DAFUQ IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!!

I JUST FINISHED WATCHING FMA!! DAFUQ!! NOW I KNOW WHY PEOPLE SAY THE ORIGINAL IS CRAP!! THAT WAS AWFUL!! EVERYONE GOT A HAPPY ENDING EXCEPT ED AND AL!!

I'm sorry I didn't post yesterday, but Anime club is showing the movie that ends the series so I tried to finish FMA. I watched episode 35 to 51. From yesterday, to today. I. FLIPPING. ROCK.

Anyway, quotes.

"WE'RE GONNA PLAY TUG OF WHORE-WAIT, NO!!"

I said that really loud in the hallway. I meant tug of war.

We used the myth that phone-books one page intertwined at a time can't be broken apart. We tied them and made tug of war in science, and proved it.

Mr. W-*to me and Crys' team* Don't worry, I'll help you.

He proceeds to jump in front of me, and our side gets pulled so fast, I almost like, ass rape my science teacher. Legit. So, I like, sat on Crys.

Her-dafuq man!
Me-Well, I figured you could take the sisterly-love over me ass raping our science teacher!!


True, story.

I didn't watch criminal minds, even though it only like, 8 minutes in now...I have to type on our twiligt story and our FMA story...if I don't cry...

-MEGARA