Decisions

Trying to debate if I love Kaiden. I think I might say it back this time.




Crystal

8000!

OH! BTW! 8000 VIEWS GUYS!! YAY!!

It's almost the one year anniversary of the blog too! So don't forget-10,000 and you get to see our faces!!!

-MEG

MELLY'S SONG

Melly's song. This is just a collection of pictures (and an eerily fitting song (which I LOVEEEE!!)) that I edited of Melly and Spencer. So, enjoy!

-MEG

So Long, Farewell, auf Wiedersehen, Good Night

There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple too
And up in the nursery an absurd little bird
Is popping out to say "cuckoo"

Cuckoo, cuckoo


Regretfully they tell us Cuckoo, cuckoo
But firmly they compel us Cuckoo, cuckoo
To say goodbye . . .

Cuckoo!

. . . to you


Meg's final post for a while, guys. Sorry.

Just got back from working in the library (okay, I watched MAD first.) and hopefully Demy and I will be emailing to work on our fma story. So, yeah...

I did a youtube vid last night and will post that next.

QUOTE:
DEMY TO REDRANGER: QUIT RUBBING THAT UP AGAINST ME!!!!

ME-*FACEPALM*

You brought that on yourself, babe.

It was a music stand, I swear.


I guess I better go look at iFunny and FML before I go. I'm going to miss Gublernation the most. *sniff sniff*


-MEGALA

Warning

Prolonged usage of this blog may result in Meggala Pinkie Disease!
Symptoms include-excessive use of pinkie keys, urges to yell at electronics for no reason,and textaphrenia!
The only known cure- more viewage of this blog and comments! Plenty of comments!
We can not express how serious this is. If someone you know may have this refer them to this blog and keep them in isolation! This is very contagious!


                                                                                                                              -Nessarose

CRIMINAL MINDSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAHHHH PINKY!!!!


I just watched the pilot ep. of the new CRIMINAL MINDS season. I. Love. Alex. Blake. Just....amazing.

Yes, Ness, Penny was awesome in that episode.

I loved at the end they had the guy doing the photos of the team, and I guess that was the build up because they are supposed to have a big unsub like the reaper this season...so yeah...

Uh, not much to say...gonna go type on FMA FANT. Dem and I have been working on and got A GREAT idea. If you don't like it, we can strike it.


I did not mean for that to rhyme, I swear.

-MEG

Oh, one more thing

Just before I went to sleep, I remember a quote my father said to me in Walmart today.

*talking about short hair*
Me: I hate short hair.
Dad: Me too... Unless it's a hooker. Then I can just grab their hair.
Me: O_e okayyyy then. *turns and walks towards aisle with movies*
Dad: I'm just playin!
Me: *mentally trying to erase images from my mind* ... I know.




I don't think he was playing though. I WAS SO SCARED!!!!! Anyway. NOW, I'm going to bed




Crystal Poppin

Sickness

Hey viewers of the blog. I see how much Meg cares about me. I've been sick for two days and she doesn't even mention me. Hate her. No jk. I love her. Sorry I had to leave her alone today. Yesterday, I left after lunch so she wouldn't be alone. Today though, I didn't go to school at all. Kaiden wasn't as... Caring as I would have liked. It would have been nice if he, ya know, asked if I was feelin better or something. I mean, he did, but like... Never mind. IM HAVING WITHDRAWALS!!! I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM FOR TWO DAYS!!!! I miss him so much. (I know Meg is mentally gaging at this so DEAL WITH IT!) She doesn't exactly approve. I'm being extremely careful this time though. The TeddyBear went too slow, the ginger never asked me out(yet he said he loved me), the tall one played me. Kaiden... He should be different. We were friends before all this happened. Ginger and I never talked, tall one was from Georgia so we obviously never talked, I knew TeddyBear liked me so there's that. With Kaiden, I think we'll get farther. TeddyBear was slow, ginger didn't want to talk to me outside text, tall one was IN GEORGIA, Kaiden is my friend. I swear to God if he plays me I'm going to hurt him. We were friends before this. If we break up, it should be mutual. I have a gang of friends that could help me beat his ass down so he better not hurt me. He knows I'm not scared to take the cheap shot of kickin him in the balls. I fight dirty. He wouldn't dare hit me either. Anyway, Crys has gotta get her sleep.




Yours sincerely,
Crystal Poppin

SYATP

Meg just got back from church. Last day of hunger and thirst games. :(
New unit on Paranormal next week. :)

SYATP was this morning. I got up at 5 am. I usually get up at 5 30 but I was dreaming and while still dreaming the hunger games whistle (my alarm) went off. First thought:Da fuq?

lol. Sad.

But fo real.

SYATP was really cool this year. We had a band come...

THE LEAD SINGER WHOSE NAME WAS NICK LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE ALEX PETTYFER!! EXACTLY!!! SO HOT!! And I was like,"Okay, Meg. God. Focus on God...OMSQUEE ALEX!!!!"

He. Was. Adorable.

I'll just let Demy tell you her story...

BTW, You won't get anymore posts from me until next friday or thursday because my parents are going to Vegas for work and leaving me laptopless. :(

Sad.

Anyway, I'll keep working on the utube vid and practice for friday!

-MEG

THE LIGHTNING THIEF

Meg and Demy at my house, FMA on tv, so we are nerdin' out. JUST WATCHED NULLMETAL ALCHEMIST EP. 7!! YEAH!!

Finished the lightning thief today. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Okay, watchin the lollsquid philospher's stone.


-MEG

Hey, How's Your Cat?

Okay, this started yesterday when the flirt came up and like, raped Crystal's face. She then proceeds to stroke her face, telling her that she touched the tromboners face and his lips grazed her fingers.

Later, we thought on how you would touch a distant friend's face in convo.
Crys-I could see like, 'Hey, I'm gonna touch your face!" and then do it but...
Me-Or, it could be like,"How's your cat?' "AMAZING!!" *Hand rape Crys's face.*

So there you go.

Viktor-I AM STERILE!!

Crystal was threatening the men with a kick to the balls.

Well, I was gonna start on the new section of CC, but I'm gonna work on GIMP some more. The next section of cc will be addressing the India issue and Charlie's attitude towards Melanie and overall life.

-MEG

MEG IS LEARNING!!!

Learning how to use gimp. Here's what I've done so far.

Theses are just pics of Oliva De Havilland I've manipulated to look like Melly from Criminal Cranium. I've just changed her eyes and hair and in these next ones, her lips.

I like this one.

I know Reid's face looks weird, but live with it. It's hard to do this junk. This was the first time I did it so...bleh. It was hard to get Reid's face to be the same color as the guy's so just...suck it.

 

 

Bleh.

 

I'm doing this cuz I'm gonna make a video probably named 'Melly's Song' and put it on youtube. I'll devote my weekend to this, kk?

 

-MEG

FML's

Hey guys! I'm just gonna post a bunch of random FML's just because I find them funny.




Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML



All I have to say to ^^^ is CREEPY!!! I cannot believe you slept with him and DIDN'T know he was gay!!!



Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22, she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" she's 13. FML



Your just a bad parent. That's all I have to say to that.



Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out in lady clothes." FML



I would be very frightened. Watch your children closer.



Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML



THIS IS WHY I DO NOT WEAR TAMPONS!!! SEE!!!! THINGS LIKE THIS DO HAPPEN!!!



Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while,and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put hi hand on my stomach and said, " Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML



CREEPER!!! GET AWAY FROM HIM!!! IMMEDIATELY!!!




I know that wasn't very many, but I do gotta go. Sorry guys. I might be back later. Bye guys!




Crystal Poppin

God Helps An Outcast-Your Saddened Albino

My dad's been out of work for a while now and we've made several sacrifices lately to accommodate this. I'm not giving examples cuz they are a little embarrassing. But today, my dad finally got a job. He won't start for a month or so, but still amazing. I seriously cried when I heard.


Just couldn't let anyone see.

Nothing new.

I just thank God that he rewarded us for our patience and loyalty to him throughout this trying time. Worthy is the lamb who was slain
Who died and rose again...

Sorry, that came to mind.

I posted on CC yesterday. Twice. Go read.

I am now going to spend a long while trying to figure out how to work photoshop without breaking my computer



-MEG OUT

*SIGH* The Yaoi is Never Ending

Fo real viewers? I love you guys, but looking at what brings you here...all of it is yaoi searches, and one is MGG naked. *sigh* I love you guys, even though you are twisted.

And then there's the pedobears.


*sigh*

-meg

Can You Feel It?

IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY!!!

Lol. Demy will know what I mean. It's from the song 'Rejoice!' we are singing in choir. I realized I forgot to put that yesterday was the first day of fall and I am in heaven. This is probably the only time I go outside all year round (my parents don't like me to go outside in winter. Obviously, it gets uber cold here, and my immune system doesn't rock. Nor does my fathers. We're just...accident prone. The Fates hate me for some reason. GREEK MYTHOLOGY REFERENCE!!!!!!)

I FRIGGIN LOVE FALLLL! GAH!! SO PERFECT AND PRETTY!!

*MY BRO AND I WATCHING ECLIPSE. Riley and Victoria come on screen*
Him-VAMPANEZE!!!
Me-*facepalm*

lol. Just thought that was funny. He's not allowed to watch Cirque Du Freak anymore because apparently 'I warp him' to quote my father. lol.

Well, started chpt. 30 on cc. It's less of a filler and more of an intro and FORESHADOWING!!!

IF YOU HAVEN'T READ RECENTLY STOP AND GO TO THE SQUIGGLY LINE

















Melanie has come from Damien's lair, no thanks to Reid. However, she relies on him much more than she should, not only for freedom, but for living. The incomparable genius may have something to do with the frail girl's smile and bouncy outlook on life. Although, he may be the cause of later pain...later pain soon to be inflicted.






































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awesome. Okay, uh, go catch up and I'll have the new chapter up soon! (and I will start chpt. 3 of WHAT J.K. ROWLING DIDN'T SAY later. I'm working on that less because I'm more devoted to cc right now, but the hp blog will take way longer because I am going through the whole book series chapter. K?

-MEG

CURLEH!!!

MEG'S. HAIR. ISH. CURLEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

I slept with it plaited and it's like 'va-voosh!'

Anyway, it's early before church and everyone else is still in the shower so I figured I would type.

I should be using this time to find my dress shoes. However, I don't care. If kids can dress like goodness knows what I can go barefoot!

-MEG

CC TIME!!!!!!!! (GAH PINKY!!)

IF YOU ARE PREPARED

I know I haven't posted in a few days and it's because I have spent the past three days reading the most amazing fanfiction ever. I've been crying, laughing, and aching over this whole amazing and beautiful story. It's a Snarry, but it's deeper than sexual urges and gayness. It was really a father-son thing but yes, there was sex, but it was just...amazing showing there love and need for one another. It was just raw love beyond sex and it was just...amazing. It wasn't physical, ya know? Just amazing. It was called 'If you are prepared' and it was just great. I saw an illustration on a snarry site from an insert of it. It took me about 10 minutes to find it and it was just...great. I don't spend three days reading something if I'm not totally in love with it.

I highly suggest you read it, because that is the best fanfiction I've ever read



Which IS saying something.


Anyway, my mom and I were cleaning my room...ish...and she was taking down posters and got mad and tore my Jackson Rathbone poster.

I didn't get mad. Jackson would've wanted me to be strong. Lol. I do feel bad though, cuz he was really hot in it.


My hair is plaited right now, gonna sleep on it and see how awesome it is...or fails.

Got my homecoming dress. It's black and silver and sleeveless and fitted. I'm a curvy girl, but I like it. It's a got a bow, but I can live. :P

I might start writing a little on CC again after I closed another case. CRYSTAL HURRY AND READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starting on another case and then I'm leaving Ardely. I've got other plans for Melanie and the BAU.

Okay...gonna go check on GUBLERNATION to see if MGG has posted yet...

-MEG

SAD!

I know this seems shallow but I'm so freakin sad! My baby sister who's in 6th grade got a freaking preorder for a iPhone 5 and I still have a stick phone. And she gets to go to Ireland at Christmas break with my grandparents while I get to stay home with a nanny and clean the freaking house while my parents are in Seattle. I also found out that my upgrade for a phone is my dads 4 year old droid that dies at random times. Nessarose is so freaking glad it's the weekend!

Hello

First things first, Meg, if you shoot EVERYONE in your last hour class, I would be upset with you. Kaiden is in that hour.




Kaiden really PISSED me off today. While we were at lunch, OH WAIT!!!! I DIDN'T TELL YOU GUYS YET!!! KAIDEN AND I ARE A COUPLE NOW!!! Okay continuing, earlier today, I told Elmo that we were a couple so at lunch, he asked Kaiden to make sure that we were. He then asked if he could tell his date to homecoming that we were. His response: "Sure, it's not gonna be for much longer anyway." I start giving him a death glare. "What! I mean, til homecoming obviously.*takes a sip of his soda like he did absolutely nothing wrong*" do I expect this relationship to last forever? No. Do I expect him to expect it will last forever? Absolutely not. That is not the point though!! That's not a good mindset to have!! It irked me to no end!! I wanted to punch him in the throat. Okay, my rant is done. I'm better now.




Continuing to talk about Kaiden, I wish he would be a little more flirtatious. Am I asking to much? A mean, all he does to be 'Flirtatious' is give me his chair at lunch. I'm not asking him to make out with me that whole freaking time! Just like, call me beautiful IN PERSON!!! he's all flirtatious over text, but never in person. He could at least ACT like he wants to be with me. At least a little bit. I feel so unloved by men. :( Oh well, I can cope:)




Like my mommy says: A women needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. Perfect saying right there. Its sooooo true!




Geometry: Today, the guy that's sits in front if me, the fairy, was called a bunny because I he concentrates hard, he can make his nose twitch. It was adorable! Lol, not really. I gave him a pencil and he's like "Ffrrrriiiiieeeennnndddd." I'm like ehhh.




Health: Guy who I will call 'The Sophomore' just keeps cussin up a storm and it is hilarious. I mean, he cusses in every single sentence and it's so had not to laugh because he sits beside me and he's popular and I try to pretend I dont pay attention because I'm not popular. It's just hilarious. I like die laughing when one of the other guys hits him with a paper wad or something. He's all like, "Who the FUCK did that?!" after finding out, "I'm gonna kick your ass." it doesn't sound funny, but it is. He gets up and starts pushin the guy who did it around and it's just funny.




Freshmen Seminar: nothing to say other than I HATE THAT CLASS!!!




Science: played a game and we had clickers!!! I love them!!! I'd rather take a test like that than a written test!! It was amazing!!! We do have a test tomorrow. I'm not too worried because I got a 90% on the review we did today so I think I'm set. The tall blonde one got the highest score. Guy that sits in front of me, 'The Gage', keeps talkin to me and I'm pretty sure he likes me. He kept askin for the correct answer. And I, being a nice person, would tell him. He'd be like, "Me too*click*Now I do." It's like mental facepalm.




Lunch: Already talked about above.




Literature: Umm... Not much to say there. My teacher has convinced us to, "Fail with style." "Don't get a 0! Do at least half and get a 50!" yes, this is my teacher.




LIFE: Yes, it's all in caps because it's supposed to be. There's supposed to be periods in it too, but I don't care. Were making a brochure about nutrition. It's okay, it would be better if I had someone to talk to. I'm not kidding, I know NO ONE in that class. Like, no one. I need more friends. I'm just too shy.




Spanish: Nothing interesting happened TODAY, but yesterday this guy, also my asshole neighbor, was talkin bout how he had a date that night.
TallBlondeOnesBrother: so watcha gonna do?
Asshole: Go out to eat.
TBOB: Andddd...???
Asshole: Bang the hell outta that pussy.
Me: O_O
TBOB: Hahahahahahajhajahahahaha! Thata boy. Where you takin her to eat?
Asshole: Well, she definitely gonna be eatin something... My dick.
Me: *gag* O_e

Interesting isn't it. I almost died.




Kaiden just texted me... "I'm sorry to say this but" me WTF!!! I'm now waiting for a response. I might flip out. God Damn him. It was to tell me good might. I almost exploded.




I sadly must do the same. Good night viewers and I will try to talk to you again soon.




With love, Crystal Poppin.

Well, Here's the Way It Works on Coney Island...

they make you pay for every little crumb
I gave what they would take
I gave it for your sake
Now look at me and see what I've become....

Meggaroo here! Crys Demy and I just gave Bread and Viktor about abagillion reasons why periods make girls bitchy.

I watched a birthing scene today. It only lasted like 2 seconds cuz the vid was actually about the brain


IT DIDN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE A VAGINA!! IT WAS LIKE JUST A POUCH WHERE THE BABY WAS COMING OUT OF!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH

No one even said any thing. The look of total awe and disgust was every where. Lol.

Viktor and I worked in Spanish together. The sub kept saying how smart we were. Everyone was staring....

I may shoot everyone in my last hour class, just saying.

Uh...probably watchin FMA later and right now I'm gonna type on CC...If I don't lose my attention span.

P.S. I'm going to give up Elricest. It was cute at first, but today I realized Ed and Al love each other in a brotherly way.


All my readers are crying now...*sigh* I will put SOME yaoi up for you guys if you'd like. KK?

-MEG

Sex+Geometry=F*** YEAH!!!

Okay, Meg here, before school, and I remember things I forgot to tell you. :P


Okay, in Geometry
IF P= Q
IF Q=R
THEN P=R

Russell in FMA had the same haircut as Viktor. *the hair over the eyes* So, Viktor is also Slendermen.
So,
SLENDERMEN=VIKTOR
VIKTOR=RUSSELL
THEN SLENDERMEN=RUSSELL/ED

Yesssssss


Also, sex talk last night at church

A biconditional statement is a statement who is not only true in it's conditional but it's converse as well.

Kid-Lust is adultery but adultery isn't lust...wait...yeah it is.
ME-BICONDITIONAL STATEMENT!!!!



P.S. Like, Monday, I had the weirdest dream ever and I've had it before and I just posted this to remind me to tell it after school. BYE!!!

-MEG

Church+Sex Topic=FUN TIME!!!!!

Demy and I just got back from the hunger and thirst games. Arena challenge was pretty lame. It just involved toilet paper. ^0^ Which is always a good time...

Lol, jk, but today's topic was sexual impurity. So, of course, I have quotes.

Preacher-...I don't know what girls think about guys. "Dang, that guy is hot! He's gonna make me breakfast"
Girls--_-
Preacher-he's gonna build me a cabinet!
Girls-lol.

So now, that's going for us.

Preacher-Now, I know Jesus did these things, BUT YOU'RE NOT JESUS

Demy-Aw...

TallBlondeOne-*reading out of Bible*Balsome?
Guy-Bosom.
Crowd-HAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA

TallBlonde'sTwin-There are two steps to adultery. First you-

*some time later*
Demy-First, you turn on your wife...

I thought he said turn on the light, so I didn't get the joke. :P

Tahnoe-*guy from FMA whose name isn't really tht but he looks like Tahnoe from the legend of Korra* Hey, Nash, hows it been?
Nash-*derpface*
Me-AND THAT'S HOW FLETCHER WAS BORN.

Mustang-I LOVE DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL. Crys, you have to watch that in English. I swear...

I was gonna say other stuff probably, but I'm gonna go check FML and Gublernation like everyday. Herpaderpa...

-MEGGIE

DEMY AND MEG: THE REAL ELRIC BROTHERS

Demy is at Meg's house and we are watching the real elric brothers ep. The real Ed told the other to get on his knees. I want a yaoi fan fic very badly now. :P

-MEG

MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!!!

WHOSE READY FOR THE MOST HILARIOUS PICTURE EVER?? (Well, I find it funny cuz I love Snily...READY?!!!!)

LOL!!! IS IT WRONG THAT I FIND THIS HILARIOUS!! BUT IT'S TRUE!! I NOTICED IT!!

 

 

LOL.

 

-MEG

Megagirl

Haha. That's a good thing for me to call myself sarcastically in the third person. GTG. Day was cool. TTYL. KK?

-MEGAROOGA

IT'S HARRY FRICKIN POTTER!

I DID ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Meg finished Chapter 2 on WHAT J.K. ROWLING DIDN'T SAY (link here)
Catherine meets Hermione, Ron, Harry, Neville, Fred, George and a certain boy with shocking grey eyes. They board platform 9 and 3/4 and chaos ensues. How will Catherine, a muggle born, mingle with these kind of people? In an odd way though, it feels like she was meant to be here...

-MEG

Meg Has Yet ANOTHER Date to Homecoming...Who Isn't Her Skin Color...

No, I don't mean he's darker than me, just a little.


He's mixed.


FML.


I DIDN'T THINK OF IT TILL LIKE 2 MINUTES AFTER I SAID YES!!!


I'm not telling my parents. I'm telling them I'm going in a group like before. Gaaaahhhhh!!! I'm going with the guy I named Bread a few days ago. *I named him. Lol*

QUOTE-
Crystal-What is fire?
B-rad-The boiling point of wood.


We've been making fun of B-rad all day now. Lol.

Okay, I know I left Criminal Cranium off at a cliff hanger, but I am going to continue to work on WHAT J.K. ROWLING DIDN'T SAY. I know I said I'd finish chapter two, like, a little after school started, but I just started on it. Here to finish it...maybe.

Okay, I swear if we get over a combined total of 2,000 views on our youtube page before the new year, you guys will get to see our faces.

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, PERVS!!!!

LOL. Why do I feel like this applies to our views? Lol, jk, love you guys.

ANYWAY, Russia has been dominating the past few weeks with views, so STEP IT UP AMERICA!! I know Germany is also a big viewer, and Canada sometimes. Mexico too. Peru, sometimes. And one that begins with an L that I've never heard of. Whatevs.

-MEGAROO

Severus and Lily-The Prince's Tale

I watched this over and over and cried everytime. Sev and Lily. :( Never fails to get the water works going. Best love story of all time. Just sayin.

-MEG
(THIS IS MY VIDEO, BTW.)

Who Is A Boss? I Believe It Is I.

2 Chapters on Criminal Cranium are done. I made one youtube video this morning, and I just finished a Snily one and it is currently loading to my computer. LIKEABAUS.

I hope to get it up on Youtube before I got to bed. :P (It's one minute till 7, but that means like, an hour and a half. So herpaderpa....)

Whatever. CHECK IT OUT!

CRIMINAL CRANIUM link.

I posted my draco vid earlier today, so...yeah...

-MEG

Draco Malfoy-I NEVER MET A WOLF WHO DIDN'T LOVE TO HOWL

Meg made a new youtube video involving DRACO MALFOY and SMASH

Here she is. I meant the video, because Draco has a penis.

I think...

-MEG

FLARG

HEY, MOTHER EFFIN' NATURE, COULD YOU MAKE MY ALLERGIES ANY WORSE THIS WEEK? OR DO YOU WANT MY HEAD TO FALL OFF LATER??

-MEG

Thanks, guys. So much.

I've just gotten around to reading Demy and Crystal's posts and I just want to thank you guys so much. You are both right. I've got to stop and I need to get help. But I just can't. But I know I can talk to you to, and it makes a world of difference. I love you guys.

-MEG

snaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppeeeeeeee/Josh Hutcherson's Request/The Biggest Truth/Buzzlightyear's take on yaoi

MIND=BLOWN

I'm sorry this is hard to read. But it's hilarious if you can read it.

...

I'll get back to you on that.

YAOI! YAOI EVERYWHERE!

-meg

I'm here

Meg, don't be thinking about that again. Please don't. It scares me to think about life without you. I can't imagine life without you. God will answer. I understand what it feels like to think he isn't paying any attention to you. I know you probably don't think so, but I really do. I'm probably not the person in the world, but I care about you and I will always be here for you. You just have to open up and ask me to talk. You can ask to come over or something and just let everything out. You can cry in front of me. This sounds sappy, but I know if you cry you feel better. Meg, I don't know what's wrong, but you can talk to me. I love you Meg. I've always been here and always will be here.




Crystal Poppin

Please, I want to help.

Meg, please cheer up. I really don't want you thinking about that. It scares me and I really worry about you... And God will answer, just give him some time. And if you ever feel unloved, I just want you to know that you have a lot of good friends who can help you.

-Demy

Demy's Deviations

I just posted a toooooooonnnnnnn of crap on Deviantart. Check it out! It's some pretty beastin' stuff! lol jk it's not that great. Some of it's decent though lol.
Go to here for my deviantart profile.

EMEVAS

I would be lying if I said I knew how many times I've cried today.


Because, honestly, I've lost count.

I've lost count of how many times I've prayed and got no answer. I'm beinging to wonder if God ever listens to me, because I never get answered back.


I've had it bad the past couple of days because I've been thinking again.

I promised my self last week, when I had the first thought again, that it wouldn't do me any good again. What was I hoping to do? It was never for me. It was for them.

But it isn't their fault. It's always been me.


Last week, I've broken that promise every day. Today, I even thought about doing it. Just, how I would go through the motions again. But I stopped myself, and I prayed.

It driving me crazy, waiting and waiting.


I want to tell someone, just anyone. Telling before helped, but nothing is getting done, because those closest to me still don't understand. I'm breaking again, slowly. I can't help it.

I need help and I don't know how to get it. I'm so lost. I don't know where to turn. I don't know what to do anymore. It's creeping up on me again. I'm so afraid. What if I try again? Please don't let me...please.

I need help.


But I can never let anyone know.

It might be worse than now.

God, please answer me...


-MEG

2 LEGIT TO QUIT

Is now tattoed across my wrist. On a wrist band, don't freak out.

Have I ever meantioned how much I hate the word legit? IT'S LEGITMENT!! GAWSH!!

I am no longer going to homecoming with The TeddyBear which I am fine with. Crystal, you just earned another 1,000 years of being my bitch because I get nothing out of this deal.


I'M KIDDING!! Your still my bitch though. :P

VIKTOR TOTALLY RAPED ME TODAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. HE WENT ALL SLENDERMAN ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Demy, Viktor, Crys and I were standing in the hallway talking about church when a bunch of druggies went by. I didn't think much of it until they came back.
DRUGGIE#1-Are you guys still talking about Jesus?
DRUGGIE#2-The fags are still here, so we're good.
*they leave*
Demy-Go jack off!
Me-*facepalm* Good Christian influence.


VIKTOR WANTS TO EAT DEBBIE!!! NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW


GONNA GO TYPE ON CC!

-MEG

POEM OF SEPTEMBER

DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT BY DYLAN THOMAS:


Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

 Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.



























I LOVE THIS!!! GAAAAAAAHHH.

MATTHEW 5:5

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth.


You have no idea how much I live off this phrase.

Got to verses 5:3-5 today in the Beatitudes. HUNGER AND THIRST GAMES CONTINUE!

DISTRICT 10 CAME IN 3RD PLACE IN TODAY'S CHALLENGE, HUNTING, WITH CRYSTAL'S CRUSH, THE TALL BLONDE, SCORED A, YOU GUESSED IT


3.


Smoooootttth...
QUOTE:
GOD IS THE ULTIMATE CHAIR


It's late. I'm not elaborating. :P


TOMORROW IS OUR FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY


-MEG

GAY BABY NAME~~~~~~~~~~

Demy and I just came up with the gay baby's name. She said he was majestic.
"We should name him majesty. OR DEBBIE!!"
-MEG

kfsajeisoajfkdjfeiosajfkljewiojfe

Hello people who read the blog! This be Crystal Poppin here at Meg's house with Demy. I just watched them have a spaz about some clippy thingy on Demy's pants.
"It was a tracking device I swear!!!" quoting Meg.
"Stop talking about my pants!!!" says Demy.
Were going to a hunger games thing at her church after a while. This times, theres gonna be bows and arrows... I'm worried about injuries... Oooohhhh weeeelllllllllll. If they don't know how to shoot a bow, don't shoot one. I'm about to kill all the guys in mine and Meg's science class. They are just soooo stupid. The Tall Blonde One isn't so bad, but the rest are stupid. On to quotes!!!

"What if i died but was a ghost and only you could see me!!" Meg talking to me in the hallway.
"WTF."
"So you wouldn't know I died!"
"That would suck!"
"But at least I wouldn't have homework."
"But you would be dead!"
"BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE HOMEWORK!!!!!"

Now, I'm giving the computer to Meg Giry so she can post. BBBBBYYYYYEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!1





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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA
Meg here.
Quote to sum up my day:
Testosterone. It's a wonderful thing, isn't it?-Meg to crystal. 

Okay, having class with a bunch of dudes and three girls is not as epic as it may sound. We have guys punching guys in the balls, so the blonde kid next to me was screaming that his balls were bleeding in class, like right next to me. Ehhhh.... 0_e.

Gah. Then, we have this one guy that wanted me to touch the hotplate in science.
"Touch it."
Me-What? No. Why would I touch it?
Him-I'll give you a dollar.
Crystal-You touch it
Him-Give me a dollar.
Me-That doesn't make sense!! Why would we touch it??

Whatever. Then we have lunch every day with Elmo, The teddybear, kaiden(didn't know it was spelled that way til Crys just told me...), viktor and two other of our guy friends. (One of which I will name Bread).
Which is WAAAAYYYY to much Testosterone to deal with. 2 HOURS OF STRAIGHT BIG T!! GAHHHH!!

Crys and I escaped to the bathroom away from them. (Crystal argues she was dragged. It depends on perspective...) At which point, we hear the guys talking VERY LOUDLY outside the bathroom, which leads me to believe they were VERY close. Later, Bread looks in (we were close to the door) the bathroom, allowing me to take great pleasure in calling all of our guy friends perverts.
Later *Kaiden and Elmo are talking like stupid guys*
Me-I MISS THE BATHROOM!
Them-*stare* O_O

Viktor-Okay, three jews walk into a bar.


Just kidding, it's a gas chamber.

CRYSTAL AND I-    O__^__O

DEMY'S TURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
YOURS TRULY,
ALBINO!!!!
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DEMY HERE!!! AND CAPS LOCK IS ON!!!! WEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~
K, now its off :)
Currently listening to Alic Human Sacrifice and its epic. And creepy. meh. And Crys can't play Rin and Len's part on piano lol. She knows the rest of it though :P I know how to play Servant of Evil though, so therefore I am more epic.  NMHJH POOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (That was Crys's attempt to intervene. ...-_-)
Now we're listening to Meltdown. Sung by Kaito. So yay. It's too bad that his voice is actually that of an older man. At least Gackt is sexy. :3
I don't really have much to say. I'm trying to get Meg and Crys to watch FMA, but they don't want to cooperate. And now they're tossing a baby. And talking about what Meg named her uterus. She named it Lucy. And Crys's uterus is named Hell. Why you ask? Ask her. Not me.
Bye.

-Demy



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Meg is back. Crys and I are throwing around my gay baby. (Doll). We are trying to come up with a name for him. He's gay, so votes are accepted. Make it an awesome gay name. We are making a poll, so get ready.
Quotes:
My gay baby just totally gave me head.
*notices wrinkle in baby's crotch area* Me-Hehe. What does that look like? *shoves in Demy's face*
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^^^-gay unnamed baby... IT'S DEMONIC!!!!!
Okay, since Demy just told you I named my uterus Hell. This is all because of what I said.
"Well, you could have a period like mine. Not have one for like three months then all hell breaks loose." Me
"So, your uterus' name is Hell?" Demy
"Yes, it is now named Hell." Me
So, my uterus is now named Hell because I HATE MY UTERUS!!!! JK!! I love you, Hell. Not the place!!! I WAS JUST RAPED BY THE GAY UNNAMED BABY!!!! AHHHH!!!! IT TRIED TO SUCK MY BREAST!!!! AHH!!!! Okay, now that THAT is taken care of... The gay baby is flying... Meg is making it fly. WTF!!! MEG!!! STOP SHAKING ITS WANKIE IN OUR FACES!!! In case you cant tell, Meg is shaking its fake, non-existent, wankie in our face... Now they are going to make me look up pedo bear... and the gay baby humped my leg... NUUUU!!!!
That about sums it up for me... If anything comes up, I'll take the computer back.
"My gay baby's really flexible." Meg
KAIDEN!!!! TEXT ME OR I'M GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!
-CRYSTAL
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Meg is back. I jacked off the baby doll. No comment.

I don't remember what I was gonna say...hmmm... sad. :(


I will attempt to make these girls cover some songs and get them on youtube likaboss. (or likabaus as the crazy redhead would say. :p)

-MEG
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I, Crystal Poppin, just want to remind Kaiden that if he shows up to Homecoming in a white tux, I will murder him... No, I won't... Just seriously injure, or maim.
-Crystal





BLOOPERS FROM THIS POST,"TOUCH ME!"
we are trying to cum up...

Silence

Just finished silence, the third book in the hush, hush series. Finale, which is the last book, comes out this october. I'm gonna freak out.

I lurv Patch. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Now I have to read crossed, which is the sequel to Matched.

Then I have to read Rise of the Nine.

Then I have to finish the last p, p and zombies book.


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Then I should be caught up on book series.
shweet.

-meg

Meg Has A Date to Homecoming.../I JUST TEXTED A CREEPER!!

Meg is going to homecoming.

With the teddybear.

Crystal, you are now my bitch.

P.S. My dad says I'm not allowed to get in a car with Kaden driving. :P


I meant to text Viktor, and theres some other guy with the same name. I texted him and went.

"I AM STALKING YOU.
JK, its Meg."

Him-Who is this?

Me-Meg. Like I said in my last text.

Him-Do I know you?

*I look at my fone and realize I have not texted Viktor, but my friend the perv's ex bf whom is a total creeper. Whoops???? They have the same name.*

Well, there's my day. I updated CRIMINAL CRANIUM yesterday so check it out!


THE POLLS ARE IN!! ONE VOTE FOR LEMONS AND TWO PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!

I will make a normal chapter, but make a coinciding chapter with lemons and put it here.

No song fic. :(


BRA SHOPPING THIS WEEKEND!! FUCK YEAH!! *To quote Maxey Whitehead.*


-MEG

SO ZETTA EPIC!!!!

Well, I have lots to say... First off, in case you didn't already know, I'm going to homecoming with Viktor. Wel, him asking me to homecoming was more to make one of our other friends ask a girl to homecoming, but I'm pretty sure Viktor wanted to ask me anyway. So I said yes. He really is nice so that makes me happy :) lol and his parents flipped out when he told them that he had a date to homecoming. I think Viktor said that his mom said "See, I knew he wasn't gay!" ... Ouch. Lol and then Meg suggested "You should go over to his house dressed as a guy, Demy." However funny that would be, I probably won't be doing that. Just saying.


Ok! Subject change! I got a video game last week that I just finished last night. O. M. F. G. It was freaking amazing. It is titled "The World Ends With You". Maybe you've heard of it. It's made by the same person who makes Kingdom Hearts games :D (YOU ROCK TETSUYA NOMURA!!) But this game was seriously epic. It's about this boy named Neku who has to play this thing called "The Reapers' Game"., which is basically seven days of various missions. Without spoiling too much, there's not much I can tell you. But I will say this: "THIS GAME IS ZETTA EPIC!!!!" (the reason for me saying "ZETTA" is because of one of the characters in the game who uses that word a lot. He loves math.) And one more thing: Joshua is...mmmmmmmmmm... <3... AND HE'S NOT GAY! His voice may be a bit feminine-ish and he may say a few things to Neku that could be interpreted as gay, but he's not gay! Like how Neku is NOT EMO! Lol, but it is pretty funny how in the bonus story at the end of the game Neku's like "I feel my inner emo stirring... Must...resist...emo...urges..." lol. I love the bonus story. And how Joshua was like "I wanna be pink!" (he's still not gay.)


Oh! He's another zetta epic thing for ya, I AUDITIONED FOR A MOVIE :D!!!!!! And I'm freaking out because I'm worried about not getting the part. I want it soooo bad... Grrrr... WHY WON'T THEY CALL ALREADY!!!!?

So, yeah zetta fun week. 日本語！！！ （＾◇＾）


。。。。。。。。welp. Guess I'll be goin now. Laters.

-Demytra
(must..fight...fangirl...urges...)

I'm so freakin depressed!!!

Nessa is not in a good mood. Not only did my great-grandfather die my grandfather has to get his whole knee replaced due to polio as a child. That and all this talk of asking people to the dance. I'm like the only one without anybody to ask. Okay so on one of my migraine days the doctor told me to take 4 tylenol every 3 hrs! I was like WTF man! He was like you did hear me right? I said two. So now I gots to get my hearing checked. I'm just not having a good week:.( Ohh well at least I have my fanfiction to comfort me.(

I. Love. You. Meg.

OMGEEEE!!!! I LOVE YOU MEG!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meg has graciously sacrificed her homecoming night to go with the Teddy bear so I could possible go with Kaden. No, I'm not 'in love with him' I just BELIEVE that I'm developing feelings for him. I've never thought of him in anything other than as a friends. We've been friends for like ever! But... It's just like... Weve hung out a lunch and I just... I don't know. Meg, obviously, doesn't like him. But Kaden is different from the ginger. The ginger IS a player/douch. Kaden isn't. He's just a guy. And, I actually talked to Kaden. Ginger just started texting me outta the blue. Kaden doesn't even have my number... I need to give him that. Anyway. Gotta go eat.



Peace out my peeps.
Crystal Poppin

SONG OF SEPTEMBER

SMASH:NEVER GIVE ALL THE HEART.

This is my friggin theme song. Crystal could learn a lot from this. I made her listen to it, and she didn't understand.

It talks about Philosophy a lot, which I lurv. lol.

POEM OF SEPTEMBER COMING LATER!

-MEG

HILARIOUS SNAPE

MOTHER FUCKER

Heh, it's funny cuz it's true.

 

oooooooooooooooooooohhhh!!

O_O

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN

 

 

-MEG

They Try My Patience...

My mom decides to yell at me for like the 100th time this week. About what? Suicide. I was yelling about how I thought the suicide support thing was dumb.
"Oh, it's a cry for help!" she says.
Me-Yeah, bitch. Where were you when I was 8 years old and trying to kill myself. Were you gonna answer my cry for help? Bitch please.


I didn't really say that. Then it turned to this.

Mom-And your dad picks you up ever day! And I come home and fix supper!

What I heard-Your father takes you to your educational system and you feed me. Your life is so hard, mom.

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME, USE A CONDOM!!

-MEG

Never Say I Don't Love You

Dearest, darlingest, lovliest readers,

If Crystal and I ever get into a fight, please remind her she owes me for the plan I have just concocted which involves me getting sacrificed on the next full moon.

Or, more precisely, Homecoming.


Somehow, I have ended up going with the TeddyBear, or well, he doesn't know yet.

If he says no, I'm going to kill myself.


Which reminds me (I will continue the story above, keep reading.) today was 'suicide awareness day'. BS. You were supposed to wear yellow and write the word 'love' on your wrist. Everyone got onto me because I refused to write it.

OKAY, CUTTING ISN'T SUICIDE!!! CUTTING IS FOR ATTENTION, SUICIDE IS KILLING YOURSELF. DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN GET THAT?? KILLING. AS IN, NOT COMING BACK!!! THIS WAS MADE LIGHT OF TODAY AND IT PEEVED ME OFF!! THESE PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IT LIKE TO ACTUALLY WANT TO DIE!! GOD, JUST...UGGGGGGGHHH!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE!!


...now I'm crying. Shit.


Alright, back to funny. Crystal has somehow fallen in love with Kaden. (I'm warning her. She was supposed to learn from the Ginger, and she knows this, but is being dumb again. I love you, babe. DON'T SAY I DON'T!)
And I have come up with this:
The teddybear, Kaden, Crys and I don't have dates, so I am going to suggest we go in a group, but Kaden with Crystal and me and the Teddybear.


She owes me, big time. How did I end up going with her ex? No idea. But I'm doing it. Because, I love you, babe.

You might need to repay me someday, I'm just glad I'm not the one in debt. I won't hold her to it, this is because I love you.



I only ask for your first-born child.




JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAHAHAHHAAA PINKY!!!!!

But I better be a damn Godmother cuz heads are gonna roll otherwise.


haha. Love ya, babe.

-MEGGIE.

Coming to Terms/Slow Realization

Coming to terms with the fact that I'm weird:
Crystal and I spent most of the weekend discussing the physics of zombies.
I realized in Sunday school, after I'm married, if I think about another man, it's adultery. I can never watch Twilight again.
I realize that if these were biblical times, I would be married and pregnant, meanwhile I am struggling to find a date to homecoming.
Demy and I are plotting the kidnap of Woody Harrelson. Whoops? MY UNCLE KNOWS HIM!! THEY ARE FRIENDS!! AND BOTH DRUGGIES AND DRUNKS!! LOL.

MyDad-Well, you aren't supposed to be having those thoughts anyway. *referring to the second statement above*
Me-Well, that's impossible.
Dad-*STRAIGHT FACE* Your grounded.
Me-*HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!*

One of those 'you had to be there' things. Sorry.

Working on finishing cpt. 26 on cc. I realized on my Twilight blog I finished at 26 chpts and I'm not even half-way through cc. Whoops?

-MEGGIE

Oh, I'm just a student...

and don't be shy
please make corrections...
on the sweetest way to love you!

I am sorry with my always creepy song beginnings, but it's just what is playing in my head. I will post the song and poem of September, then go type on CC, no promise of finishing it though. It's another sad one, and I might add a shocker at the end! (If not, then the next episode, but it will have you screaming)

Saw Kaden today. I think it makes Crys mad. Lol. Last night, we had a whole conversation about if I was a zombie, how she could protect her self.

IF SHE GAVE HERSELF A VACCINE, I CAN STILL BITE HER HEAD OFF, YES???


LOL.

-MEGGIE

Don't Forget Me

Please take caaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrreee
and don't forget me
when you look to the heavens
with someone you love
and a light's shining bright from afar
hope you see my face there
and then offer a prayer
and please let me be
let me be
the staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr!!

My Fml from yesterday got denied. :( posted a new one today, so yeah.

The teddy bear molested me at my locker. Then came back two minutes later and attempted to do it again. CRYSTAL KEEP A REIGN ON YOUR EX!!

Viktor's mom-Viktor, it's okay if you're gay
Viktor-I'm not gay

Me-*later* Maybe, you should take all of us home one night.
Viktor--_-

Me-*to Crystal. We are surrounded by Kaden, Elmo, Viktor, Teddybear, and two other guy friends* I feel like a hoe.



Demy and I walk into Choir. Written on the board

"Dear Underclassmen,
The hallway is not for
standing
high-fiving
or hoes

SO GET OUT!!"

ehhh...

Demy (and possibly I) will be doing a 'dancing with the stars' sort of thing. Minus the celebrities. Replace stars with the name of the theatre company, but if I gave it to you it would give away our location and you could definitely figure out who we are. O_O


*Reading my journal I wrote to Mrs. Adams. I wrote about gone with the wind*
Her-Hmmm...I've never seen gone with the wind.
Me-O_O


LOL.

-MEG

MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER!! POST YOU BASTARD!!

The ways of adults

*sigh* can I give you adults some advice? If there are children in the house, don't have sex. Even if it's at a little before midnight, dont do it. Especially if you have a teen who stays up all night or a child in general!!! What if your child has a freaking nightmare and needs help or something!!! I take my head phones out to go to sleep and hear that. I am sooooooo tired of hearing it. This is already the second time this month. I feel sick having to listen to it. I'm not deaf. I'm not stupid. I'm not a heavy sleeper. I am however a teenager that stays up til midnight. This is not okay. Okay adults and future adults??? Thank you for your views.




Crystal Poppin

Omg

Ginger: what's up?
Me: just finished my homework.
Ginger: ive been done for forever.
Me: well ef you
Ginger: I'd like that so much... Jk




I just died a little.

Crystal

Eff. My. Life.

Today, I had several people tell me how pretty they thought I looked. I then realized I left my glasses at home. FML.

Get on the Fml site and vote for mine (see above) to be on the home page!! But fo real. That sucks.

I'm going to type a little on cc now that crys has caught up. I will then proceed to read crescendo.

I AM GOING TO KILL PATCH! AND NORA! AND MARCIE!! EFFFFFFFF

Okay, my theory is that Nora and Scott are half siblings and their father's aren't who raised them. Instead, they were spawned from Nelphilm. DID PATCH KILL NORA'S DAD???

Okay, my theory is better than what Nessa thought about Amon from the legend of korra. She thought it was Pemma's fetus. lol.

-MEG OUT

Suppp

"'chick' has her a good boyfriend this is what he told me about 'chick' ~well i like that she is pretty and nice and honest and she is the only thing i care about and i will do anything for her and shes very pretty and i wouldnt trade her for anything in the world♥ now aint that sweet ♥" said by one if the tall ones friends on his facebook page. I shouldn't care, but I'm so close to commenting. He said the same exact thing to me not two weeks before he broke up with me. SAME EXACT THING!!! I'm just tryin to save her. No, I'm not. I'm just pisses he would say that. It's like "Oh I love you!" after like... A week. Love takes time. I said I love you a few times. First to the ginger. It was never there. Then to the tall one. It was fake to him. I dont understand why guys think this is a freaking game! To girls, it's real! It's not okay to mess with our hearts. Just a reference guys. Keep it in mind.




Well, meg explained the guy I like on her latest post. I shall call him... 'The tall blonde' just because he's tall and blonde. He's just adorable. My mom doesn't like him. In his pictures on Facebook, he always has a girl in them and doesn't look happy. I'm like "mom. Guys almost never look happy in pictures. They try to look seductive." although he doesn't so, there's that.




My friend, the shorty I shall call her, is going to make me talk to the tromboner tomorrow. I recently found out they went out together for two weeks to make me "jealous." Why? I don't know. Yes, it would now. But, me and the shorty are good friends. Why would she want to do that? But anyway, she brought it up AS WE ARE STANDING BESIDE HIM!!!! I'm like, "hahaha... Wait... What???" trying to act all casual. "Hahah. Yeah. You were so mad." She's sayin this and the whole time my eye is twitching and I'm taking deep breaths so I can calm myself. "Well, I could imagine." "You used to like, be obsessed with him too!!" shaking with fury. "No. I just used to like him a lot. Just a crush." "remember when he threw a fit when you had to sit by him!!" "yessss. It made me really sad too. It was my birthday. It was only one day and he wouldn't sit by me." "Aww. That sucks." "yeah,"*glance at tromboner*"it did." so, she is gonna try to make me talk to him. 'Baby steps.' she said. Hahahaha. This is NOT going to be fun.




I have a goal paper due Friday and I haven't even started it. I dont have any idea what to do. I think I'm just gonna take the f and flunk this quarter and make it up next quarter. No I don't want to, but there is no way I'm going to get a two page essay done by tomorrow. This is what I get for being a procrastinator.




Peace out peeps. And may the odds be ever in your favor.
Crystal Poppin

DON'T KILL YOUR ALBINO!! I'M RARE!!

I'm sorry I just now got to posting. (I post more than MGG...grrrr...) Yesterday, Christine made me check out HUSH, HUSH. I thought it was going to be crap, but, chapter one, and my face is already as deep into the book as it can get. I read it in one day. I started CRESCENDO today. DID PATCH KILL NORA'S DAD??? WTF????

Demy, Crystal, and I just got back from church. My youth group is doing a hunger games themed thing and we were separated into districts. A guy that I've known since I was born (and Crystal has developed a crush on...) went up and picked our district.

District 10.

Cattle.

Awful as it may be, and despite my burning passion against it, I'M BRINGING COWBOY HATS NEXT TIME!!!!!!!

Demy volunteered as tribute and for the first time, like, ever, a female district 10 tribute survived the blood bath. She actually won the first challenge. And a tee-shirt.

We split into groups to talk about the sermon and my teacher goes.
"So, who is one person, by name you can influence"
Guy Crys like-Chuck Norris.
Guy teacher-Chuck Norris?
GCL-Yeah, cuz if you can influence chuck norris, you'd be pretty awesome.
Me-*nose pinch*

Teacher-What is one thing you like to-
Kid-JESUS!! *giving church answer. We always make jokes about church answers at my church. lol*
Teacher-To eat.
Kid-ooohh....-_-


lol. Today was just...epic. I had to separate Demy and the crazy redhead. Gahhhhh. They were like, raping each other in choir and Mrs. Adams had to stop rehearsal for it.


Gtg. See you. In DISTRICT 10
-MEGGIE.

MOST HILARIOUS FML

Girl-Today, I found out my boyfriend was gay. How did I find out? I found him giving head to my younger brother. FML


Is it bad I want to write a story about this?

I'm ending my friday fantasy. It's going no where. :P

-MEG

WHO THE FRICK-??

WHO THE FRICK VOTED FOR LEMONS ON THE POLL BUT SAID SCREW SONGFICS??? EF YOU!!!

-MEG

Ya know, I would like...

Ya know, I would like the beach if there wasn't so much sun...and sand...and water...

Like, for real. Grass can't get stuck to your feet and the clouds can't hurt you and the air doens't sting your eyes.

-MEG

WHAT GIRLS REALLY DO AT SLUMBER PARTIES PART TWO

At least this thumbnail is epic. DAMN YOU! YOU LITTLE PRYING PANDORA!!

That was a pto line, not me being creepy.

-MEG

WHAT GIRLS REALLY DO AT SLUMBER PARTIES-PART ONE

Part one of our sleep over at demy's is up. Part two is uploading as we speak.

I love how the video thumbnail is Nessa and Boq. I'll change it later.

-MEG

Dude...

Dude, vanilla oreos rock. Screw the original if you don't have access to milk.




I'mma freak.


:(

Crystal is convinced that Kaden is going to ask me to homecoming. I would rather rip my eyes out with  a spork.

Youtube video-0r part one of it-has (suppoesdly) two minutes left. Squee. Criminal minds comes on at 6 tonight and Im gonna watch.


SEASON 8 STARTS ON MY BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!


-MEG

Snarry, Matthew Gray Gubler on drugs, ANDDDDD Yaoi. Ehhh...

 

 

 

 

Who ever did this deserves to be shot. I respect some of the Snarry pairings, BUT MESSING WITH THE DEATH SCENE IS JUST WRONG!!

 

 

Whoa...head rush...

Thinking back on reading the books, I never dreamt that when you started it with the naivity of it all, it would end so dramatically. It was easy to grow up with the books.

 

 

I read all of them in less than a month.

 

 

 

O_O

SO. TRUE.

 

at least Fred wouldn't have died...

 

 

I love Matthew Gray Gubler. Anyone else?

 

 

I had a dream I saw him at the lion king. Nope, all I saw was a bunch of screaming kids that wanted to go home.

 

TAKE YOUR KIDS TO THE MOVIES NOT THE THEATRE!! THEY DON'T APRICIATE IT AND I WANT TO MURDER THEM ALLLLLLL

 

 

 

OH. MY. GAWSH. 0_0

 

 

Again guys, you wonder why fangirls love yaoi??? THIS IS WHY!! SO CREEPY!!!!! EHHHHHHHHHH

 

 

-MEG

Trying AGAIN

Split the youtube video into four parts this time. 12 mins is the longest. I THINK THEY CAN LET IT ON!!!

GAWSH!!

-MEG

That moment when your parents are...

that moment when you walk by your parents room and the door is closed and you KNOW what's going on. FML.


I'll post about the amazing show I saw yesterday later. I did post CHAPTER 25 of Criminal Cranium, so go check it out! Crazy ending!


-MEG

OH, I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE KING!!

Get to go see THE LION KING today!! The musical not the movie. I did watch the lion king II yesterday.

The awkward moment when kovu as kiara for babies. :P


LOL.



Request:DENIED



Almost done with chapter...25? of CRIMINAL CRANIUM. It's a long one with a lot of points and a lot of shockers so hold on to your seats!!!


WARNING: SPOLIER: SCROLL DOWN TO SQUIGGLY LINE IF WISHING TO SKIP
Melanie's engagement is finally announced, and several people are angry with this choice: Including Charlie. But all Melanie's been able to focus on is the honey-haired genius across the room....




































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I JUST FOUND OUT MATHEW BROADERICK VOICES SIMBA!!! WTF??? LIKABOSS! And Mel Gipson voices John Smith. weird...And we all know Tim Allen and Tom Hanks voice Buzz lightyear and Woody. Likaboss, Disney.


-MEG

F.M.L

Demy left around like two or so hours ago. I honestly can't remember. We like, typed nothing. We watched several Nullmetal Alchemist videos, though.

So, Demy and I were talking about honeymoon and the topic turned to sex.
Demy-I know like, he sticks it up there, but what happens after that?
Me-I don't even know how he would know to get it up there. I assume it would hurt, too. I can hardly fit a tampon up there.
Demy-And what's up with blow jobs? I don't want that in my mouth!
Me-Me either!
Demy-Wait, do you suck or blow it?
Me-Idk *sees light coming from door which should be closed. Lays head down. Demy follows.*
Demy-What?
Me-Shhh...
Demy-Whats wrong.
Me-Just for a minute.

Door finally seems closed.

Me-My door just opened. While we were talking about blow jobs. My mom heard us talking about blow jobs.


*NEXT MORNING*

Mom-You guys never even came downstairs! No, wait, you came down to unplug the router.
Me-...We never came downstairs.
Mom-Yes you did. I heard the dog wake up and you go across the house.
Me-I heard our dog get up but we never came down.
Mom-Yes you did! I heard someone on the stairs!
Dad-Well, Austin was sleepwalking again.
Mom-But I heard someone on the stairs!!



Either she was faking innocence, or my 10 year old brother stalked up the stairs in his sleep and heard us talking about penis' in our mouths.

FML

-MEG