Fang: *glare*
Me:So... What's your name?
Fang: I think you should know that.
Me: Would you just tell me!
Fang: FANG! ALL RIGHT!?
Me: So how did you get that name?
Fang: I named myself.
Me: Why Fang?
Fang: ... 'Cuz I used to bite Max all the time.
Me: 0_0... Uhhh... So... Speaking of Max, I hear that you guys are dating now! How great is that?
Fang: Whatever. I guess she's pretty hot.
Me: When did you first start to like Max?
Fang: Prob'ly when we were little and Jeb took us to the park. There was a duck pond that she went skinny-dipping in. With the ducks.
Me: Ummm... I-I don't know how to respond to that...
Fang: *shrug* Whatever. Still a good memory to me.
Max: *Runs in the room* YOU PERV!!! I KNEW IT WAS YOU HIDING IN THE BUSHES!!! *Grabs a folding chair*
Fang: Wait! What're you doing!?
Max: RAWWWWRRRR!!!! *Beats Fang...repeatedly*
Me: (Thank God, this interview was going nowhere.)
Fang: *bleeds*OOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!
Max: *Grabs Fang by the arm and flies him to the ceiling (which is very high) and drops him*
Fang: AAAAHHHHHHH--!!! *splat*
Me: Ah, crap. Now who am I gonna interview, Max?
Max: *gathers remains of Fang* *leaves*
Me: Well, I guess that I'm done here... I'm sorry about that. Dem-Dem out.
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