL FROM MINE AND I CAN HEAR THE MUSIC PERFECTLY THROUGH MY CLOSED DOOR. I SWEAR SHE NEEDS HEARING AIDS.

I Came Back.

I still have to type my two English papers and I just started the book. Then two more books after it. I'm going to die. And I found out I will probably have to drop choir. My schedule is so jacked up. Ah well. Anybody know when Meg may come back? I have stories for her to go over if she wants to. I need them ready in a couple of weeks. Ya'll can read them if you want. Actually, please do read them. Then tell me what you think:)-Ness
P.S. I finished Sherlock. I bawled like a baby. And then I made the mistake of reading fanfiction. So much slash!!! Watson and Holmes slash! My eyes have died. They are just bros people.

Doesn't Moriarty look gay? Gotta love his O face though;)

And then it's the Hobbit and the dragon Smaug. And Khan.
Byes


Sorry

Demy, I have an excuse. I've been at my dad since Friday. I literally JUST got back home. Sorry. 


Crystal

Y. U. NO. LET. ME. SLEEP.

I WOKE UP EVEN EARLIER TODAY!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!


-Demy

Saturday, June 29, 2013

IGSSSS

Like seriously I need more Iggy omg. His fanbase is like *this* big.

I've gotten my family to start reading Maximum Ride together, so maybe I can start ranting to my step mom about how perf Iggy is...

AND SCREW YOU JAMES PATTERSON FOR NOT WRITING ENOUGH ABOUT IGGY

AND HAVING THE AUDACITY TO NAME HIM AFTER YOURSELF

-Demy

Why am I awake?

I woke up at 9:30. This isn't right.
GOSH DANG IT BRAIN LET ME SLEEP!!!

-Demy

I can't--

Omg. Kingdom Hearts is just so perfect I can't. I seriously am just on tumblr looking at KH stuff and my heart huuuuurts! I seriously want to cry at how beautiful kh is... UGGGHHHHH KH3 PLEASE BE RELEASED SOOOONNN!!!
I seriously can't wait to see how they tie up the story... Like, they legit have a lot of stuff to cover.
But it would be lovely to see Demyx's Somebody.
Like look at this adorable thing. He's just so perf. He needs more screen time.


Sigh. OMG AND TERRA. DUDE. THEY NEED TO GET TERRA BACK. THEY NEED TO GET XEHANORT'S PERVERTED OLD HEART OUT OF TERRA'S PERFECT BODY RIGHT NOW.

AND VENTUS. VENTUS WILL WAKE UP. AND AQUA WILL GET SAVED FROM THE REALM OF DARKNESS. I JUST CAN'T CONTAIN MY EMOTIONS.

And Riku. Riku is a Keyblade Master now. This rocks. Im so proud of my baby. 

I'm still trying to warm up to the fact that Lea has a keyblade. Idk. It just won't click in my brain.
Speaking of Lea, there needs to be more of the Somebodies~~~ Like. Dude. Ienzo is so fine and not emo now. And Dilan might be relevant. And Aeleus and Ienzo's bromance can continue. And Even will still be creepy, but for some reason, I am kind of fond of him...

And on a totally different note, I'd like to point out that, for some reason, the KH designs for Peter Pan always make him end up looking extremely homosexual and high as shit.
Point made.

-Demy

Friday, June 28, 2013

Dudes

Everyone was mad that Meg and I weren't on here for a while.
Now I'm the only one that posts.
Wtf.
Lol oh well.
I love you all.

-Demy

ANSEM I HATE YOU

I've been stuck fighting Ansem in Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance for a few days now, AND HES REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME OFF. LIKE HE HAS TWELVE BARS OF HEATH. THAT IS FUCKED UP. I SWEAR THIS MAN IS SEPHIROTH'S RELATIVE.
ANSEM CAN TAKE HIS DARKNESS AND SHOVE IT UP HIS HEARTLESS ASS. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
SERIOUSLY HE SHOULD HAVE DISAPPEARED AFTER CHAIN OF MEMORIES LIKE SERIOUSLY WTF. RIKU NEEDS TO DEAL WITH HIS DANG DARKNESS ALREADY BEFORE I JUMP IN THERE AND PIMP SLAP IT OUT OF HIM.

-Demy(x)

IGGY IS BLIND

Duh, right?

Ok. So I'm trying to write a fan fic about Iggy. But it's in third person limited, which I regret doing. Not only do I not get to talk about what's going on in Iggy's mind most of the time but...HE IS BLIND AND THEREFORE I CANNOT DESCRIBE THINGS. I just always have to be like "He assumed she *blah blah blah*" and "He guessed she most likely was *blablablah*" and "He was probably in a forest. Maybe."
GRRRRRRRRRR. IGGY I LOVE YOU BUT YOU MAKE IT DIFFICULT TO WRITE.
Iggy, my baby, I just don't know what to do with you...

-Demy

Thursday, June 27, 2013

OKAY STAHP

ME AND MY STEP BROTHER SHARE A BATHROOM AND I CAN HEAR EVERY SOUND. HE IS EITHER MAKING NOISES WITH HIS MOUTH OR IM HEARING THE STRANGEST CRAP TAKING IN THE UNIVERSE.

HELP MEEEE.

-Demy

Seriously. It won't stop!!!

I read the latest chapter of Black Butler

MY OVARIES. THEY HAVE EXPLODED.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE YOU SEXY MAN BEAST?

-Demy

Quoth the raven, "#SWAG SWAG SWAG"

I found this picture and thought it was worth sharing
Modern English class in a nutshell? :P lol

Oh. This too

THIS. THIS TO SUZANNE COLLINS, JAMES PATTERSON, AND OTHER AUTHORS THAT MAKE ME ANGRY.
ESPECIALLY JAMES PATTERSON.


So. I've been jumping around fandoms recently. Like, just this week I've been juggling Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kingdom Hearts, and Maximum Ride. Usually I can't even get Naruto and Fma to coexist peacefully in my head. This is just ridiculous. 

But still. Maximum Ride tho.
I miss it.
I miss Iggy.
Which is why I'm writing a fan fic about him.
But I have no idea where it's going.
#yolo

And the MR ship names are so weird... Like, Nudge and Iggy is Niggy. Am I the only one who sees a problem with this? Seriously, it would be fine if Nudge wasn't black.
And then there's Fang an Iggy, Figgy. I'd like to point out that Fang actually legitimately came up with that ship name.  Remember in School's Out- Forever?

Iggy: Hey, Fnick, can I change the channel? There's a game on.
Fang: Sure. Make yourself at home, Figgy.

AND THUS THE SHIP SET SAIL.
I'm not on the ship.
I'd like to sink that ship actually.
Iggy is in no relationships.
Especially not with Ella the Whiny Bitch.
Nope.
Definitely not.

-Demy

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Sigh

I really shouldn't read weird fan fictions before bed....


-Demy

Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Doodles. Kinda.

I have this one drawing app on my 3DS and I love it so much X3
I've been on it for over two hours. What am I drawing you ask? Take a wild guess.
Kain obviously. Do I ever draw anyone else? XD
This is about as much as I have colored.

He looks so much like Scar. I need someone to punch me in the face for making him look much like Scar. But he's still cute... Just look at that face X3
I still have a lot to color though... His hair needs fixed and I've started coloring his jacket, but I have quite a bit more on that to do. And then there's his pants, but it doesn't show very much of them, so I'm good.
But yeah:

-Demy

Monday, June 24, 2013

Well hi there!

Sorry I've been MIA for a few days... I just haven't had much to say. I still don't really. All I could really talk about right now is Kingdom Hearts probably.... That's my current obsession lol. SINCE KINGDOM HEARTS 3 HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED!! WOOHOOOO!!!!

Might have something to say later. Idk.

-Demy

Looks like we're doing okay

Well, I can say that with the few times I've posted, we've been doing okay view wise. They were slowly rising, then when I went away for a while, they started dropping. I'm trying, okay. I truly am. I just don't see the point of blogging everything I do. I'm sorry to all bloggers out there. You may have a quite wonderful blog, I, however, have no point in blogging. This blog is kind of like FaceBook with only me posting. Nothing happens in my life major enough to talk about. I sit at home and... Sit at home. Hang out with Kaiden occasionally, but nothing major. I'll bore you if I talk about Kaiden constantly. I save you that boringness. So, I guess since I have nothing to talk about, I'll go ahead and leave now.
OH! That show 'Whodunnit' is wonderful! I wanna be on it so freakin bad! It seems like a lot of fun! I highly recommend you watching it. ABC at 8 every Monday night. Absolutely wonderful. It's like an interactive clue game. Seems like a lot of fun. Okay, NOW I'm leaving. :P  Bye guys



Crystal Poppin

Sunday, June 23, 2013

I know

I dont know where all the white girls at but they arent on here. And its wierd because the two girls who type the most have gone MIA. Its now are duty to keep the blog from withering away.- Nessa

Yeah

I assume she's busy with babysitting and everything. Or maybe she just doesn't like talking to people. You never know with Meg. Lol, just kiddin. She's probably just busy and stuff. But not enough happens for me to keep this blog up by myself. WHERE'D ALL THE GIRLS GO?!

Saturday, June 22, 2013

I MISSED PEOPLE!!!!!!!!

It's nice to see someone else on here. Meg won't text me back:( it's nice to communicate with someone:D-Nessa

Ha

Yeah, it's a rare occasion I get on at all. Meg and Dem seem to be busy so I try to keep it up. 

Friday, June 21, 2013

CRYSTAL!!!

PEOPLE!! THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE ON THE BLOG!! I MISSED PEOPLE!!! YAY!! -Nessa

Blarg

I. Hate. Cleaning. You know that!?


Crystal

Why

Okay, my sister loves watching that show Austin and Ally. Every time it comes on, I'm like, Austin and Ally should be together... WHY DO I FUCKING CARE?!?!?!!!?!!?!?! I mean, the show is stupid and I only watch it because my sis yells at me if I change it. Just... Stupid. 

I had a dream about Freddy from iCarly last night. It was fucked up. His mother was very abusive towards me. Freddy and I slept in the same bed, him sleeping normally and I sleeping in the corner of the bed, and his mom was like, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED  TO BE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH MISSY!!!"
I was like, "there's nothing wrong with this."
"Oh I know how teenagers are. You two sleeping in the same bed leads to sex and sex leads to kids and kids lead to school dropping and dropping out of school leads to being poor and homeless and being poor and homeless leads to dying early."
I was very upset and got right up in her face and was like, "Well I'm a hell of a lot smarter than you are bitch, because that ain't gonna happen while I'm not married." I proceeded to stomp out of the house in my pajamas and walk home. Ms. Benson then had to talk to my mother, and Freddy drove me back to their house. She came back yelling at me that I was not to be back in this house ever again. I smiled, stood up, and turned to Freddy. 
"Don't you hate being treated like a child, Freddy? How about you prove to your mom that you're old enough to decide who you want and don't want as your friends. Prove it by kissing me." 
Freddy looked shocked and his mom looked as if she could kill me. He got up and kissed me. Ms. Benson grabbed me by the hair and shoved me to the floor and shoved Freddy on his couch. She dragged me through the house by my hair, ranting about how I was not to talk to Freddy, I was not to look at Freddy, I was not to touch Freddy, yada yada yada. The front of the house had six concrete/rock mixed steps. She shoved me down them. Well, being the not listener that I am, I went back to Freddy's window and was going to climb in, but, of course, his mother was there and saw me and pulled me halfway in the window by my hair. 
"What the hell do you think you're doing."
I laughed. "It'd be a shame if my grip faltered and I fell, pulling you through the window with me. There's a thorn bush out there, I think that'd hurt an old women like you." 
"You don't have the balls."
I laughed again an looked her straight in the eyes. "Oh know, my grip is failing." I slid my fingers closer to the edge of the window. She growled and shoved me off, causing me to go into the thorn bush. She sneered at me and slammed the window shut. I had cuts and bruises all over me from her. Abusive old hag. Needless to say, I woke up then. 

A couple nights ago, I had a dream about Pewdiepie. It's like my school was having a ton of haunted houses up for a fund raiser. Pewds was there, but it was like he went to my school. And neither of us had a relationship going on. Well, we happened to be going through together. I mean, it was a group of us, but Pewds and I were left behind. It was super dark, so I kept ahold of his hand so I wouldn't get lost. It wasn't like a romantic holding hands, it was just holding hands. We got chased by the bro, if you've seen his episodes you know who I'm talkin about, and he was like, "NO! CRYSTAL!" And shielded me. Ha, it was a poofer. That stupid bro. He's like, "FUCKING POOFERS MAN!!!" He got off me, we tripped while running, and we continued through the house. We kept getting scared and he ended up putting his arm around me. When it was all over, he didn't take it off me. But he did take my hand again, this time our fingers were intertwined like a romantic hand holding. He's like, "So, what's your take on loaning people money? Them be like, 'hey! Give me 40 bucks! I wanna go to red lobster.'"  I said red lobster sounded fucking amazing and he goes, "Well, I could be your escort there." It was just an awww moment. I felt myself blushing and was like, "Okay, Felix. I'll think about it." 

That dream was just awesome. I mean, come on. Pewds asked me out, and it wasn't even like a cheesy pick up line either. Demy thought it was a pretty awesome dream too. Kaiden, however, just thinks that Pewdiepie came to our school and I met him. Which is true! But it's not the whole truth. He's been researching crap that has to do with our zodiac and he said that my zodiac are very doubting people, and that we will be a perfect match as long as I don't start doubting him. And considering I rarely have dreams about him, that might make him worry a little. The last dream I had about him wasn't good and it showed either a) doubt in him or b) doubt in myself. I walked into the gym and he was making out with The Fattie. So, it could have been seen as yes, doubt in him, but also doubt in myself that I'm not good enough and she was seen as an upgrade. He thinks I'm starting to doubt him so I can't freaking tell him most of my dreams. I don't understand why he gets upset about when I dream of people I'll never even meet. I mean, come on. I'll never meet them. But he believes in the one percent yada yada yada. 

Okay, I've ranted enough. You guys don't care. I'm sure you stopped reading a long time ago. I'm not as exciting as the others, but I don't care. I'm still tryin to keep the views up, and it's the thought that counts, right?


Crystal Poppin 

Thursday, June 20, 2013

It's official

Okay, it's official.  The readers prefer Meg, AND SHE NEVER GETS ON ANYMORE!!!!  Meg, if you don't write soon, I'm just going to explode.  You'll have to hose me off the walls and you'll be sad because it'll be all your fault.  I just wanna write. :'(  Kaiden won't write on our story and you won't write on ours.  It just makes me sad.  I know I've done the same and kept you waiting on my part, but, *Sigh* nothing I guess. Write or don't.  I'm just gonna go back to trying to find something to do.  Bye guys.



Your sad Crystal Poppin

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Okay. Little Mermaid.

So. I watched this atrocity.

BLEGH.

Ok. The chorus was terrible and completely superfluous and was upstaging the people talking half the time. They were all like five year old kids that didn't know the dance moves, or the notes to the songs.

The mersisters. Almost all of them were tone deaf. I'm not even kidding. It was AWFUL. I know the mersisters are supposed to kind of be inferior to Ariel and stuff, but these girls just... *shudder*

King Triton. I'm giving up criticizing him. There's just too much... And that's just his acting...

Scuttle was actually fabulous and hilarious, but the gulls are another story. All they do is follow Scuttle around and it's completely pointless.

Ariel and Flounder were good, Sebastian was great, Ursula was phenomenal, Jetsam was fantastic.
Then there was Flotsam.
I'm so embarrassed... I feel so stupid... I thought I did a pretty good job the week of LM, but now that I watch it from the audience's POV... UGH. I was just... I just sounded... Gross....

And Prince Eric... I love him, he's one of my theatre friends, but he MUMBLES. SO BADLY. Just all the time! It's like, "Grimsby, were can I find a girl that's good for a guy like mmmmmmnb..."
If he would enunciate and not have a bored expression all the time, he would be fantastic.

Now onto the aspects of the show that are stupid by themselves, without the help of the cast.

Under the Sea. Everyone in the cast was CRAMMED onto the stage and forced to dance. The feature dancers (which there's really nothing feature about. There were probably 20 of them) all held these huge umbrellas which just created a shiny surface that could've caused a seizure. And there's someone in the crew with epilepsy.
After Under the Sea, when everyone leaves, Sebatian and the feature dancers stayed, and the Under the Sea Music was played AGAIN, where they just stayed on stage and danced the SAME EXACT monotonous dance as before, which was extremely pointless. Then Sebastian goes into the crowd for like three minutes going "Have you seen Ariel?". This is pointless as well. I could understand if they had to do a scene change why this would be beneficial, but pretty much everything that had to be done could've been done during the pointless dancing.

I just--

Ok. I'm done.

And now tomorrow I'm going to go help out this sorrowful theatrical group plan their next production.

Wish me luck.

-Demy

Hopefully I'll find out what we're doing for the spring musical. If I find out I'll tell you.

Fingers crossed for Beauty and the Beast!!!!

Never Again!

I've not done much today other than clean my room and unplug the storm drain outside but I've managed to pull a muscle in my knee and I'm on Ibuprofen. Meg, would you want to stay the night Friday? Assuming you don't have to travel again. And Saturday, I get to meet my grandma's new boyfriend. They make such an adorable couple based on the photos. And then Sunday I visit my other grandfather once his chemo gets over for the day. And I bought a new Star Trek poster for my room and it should come in any day. And I added Rory on Facebook. So I will try and talk to her soon. And then to finish part of my honors English homework that is due July 1st.-Ness

Monday, June 17, 2013

LITTLE MERMAID

We FINALLY got our Little Mermaid DVDs!
I just watched that one from Saturday night and...

THAT WAS EMBARRASSING.

More details on why later.

-Demy

Meg, I hate you

Do you know how annoying it is when you say you're going to write and your writing is, like, three sentences. Just, blarg. I know, I can't say much because I do it a lot too, but it's still annoying.


Crystal

Sunday, June 16, 2013

So I'm just watching some anime...

I have Toonami turned on, and there's just a bunch of anime playing and I'm not really paying attention (Im drawing Travis), but IGPX is on. I've seen it a couple times. It's about mech racing and stuff. Anyway, I couldn't help hearing Takeshi's girlfriend's name.

Fantine Valjean.

Apperently there are some die-hard Les Mis fans in Japan as well xD

-Demy

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

AND PHOTOBOMB

 
So...I was going through Mom and Dad's room looking for nothing in particular...when I found these....

I don't know what else to say other than Roy looks hilarious with a watermelon on his head, and Riza's watermelons look pretty damn good too. Although I'm not sure wtf dad is doing with a stick...

Okay, this is cute. I miss the days when mom and dad did stuff like this...even if I did think it was gross....

Wedding pictures...Dad always liked to smile....

GAWD, NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY THEY WERE HIDING THIS. I LOOKED LIKE A FREAKING POTATO.

okay, Mom, the spit? It's nasty. Don't take pictures if you doing that. It's just weird. The creeping this is this look recent, and I don't want other Sarah running around. Or me. One bisexual Elric is enough.



I'm not sure what the third picture is...but I'm betting it's not good...


Okay, Dad has never been that tall. This was clearly edited.

Where did you find that baby book? Cause whatever book gives you the option of 'Theophrastus', something is wrong. It's like, for people on drugs. Or those slant-eyed people who make those fucking awesome rice balls. Just sayin'.

I DON'T. WAT. WHAT.

I TOLD YOU SARAH. I TOLD YOU.
Mom...stop....

Kain, like Father, like son.
I'm pretty sure Maes is a vegetarian....

And I have no idea what's going on right now...


And Mrs. Mustang got that...where?

WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?? I FEEL LIKE I FOUND MOM AND DAD'S HENTAI COLLECTION OR SOMETHING.

Lies.

The face of a loving father. He made that face about an hour ago when I said that Billy Rosswell, the baseball player--whom they were talking about over the radio--had a nice behind. What? Dad likes behinds. I pointed out that he liked Mrs. Lynn's behind when we went shopping. He made the face again.
(Meg: is it me or is Ed totally making a Spirit face?)

This just...I need a hug...
KAAAAAIIIINNNN

HUH?


(Meg: Okay, this is one of my favorite RoyAi scenes that I've actually read out of the manga on the internet. It's supposed to say, "Don't go anywhere I can't follow' and I'm pretty sure it's after the Lust fight. Yeah. Thanks)

(Meg:ROY'S FACE. OMG)

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS. I FOUND IT AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
 
 
 
-Theo (Meg)

And, I'm Losing All Faith in Humanity...

So, there's a girl on ff who preaches Christianity in this freaking huge profile --not even joking, it's probably seven pages-- and all of her stories are pwps. There was like, two or three T ones, and it was a cute EdWin fluff that brought me to her page. Yeah, no. Just stop.

The story I read was about Theo~~~ and how Winry wanted a kid and how she told him and everything and it was so cute...and it almost made me like my father.

Almost. When I'm Meg, I freaking love Edward. When I'm Theo, I'm like, "F*CK YOU POPS, I'M 18 YOU MOFO." or something like that. Or "I TAPPED MUSTANG'S DAUGHTER AND I LIKED IT."
or something like that. So on and so forth.

Demy...can I please mention at one point that Theo is slightly attracted to men? I mean, I'm not going to be all, "Yeah, if I was drunk I'd screw a guy," but more like ,"He was an attractive person of the same gender," and make it more in the language of Theo? PLLLLEEEEAAASSEEE. I could say it about Karley~~~~ and his awesome hair...he'd probably gay, too.

 
Look at that awesomely gay hair. Theo's hands would be all up in that. And that combo. That takes some legitimate man-scaping. Gay.
 
LOOK AT HIS COUFED AND CRISPY LOCKS
 
LOOK AT HIS SILK TRANSLUCENT SOCKS
 
HE'S SO GAY, TOTALLY GAY.
 
Just sayin'.
 
-Meg
 

WUT THE WWTC

So, Demy and I were texting today about WWTC, when we both realized something...and the rest of the day we spent texting, crying, crying some more, and both of us almost throwing up. Outside of Theo's perverseness.

-Meg

Gonna go write on the secret project and the twilight story.

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Meg darling...

That's not even the saddet to come yet. And I'm glad you liked them that much. Those were typed at two in the morning after I discovered  the prompts.-Nessa

OMG THIS IS AWESOME

There is a (small) RoyAi deviantart page, and there's this picture using the prompt 'Firsts'

First Burn
This is before they have met, supposedly. Which doesn't make sense because they met as children. Whatever, supposed fan.

Roy-Did we go on a date once or twice?
Riza-Must've been once. I don't make the same mistake twice.

Roy was shirtless in the pic and I have no idea why....

I have to babysit tomorrow, and I think I have the flu...whatever. Better stay up and write for the pairing that ruined my week.

FANGIRL LOGIC.

-Meg

DAMN IT, COLONEL BASTARD

So, I got on FF to update something else, when I noticed a few reviews on my AlMay stories already. All of them were telling me that I missed the memo, because AlMay week was moved. Why? Saturday they realized that it was RoyAi week, because July 11th is RoyAi day.

I'VE PREPARED FOR ALMAY FOR WEEKS. AND YOU'RE FUCKING TELLING ME NOW THAT THE DAMN COLONEL BASTARD WHO SLEEPS WITH HIS LIEUTENANT IS BREAKING IN ON MY ALMAY WEEK???? REALLY??? DAMN IT!!!!

Now that the ranting is out of the way, I've some how managed to open royai tumblr, and found the prompts. Still can't get on any of mine though. *sigh*

Day One-Firsts
Day Two-Undercover


That's it. The RoyAi official page has literally about eleven posts. This is our fandom coming together.

Awesome.

Where as AlMay has about sevenhundred pages on tumblr. Glad I gave up my week for this.

AWESOME.

Guess I better catch up, huh?

HAPPY OFFICIAL ROYAI DAY, BASTARDS.

F*CK YOU UP YOUR A*S COLONEL MUSTANG. F*CK YOU.

-Meg

I do, however, love RoyAi. Because Hawkeye. Roy can go f*ck himself. With Envy. In a hole. While on fire. With a tiger.

Something like that.

Colonel bastard....

OMG NESSA

I JUST CRIED READING YOUR SECOND ONE. OMG. I'M CRYING. I DON'T EVEN SHIP ZUTARA AND NOW I'M HALFWAY CONSIDERING IT. WHOA. JUST WHOA.

-Meg

Nessa

Yes. I already read the first one and loved it (cause Imma cheater...) and yes especially because you said Excalibur.


Cosplay. At its finest.
 
-Meg
 

Majorly Pissed

It's not letting me log onto tumblr. I have the right pass and username, but it's like, "Do you want to save or open?" and I've clicked both and it just won't let me onto tumblr. During AlMay Week. I can go find all the blogs again, but I'm kinda pissed, ya know? I mean, I liked that account. I'll try again later, I guess...

-Meg

Megg......

Do you want to check my Zutara Fics? They aren't till July but I want to have them ready. Pretty Pretty Please???? With Extra Excalibur on top?? I will have them finished soon.

AlMay Week June 11th: Teacher

A/N: I am definitely not going to meet the dead line for AlMay week, considering this morning and tonight are all I have left in town (and Tuesday morning, but I do have to be at work early). It's June 3rd as I'm writing this, fyi. Alright, anyway, I'm going to shut up and write because this invaded my brain last night. Here we go.


May brushed chalk from her small hands onto her less-ornamental Xingese garb. Al watched the seventeen-year-old Princess walk, the way her hips swayed and hair bounced as she descended the mountain in front of him. When he caught himself, colour rushed to his cheeks, and he had to pinch his wrist to keep from staring again. However, without a doubt he would find himself again staring at the round cheek dotted with freckles, and the way her lithe arms swung when she walked. May was Al's alkahestry teacher, but of late, it was becoming harder and harder for the golden-eyed boy to keep attention on the chalk and knives, and more on the dusty hands and obsidian eyes. She was patient, thankfully, though it took all of her will to be so. But this was Alphonse, her childhood crush after all. Al wondered if May took him in because of that, and it left him up at night. When he arrived at the door, what had she remembered? A friend or a lover?
Of course, while in the armor, he'd never acknowledged May's feelings. She was ten at the time. He'd humored the girl, let her stay by his side, and of course with Al's good nature, he protected her.
Now, here they were, living on their own for training in the mountains of Xing, high above the Chang's village.
The cottage came into view, and May skipped to the door, swinging it open. She quickly stripped of her coat, thanks to the fire's ongoing warmth. She stood in her thin training tank top, which was silver silk, clinging tight to her slightly-sweating frame. Her Xingese pants, which were unacceptable in the presence of a man after the age of thirteen, were also a little too tight. May will still growing, thanks to a belated puberty, but Al too had that problem. They'd have to return to the village soon to get new clothes.
"Want any water, Alphonse-sama?" she asked, skipping over to the kitchen.
Alphonse-sama? Since when did she start calling him Alphonse-sama again? Nowadays it was just 'Al'. Al may have been a man, but he was smart enough to know one thing: May wanted something from him.
"Um, yeah, May. Thanks."
May handed Al a glass, and he stared down into it. May greedily drank her water, smiling as she gasped for air as it came away. Her lips were red from moisture after the dry air. May sat on a barstool at the kitchen counter, her legs spread in an unlady like way, making Al turn his head.
What was wrong with him? He'd grown up with Winry, whom once had hit puberty, had taken the liberty of crop-tops and short shorts. It had never affected him. Maybe somehow May, with her proper Xingese culture that materialized women, made him respect her more, because she demanded it.
"Al?"
He looked up, cheeks still slightly flushed. "Hm?"
"I'm, uh, going to see Ling soon."
White pain shot up Al's spine, and he shivered, shaking it off. Everytime May said that, he left him sick for days. The first time, he'd been physically ill. Just last year, was the first time she'd been called. Al had just returned from his vacation to Resembool, he'd only been training so far for two years. One of May's maids had told him that the Chang Heiress had been called to the Emperor. He didn't have to ask what that meant, he remembered.
One woman from each clan must provide a concubine to the Emperor.
Ling Yao, Emperor of Xing.
This would be her second time.
"Oh," Al whispered, his voice hoarse and shaking.
"You okay?" she whispered. "Al, every time I mention Ling like that, you get all--"
"I'm fine, okay?" he snapped, rising and going to stand by the fire place. He was drained from today, and he didn't want to collapse like this in front of May. Sometimes Al just did that--collapsed. Al was, of course, a very fit young man. Muscular and not thin in the least, but still, he did often get ill. It almost left Al wondering--was some part of his body--soul or strength--left behind in the truth? Doctors told him he'd never really recover from it, there would always be some weakness left, but it made him feel helpless.
May made him feel helpless, when she told him things like that.
May never left her seat, but she was still shaking. She hated telling Al these things, she always had. He was supposed to be strong, right? Why would he even care, if he's not getting touched?
Because he's your friend, a voice told her.
"Al..." her voice was shaking, and she prayed he didn't hear. "Al, I have to ask you something, okay? It's a few things."
He half turned toward her, but still didn't meet her eye.
"Question number one: Am I good teacher?"
Al spun around now, looking at her, concerned. He walked towards her a little more.
"Of course, May," he promised, sitting next to her and taking her cold hand. "Why would you ask that?"
"Then I need to ask something else," she said softly. "Al, I need you to teach me."
Al froze, then laughed softly. "Don't tease me, May. What could I possibly teach you--"
"Not alkahestry." Her stomach felt sick and like it was flying at the same time. The action was perfect, the reason was sick. "Al...I need you...I need you to show me...how boys like to be kissed."
Al didn't move. "What?" Al coloured. "May...we...we have kissed before. Once or twice....And I, er, quite enjoyed...them...or those...I--"
"Oh, Alphonse-sama!" May sobbed, falling over on him. "I'm scared! Every time I go see him I have no idea what I'm doing or what I'm supposed to say or do--I'm just a girl Al! I need you to show me, please. I need to please Ling. I need to please him. I need a child, but first I have to make him like me."
Al's stomach was in his throat, and his heart not far behind. "May--"
"I need to kiss you, Al," she whispered, tears streaming down the freckled cheeks. "I need you too. Please help me...please...."
Al's heart wrenched at the sight of her, sobbing and heaving on his lap. "Come here..." he whispered, pulling her onto his lap, her legs on either side of his hip. He felt so awkward and...dirty. He didn't like touching May like this, not for this reason. Not when she had to ask.
"May..." he whispered, brushing her cheek with his thumb. "You are one hundred percent okay with this?"
May nodded, pushing her bangs back, smiling at the fact Al was complying.
"Oh...okay..." Al whispered. He placed his hands gingerly on her waist, as if he might break her, his breathing already heavy. She swallowed slightly, giggling.
"Al," she whispered, her breath warm against his lips. "Don't look at me like I'm going to kill you, genius."
He managed a shaky laugh, the best he could do to break his nerves. "I guess you're going to end up teaching me anyway."
Before he could say anything, May grabbed for the collar of Al's tee, and yanked him upward so that he could meet her lips halfway. He was shocked for a moment, before melting into the kiss. May's hands twined in Al's hair, and he found himself not caring about nerves anymore, and simply getting May as close to him as possible. He moved his hands to the small of her back, meshing her body closer to his. The next few minutes were spend exchanging gentle kisses, May even leaning down to press kisses to Al's neck and the side of his ear. He smiled blissfully, holding her delicate head softly as she played with his hair.
This is what heaven is, Al realized, right here, next to her.
May paused after she kissed back up to his mouth, but stopped before they could meet again. Al studied her thoughtfully as she stared back at him.
"Was that good?" May whispered.
Al laughed shakily, pressing his forehead against hers. "Well, I can't say anything for others but...yeah. That was very, very good..." he whispered, then leaned up for another slow kiss before she hopped off his lap.
"Al-sama?" she whispered, rubbing her eyes. "It's dark, can you take me to bed?"
Al laughed. It was so like May to be a woman one second and a young girl the next.
"Of course, May," he chuckled, knowing May was only playing a game. They walked to her bedroom, void of any color of trinket, and Al turned around as she slipped her nightgown on.
"Al?" she asked, snuggling under a worn blanket. "Will you lay down with me? It may storm tonight."
He nodded, knowing she was still playing a game. "Al?" she said. "I forgot to tell you my third wish."
"Okay," he said softly, letting his nose and lips press into her silky hair.
"When I'm gone, you have to smile. It's a shame that some people don't get to see it," she yawned, "because it's my favorite thing to see when I wake up."
She rolled over, wrapping her arms around him. He suddenly realized that she was asleep, making him trapped under her. He almost thought this might still be part of her game. Could it? He shook his head, of course not. Al drifted off to sleep, and when May woke up, she woke up to Al's smile.
"Hey, Al?" she whispered softly, her hands playing and pulling on the blonde tuffs of hair. He pressed his nose and mouth against her neck before mumbling, "Whatever it is, the answer is yes."

AlMay Week June 10th Tradition

A/N: When I got this prompt I thought: Awesome! I can go explore and talk about one of my favorite AlMay things: the fact that Al has to share May with Ling and I get to do all the angsty stuff!! I think I've known for a while that I actually wasn't going to do that considering A) I've talked about it in every story and B) I just got back from Disney and currently harbor zero angst in my teen body. So, I went with the cliché thing that most people go over: The AlMay wedding. A most talked about subject in the fandom that that I've always skirted around, mentioning but never really explaining. I also talk often about Al conforming to the Xingese culture...but wouldn't May bend a little too? So, May and Al explore each other's traditions throughout their wedding, and yes, their wedding night.
Warning: This is not a lemon, just a fluff.
Title: Tradition
Rating: T for insinuations.

I'd never thought I'd be here. That ten year old girl staring at the boy in the suit of armor, did she really believe she had a shot? I guess I always believed it, knew it deep down. That was just the nature of my naivety, I suppose. But standing here, in the Amestrian gown of white--not purple and pink to symbolize the Chang clan--here in a corridor of a church in the capitol city of Amestris: Central.
This was the only place we could get married. Al had lived with me for years, but we'd always skirted around Ling's hold on me, knowing deep down we could never be married, never be permitted to have children. We were supposed to be content with chaste kisses and glances, secret letters containing so much love my heart would break every time the Amestrian friend of Al's would sneak through my gate once a month, allowing me to read of his latest adventure in Central. Of those, and how much he missed and cared for me.
Until we begged and pleaded. Begged, and begged, until Ling had agreed. A gift for friends, as long as I would still bare his children. I hastily agreed, and knowing that nothing would come between me and my clan, Al reluctantly did so as well.
So here we were, Winry clutching my arm in her Amestrian blue dress, smiled down at me.
"How do I look?" I whispered, not looking at her.
She smiled, "Like the kind of girl Al always dreamed of," she whispered, squeezing my wrist. She took her place in front of me, my father coming to stand by me. Of course he'd taken some convincing. He wouldn't let Al into the house after he found out he was more than my student--more of a lover. It was my mother who had come to my aid.
"Let the girl live, darling," she had crowed. "She's in love, and it won't happen every dynasty. It won't interfere with the clan's chances of favoritism--you know how odd the Yao clan is, and he's given his blessing--"
"But--"
"She's in love, dear."

"Papa?" I asked softly. "I do love him, very, very much."
My mother stood beside him, clutching his arm. "Were we so different?"
I zoned back into life as I heard the piano start, and I noticed the processional moving in front of me. The crowd sighed as Elicia Hughes stepped out, a teenager now, poured petals down the row. Winry stepped out in front of me--one of two bridesmaids and Maid of Honor--followed by Riza Hawkeye, who'd only agreed to be a bridesmaid because Al had asked Roy to be up there with him, and there needed to be an equal amount (and we were all trying to set them up, but that's beside the point).
I walked down the isle to the monotonous song, reminding myself every so often to breathe in and out, and looking up, my heart stopped.
Al's usually tussled hair was slicked to the side, looking ever so adorably perfect in his tuxedo.
His eyes followed me as he broke out into his signature smile, breaking my heart as he did so. I felt water begin to collect behind my eyes, but I pushed it away. I couldn't cry--not yet.
My father took my hands, placing them into Al's hands.
Our vows were exchanged, so softly, it was almost as if they were just for each other to hear, and in a way, they were.
I was barely paying attention when the Unionist Minister said, "You may now kiss the bride." because my hands were already on Al's lapels, grasping him tightly to me as I forced our lips roughly together. He laughed against my lips as Ed whooped behind him, Winry giggling and no doubt rolling her eyes behind me.
"May--" Al mumbled, "There's more to weddings than the kissing part," he sighed, pushing me away. I put my hands on my hips. "Well, that's all I recall signing up for."
I kissed him again, and the preacher started dismissing the audience to the banquet hall across the street.
Pictures for the families, bridesmaids, and groomsmen commenced quickly. When it was Roy and Riza's turn, they both flushed, Riza glaring and Roy smirked as he was forced to put his hands on her hips. That was definitely hanging on my wall.
We all ran across the street, Al yelling at me to let him carry me, but I was sprinting through traffic, the big white dress pulled up to my hips, my lacy pantalets visible to all the motor vehicles that drove by.
We went through all the traditions, eating as a group the way Amestrians do, before Al and I went to cut the cake. I cut his slice as Winry had explained to me, and popped it on his plate. He raised his eyebrows as he cut my piece, before holding it for me to eat. I leaned forward, before he slammed it into my face. I leaned back and sputtered as our crowd cheered.
"Alphonse!" I screamed.
He laughed. "May, it's what you do at an Amestrian Wed--"
He couldn't finished before his cake was smashed into his whole face. He wiped his hand over his face, frosting everywhere. "Guess I deserved that," he chuckled, before reaching for me. "And my lovely wife deserves this!"
He kissed me all over, making sure to nuzzle my cheek, spreading the frosting. We cleaned each other up after we were done, Al reaching down to kiss the frosting off my nose, making me smile lightly.
We danced for a while, before things got even weirder. He told me to sit in a chair while a crowd of men gathered around us, women still watching from the table. Winry gave me a thumbs up, but before I knew it, Al was pushing up my skirt, yanking down my garter with his teeth. He winked at me before I yelped, trying to shove my skirt back down. He flung the garter with his teeth before coming up to fiercely kiss me. He didn't have to tell me between kisses before I whispered, "You Amestrians sure are weird."
"I didn't need to do it with my teeth, was the funny thing," he laughed. "Just a sudden burst of boldness."
He told me I had to throw the boquet at the women, not looking. It ended up with Riza, who wasn't even in the crowd to catch it. She glared at it as it sat in front of her, a disgruntled Roy Mustang sitting next to her. Winry gasped as she laughed.
"What was the point of that?" I asked her.
"Supposedly, whoever catches it, it means they'll be married next."
I smiled. "I really hope so."
"Hey, hey!" we all looked up to the short golden-haired man at the front of the room, clanging his knife against a Champaign glass. "I'm the best man, and it's my time right now, so everyone quiet and find a seat!"
I found my seat next to Al at the head of the room.
Ed smiled down at his younger brother. "Well, Al, ya did it. A Prince."
The whole crowd laughed, and a chuckled lightly, knowing my parents probably wouldn't be laughing, unless they knew how unbelievably ignorant Edward was.
"Al, I just wanna let you know, being your older brother was the best. Though, I do have to say, I miss the days when we were bachelors, eh? I mean, we didn't do anything really...I went off to Central...and you found a girlfriend--That's beside the point," he said as the crowd laughed again. "Look, I just wanna let you know that we're all so happy for you. I mean, my kids are finally happy I'm going to let them call that Xingese girl that's always on your arm 'Auntie May'. My beautiful wife and I, we couldn't be happier. Getting a younger sister is great too, and I'll know you'll take good care of him May." Edward raised his glass as I pretended I was crying, letting myself nuzzle closer to Al. "Welcome to our family, Princess. Congrats, Al. To the married couple!"
"To the married couple," the audience reiterated.
A few more dances, and suddenly couples were thinning until they were almost nonexistent. Ed and Winry held each other close, happy to be rid of the kids for the night. Riza leaned sleepily on Roy's shoulder as he nursed a whiskey, his dress jacket hanging around her shoulders.
"Ready to go?" Al whispered in my ear. I nodded gently.
"I though you'd never ask."
Al and I left that night to a less crowded part of Central, but a little more expensive. A hotel towering above us was our end destination. Al lifted me over the thresh hold, me still in my wedding dress. I suddenly didn't know what to say when I saw the bed, decorated with the common sighs of Xingese fertility.
"I, er, I looked up some of the Xingese Wedding night traditions, and I read about the 'Moving the Bed' ceremony. I know it's normally done with friends and family, and about three days before the wedding, and I know you have to have kids sleep on it and all that stuff, but I just could do this...I got a new bed and asked the hotel staff to help me put it in. I covered it with the roses and the blossoms and dates and all that, and I figured we could shift it, like you do in the traditions--"
I kissed Al. "Thank you," I whispered against his lips, but I left his side for the window. I threw it open, the wind blowing back stray strands of hair out of my 'something old and something blue' hair pins.
"You know, you aren't the only one that did research," I said coyly. "I talked to Winry about a lot of this day, and I'm still really confused but..." I turned around, "Men normally...they traditionally take their wife on the first night, don't they?"
Al colored. "If you don't want to--"
"I never said that," I whispered, leaning against the window frame, turning away from him again. "In Xing, the bride doesn't spend the night with her husband in the room. She sleeps alone, and in the morning, goes to pray. She is accepted in her husband's house the next morning as a family member. She then goes two weeks later back to her own home, being accepted among her family as a guest." I giggled. "We're lucky if we get to sleep together in the first month."
I didn't say anything before I moved my hair away, bringing it toward my face, exposing the back of my dress and all of it's tiny buttons to Alphonse.
"Amestris is funny," I breathed, his fingers brushed down my back, making quick work of it. "But whose to say I didn't like it?"
My dress fell to the floor. Al turned me around gingerly, his eyes only for my face, touching it gently as he kissed my forehead.
"I like this country's traditions."

AlMay Week 2013 June 9th Ulterior Motives

A/N:
Alright, everyone, it's AlMay (AlMei) Week! It's Ulterior Motives Day, so let's get started with this fanfiction. I'm writing it early because I'll be gone with no internet during AlMay (AlMei) week, so I'm writing this actually 5/29/13.
Alright, now I'm starting.

Title: Ulterior Motives
Rating: T
Summary: Reunion time! The gang's getting back together like they do every year in Central, but last time May and Al spoke, it wasn't on good terms. So when they're going out to dinner tonight, they both have some Ulterior Motives....



May wrapped her hair back for a moment, then stared. She groaned, pulling it down again, pinning it up in it's usual bun. She growled at the plainness of her appearance. She glanced at the clock. Crap, it was too late to curl it.
"What do you think, Xiao?" May leaned over the little panda, scratching her nose with her forefinger. Xiao Mei was dressed, of course, a bow wrapped around her neck. May said it looked stupid, like she was trying to be some house pet, which she obviously wasn't. But people in Central never seemed to notice that. Xiao Mei stared at May a long moment, before she took the pins from the older woman's hand, stealing them away.
"Xiao Mei!" the Xingese woman growled. "I need those. I'm meeting Al tonight--"
But the panda just handed the sixteen year old the gift from Winry a few years ago--the Amestrian tool. The hair clip.
May looked skeptically at herself in the mirror. Her eyes were lined with paint, but she hadn't bothered to paint her lips or face. Al once said that he didn't like girls with a lot of makeup, but Al also used to say how much he liked her eyes.
My stars, he would call them.
That was two years ago, when Al had showed up in Xing. It was the first time she'd seen him since he got his body back. He'd said one thing to her when he'd arrived, and wasted no time on it.
Teach me, he'd asked. And she had. And teaching went too far, and kisses were shared in the mountains of Xing, hands covered in chalk brushing hands, buried in hair. May loved every second of it. Until, that is, Al told her to stop. What had he said? He didn't want to 'hurt her' or 'go to far'. That's what he had said. She got the hint.
So she left him before he could leave her.
And that had been that. Al had left, apologizing to May every step it he took, begging to know what was wrong. But she'd never say. As if he didn't know.
May glanced over herself in the mirror. She'd ditched traditional Xingese clothes tonight, but made sure the Xingese pattern was still there. Thin silk shirts with low necklines, a pattern of rosebuds. The shirt showed her midriff if she moved the right way, and there was always dancing at these get togethers, Ling had told her. There had been dancing last year. Dancing, dancing with Al. She had on a skirt of the same pattern, but it fell to the floor. She had bangles on her wrist, which weren't Xingese at all but Amestrians were stupid and didn't know any better. Anything that got Alphonse to look her way, a noise, a flash, anything, was worth it.
It was like she was peacocking, but she couldn't help it. She couldn't wait to Al's puppy dog face as he begged for her back tonight. It would be amazing, watching those silver eyes beg.
(MAY'S POV)
Xiao and I caught the carriage to the restaurant. It was in the fanciest restaurant we had ever been in, sitting in the biggest hotel we'd ever seen. It wasn't long before I found her party, table of eight. I scanned our huge table. Ling sat next to Lan Fan. Ling was smiling ear to ear, holding fast to her automail hand, and Lan Fan staring humbly into her lap, per usual. Edward was much older and much taller, almost making me regret the rash decision to stop my crush on him, but seeing him laughing with Winry now, his cheeks already flushed red from the alcohol in his hand, made me smile at their happiness. It was then I saw Al. He wasn't looking at me, not yet anyway, but that's when I saw it. Her.
She was one of those moderns you heard about, the ones with the bad reputation. Her hair was short, like a boys, eyebrows done and lips painted. So much for Al not liking makeup. She was dressed rather decently though, besides the low neckline, her skirt was relatively long. I recognized the jacket Al had so often wrapped around us slung around her shoulders. Her eyes were a dull color, grey-green, like moss and dirt smudged together. Her tanned skin made me twitch a little, not a flaw on it. My freckles which Al had so often complemented, there were none of her. It was like Al had found the complete opposite of me. And he loved it.
He was leaning on her shoulder, lips pressed to her ear. She giggled as his lips brushed, his teeth nibbling boldly before retreating innocently. Her cheeks went red.
"Al," Ed sighed gaily, "Pry yourself off your girlfriend and say hello. I'm not sure what the bloody hell you're doing over their but we're in public and no one is drunk enough not to notice yet."
Al pulled back quickly, glancing to see who had arrived. I stood their quietly for a moment, tucking a piece of hair behind my ear. His eyes met mine, and I forgot every hatred I ever felt for him before now. Al stared at me. I wished I'd put on more makeup. I wished I'd pinned up my hair. I suddenly wanted to cry and run at him and makeup for everything and ever kiss, but I couldn't.
"Al?" The girl with the muddy hair was looking between Al and I. "Alphonse, sweetie? Aren't you going to introduce me to your...oriental friend?"
And the hate was back. "Oriental?" I asked, screeching.
"Here we go..." Edward sighed, pouring himself more red wine, then slapping the table. "Waiter! More wine, please! It's going to be a looong night...."
She looked from Al to me. "Oh, oh, I'm sorry, is that no politically correct? I never know what to say, oh--I'm so sorry!" She put her head in her hands, sobbing.
"Are you kidding me right now?" I asked, leaning forward.
"May, stop. She apologized, okay?" Al looked at me, almost pathetically. I couldn't recognize the look.
"Ellen? Are you okay?" Al was rubbing the girl's back, and I just stared.
"I just...could you ever forgive me?!" the girl asked, looking up at me.
"Look, whatever, it's not a big deal. You clearly aren't educated enough to even have meant that as an insult..." I mumbled.
"Oh," she beamed at me, clasping her hands together as if relived. "Thank you so much for understanding!"
She took a sip of her white wine, and I looked over at Winry. "She's joking, right?"
Winry smiled sheepishly. "May, this is Ellen. She grew up in Resembool with us. We've been friends for quite a long time."
"I'd assume with Resembool's four inhabitants that the in breeders would get along."
Ed pinched his nose, and Winry just sighed pathetically. Al returned my glare as Ellen smiled wide at me, as if hoping to be friends. There was no way in hell that was going to happen.
"May?" she asked me. "May...Chang, is it? Won't you come sit by me? It'd be just great, wouldn't it, Alphonse?" she smiled sweetly, making me gag internally.
I looked down at Xiao Mei. "Whaddya think, Xiao?" I asked her. She shrugged. Ellen peered to see.
"Oh, what is that? Is it a cat? It's soo cute!! Where ever did you find her, oh, I want one!!"
"Give her to me!" I shouted, prying my panda from her grasp. "She's not some pet you imbecile she's my sister!"
"Oh," Ellen laughed. "Oh, darling, I don't know what they teach you in Xing, but dearie, that's just...wrong." She whispered.
Lan Fan groaned beside me, Ling giggling slightly at the racial slur. Not that he cared. Ellen pulled the empty chair next to her out for me, and I sat beside her, Xiao finding purchase between Ling and I.
Dinner went forward, and later Mr. Mustang and Miss Hawkeye arrived together. She was dressed in black, her hair down. Roy had his hair slicked back in a suit in tie, wasting no time to tease a drunken Edward about sitting a little too close to Winry.
The night went by, and the wine bottles drained faster and faster, and it was soon dark, the lights low. I became frightfully aware of how I was the only one without a date. Edward was the first out on the ballroom floor, he and Winry simply swaying. I doubted he'd remember it in the morning, but it was pretty now, and the sober girl he was holding would probably keep it close to her forever. Ling and Lan Fan left to The Emperor-Only-Knows-Where with Ling in charge. Al was whispering to Ellen again, but the spark from before in his eyes was gone. I kept glancing from him to a sleeping Xiao Mei on my lap. Riza was dancing out on the floor, but not with Roy. He came over to take Ling's vacant chair next to mine.
"Would you like to dance, May?"
I looked over at Alphonse, whose eyes met mine for the briefest second. Gauging me, checking for my reaction.
"I'd love to Roy, but just...not right now, alright?"
He nodded slightly, glancing between Al and I. He could tell I was having trouble, and was only trying to help by asking me to dance, but using Roy Mustang would be weird, besides the fact he's three times my age.
"May?" Ellen asked. I noticed Al's hand on her bare knee, and my throat closed. "Could you be a dear and pass me the wine?"
I smiled. "Of course, dear," I said, making my voice drip with sweetness and mimicking her country twang.
I took the open bottle of wine and brought it over. "Oh," I sighed with my lie. "It's soo heavy and--whoopsie!" I cried, letting the heavy bottle of wine fall over the both of us, over my purple Xingese garb and her short white dress. She screamed, and the whole party came to a hault.
"You--you--!" she screamed, before running out of the room, screaming.
I stood for a minute, Al's eyes trained in disbelief on me. "May..."
"I told you you'd miss me."

Thirty minutes, a vacant kitchen, and a bath towel later, I was standing out on a locked balcony just outside the kitchen. The waiter had offered me a towel to cover myself while the housekeeping washed my clothes. I had no idea how long that would take. I hadn't seen Ellen since the incident, so I figured she'd ran off for home. Alphonse probably in tow.
Maybe it was worth it, if he chased after her and not me. Just another way of cutting all the ties I made, just in case. Just in case it wouldn't have worked anyway.
I leaned on the balcony rail, staring up at the stars. I could faintly hear the music from the ballroom still playing. I wondered if Roy got to dance with Riza, like I knew he wanted too. Maybe Edward was still stumbling around with Winry, and Ling and Lan Fan...I really actually don't want to know about the last one.
I tucked my hair back again, wishing I'd brought some kind of hair pin with me. Xiao was still at the table when I left, but I figured she'd be fine.
"Why'd you do it?"
I turned around, gripping the towel tightly too me, almost ashamed. I saw the streak of sandy hair and silver eyes, and relaxed.
"Why do you care? Or is Ellen begging for me to apologize, or her to apologize?"
"May--" he sighed, standing behind me.
"No. Gee, Al, where did you find that one? Back of the tool shed and never sharpened?"
He came up to the railing next to me, head in his hands. "It's not her fault, May. She had about five years of education in Resembool. It's her heart that really matters."
"She's not your kind of girl, Al. We both know that, so stop lying to yourself," I growled, ignoring him.
"Oh, yeah?" he asked. "And evil Miss Chang emerged when? May, I've never seen you act like that. What happened?"
"What happened?" I asked incredulously. "You happened, Alphonse! You're an idiot  who just....just played with me! I'm tired of it!"
"So that's why you came tonight, huh?" he said, walking around me, his chin resting no my shoulder. "You were sick and tried of me, huh?"
I closed my eyes. "I never said sick," I whispered. He chuckled, his breath hot on my ear. He backed away, hands in his pockets.
"I've been rude tonight, May," he said, smirking.
"Damn straight."
He smiled still. "I've neglected my friends. Would you like to dance?"
I flushed. "Al, you know I can't go in. I'm in a towel--"
"I meant right here," he said, coming up and taking my hands, securing the towel for me. "Right here, with me."
He pulled me close, and soon I forgot how to waltz Amestrian style, and simply let my hands fold on his chest, head limp. He wrapped his arms around me.
"Can we have a confession time?" he said softly. "I feel like...like we've both been lying. To each other, and ourselves."
"You start then, Mr. Elric."
I felt his smile in my hair. "I think I brought Ellen here hoping to make you jealous. And maybe, I thought it might help me forget you."
"I dressed up and came tonight, just so I could see you begging to be with me again," I laughed. "Tonight didn't exactly go as planned...." my hands tightened on his tie, "but it turned out pretty okay."
"I understood why you spilled the wine on Ellen," I said, "but you knew it was going to hit you, too. Why?"
I smirked. "Maybe I thought I might get a chance to be dancing with the most beautiful man in Amestris whilst wearing a towel."
He smiled. "Always thinking, May...my girl..."
I sighed again, pulling him tighter and refusing to cry.
"Maybe," I whispered, "I broke it off because I was scared you would leave me, and I told myself I had to quit you before I started caring..." I looked up at his silver eyes, "Guess it's too late for that, huh?"
He pulled back a black strand of hair, tucking behind my ear. "It's been too late for me for a while now...."
I smiled, leaning up to press a kiss to his jaw. His eyes closed softly, a smile spreading across his lips. "My girl...May?"
"Hmm?"
"One last confession," he said, "I must say, I like the towel."
"Any ulterior motive for giving me a compliment?" I asked.
"Maybe I want to take this nice little Xingese girl I met tonight home with me."
I smirked. "I don't think Ling would like it if you took Lan Fan away."
"Yeah," Al said. "When I was going to leave after Ellen, I found them in the coat closet, and couldn't get my coat. So, your half-brother is the reason I stayed tonight."
I laughed a little. "Any other vacant coat closets near by?"
He smiled. "No harm in looking."
He took my hand and we walked back into the hotel, hoping not to be seen, and just hoping the next coat closet we opened would be perfectly vacant.