My exclamation points are epic are they not? SAY THEY ARE! SAY IT!!I'm sorry, mornings make me hostile. 2:00 am on the dot and I should never be up this early. Albino's not nocturnal. Anyway, I have Iggy Griffiths from the Maximum Ride series with me today. As we know, his DNA has been changed, and he has a 2% Avian DNA in his blood stream along with 98% human.
So, as was walking with Iggy, here's how things went....
Me:So, your a bird kid
Iggy:Yeah,
Me:What kind of part bird are you?
Iggy:...I dunno...
Me:You'd think you would want to find that out and-WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Iggy:...no.I didn't actually.
Me:Well, I won't lie to you...It was Narnia. Narnia just blew up. It went everywhere. No joke.
Iggy:...Uh huh...
*place stress ball in Iggy's hand then quickly remove it*
Me:IGGY!! That was my boob!!
Iggy:Wha-
Me:That's okay,...I just didn't know you felt that way Iggy...
Iggy:Oh, uh, I'm blind...I uh didn't mean-
Me:It's okay...you don't have to hide it any more...We don't have to hide our love anymore.
Iggy:Wait, wha-
Me:YES! YES IGGY I WILL MARRY YOU!!!
Crowd-aww!
Iggy:AHH! No-I-What's happening?!
Me:Awwww, we would have Albino babies!
Iggy:What?
Me:We should name them after James Patterson.
Iggy:*RUNNSSSS*
Me:*chasing him*Wait!! Iggy!!! I luvvsss you!!! Don't fight the luuuuuvvvvvvv!!!!
Iggy:AHHHHH*THUD....*
Iggy hit a wall guys...um....you won't be seeing him...for a long time.... a really long time...hehe...NOBODY GO SWIMMING IN THE LAKE BY THE PARK!! JUST SAYING!!
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