"Don't you hate when your vagina itches and you wanna scratch it, but you're just like, 'be gentle! Be gentle!'"
"If I could give birth to teenagers, I so would." -Crazy Redhead.
"Meg is small and pale, therefore, she is Edward Cullen's penis."
"And that would make tall, dark Demy Jacob's penis."
"*stroking Meg's hair* I am stroking Edward's pubic hair." -Nessa.
This is what our days consist of.
-Demy
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